Get your gen texts here!!

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[sweet_science]

Not all of them.

Just SOME of them.

And don't you breath a word to Dinah or youll SEE how I can

Sides I'm only up to four. I think.

[sjws]

[ somewhere ollie's making strangled, angry noises at his phone so he stops wanting to capslock at ted.

give him a few minutes. ]

if she asks me i'm telling her. EVERYTHING.

[sweet_science]

It's not a big deal for christsakes!!b! Don't you WORRY her about nothing Im FINE DAMMIT.

ITs a coupla broken bones, nothing a little time won't fix. I didn't DIE.

Sides why you think Im messing with this stupid thing instead of doing something worth my time?

[sjws]

you got BLOWN UP by someone who was SPECIFICALLY TARGETING YOU

stop being such a crazy old man and let me tell her. you broke bones?? you probably have burn scars. oh god. you're the worst, ted! the worst!

[ he's gonna have an anxiety attack over not telling dinah lbr ]

[sweet_science]

My ROOM got blown up and I got knocked out a window. Worst I got was glass so calm the hell down.

Your no newbie to the rodeo, kid. It happens. Got plenty of scars.

And it WASNT just me. But Alan and Jay are fine, thanks for asking, jerko.

1/2

[sjws]

[ JUST

FUCKING THROWS HIS PHONE

WHY IS TED GIVING HIM A HEART ATTACK FOR NO REASON ]

2/2

[sjws]

[ twenty minutes and one stressful bit of yelling at nothing later ]

YOU'RE the jerko, jerko

stop texting me and go get rest

[sweet_science]

Get your panties out of a twist?

I AM resting, nitwit. Bored outta my MIND and resting.

Sand canceled movie night on me cause the livign rooms toast.

SEE IT MISSED ANOTHER ONE what is this garbage thing?

[sjws]

if i send you a tablet and netflix do you think you'll stop being annoying
i'll give you the whole netflix-amazon-hulu set so you can watch anything you want
as long as you rest and don't give me reason to tell dinah you got blown up
and you're not letting it autocorrect properly so it's just taking the text as is and you know what?
i'm not explaining this

[sweet_science]

And hows that supposed to help if it cant keep up with a guy with taped fingers?

And Im RESTING what do you want? Got my feet up cast up whole shebang.

Last time

I DIDNT GET BLOWN UP. I GOT THROWN OUT A WINDOW.

[sjws]

you would be typoing less if your fingers weren't taped up

the tablet's supposed to help with the bored thing

and you have to STOP MISLEADING ME ABOUT THE EVENTS THAT OCCURRED. YOUR ROOM GOT BLOWN UP AND YOU GOT THROWN OUT A WINDOW AS A RESULT. IS THAT IT? NO MORE DISASTERS, TED? OR WERE YOU ATTACKED BY WILD DOGS AS WELL BUT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T MENTIONED BONES OR LEASHES, YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD TO TELL ME?

[sweet_science]

[ There's about a minute and a few different [...]s before- ]

Into the side of a truck.

THERE. You happy now?

[sjws]

DAMNIT TED I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

[sweet_science]

YOU ASKED!!b

[sjws]

IT'S A MURDER OUT OF FRUSTRATION, YOU OLD COOT
TELL ME THE WHOLE STORY NEXT TIME AND DON'T MAKE ME PRY IT OUT OF YOU

[sweet_science]

What's it matter? I'll be FINE. These things happen. All part of the business.

You expect me to tell you about every hangnail?

[sjws]

a hangnail is different from BROKEN BONES, TED

[sweet_science]

It's the same thing. You're blowing this whole thing out of proportion.

If I had a conniption fit over every broken bone I ever got, I'd never stop connipting.

Now what's that. Why's it saying that's wrong?

[sjws]

connipting isn't a word, ted

and there are people who care about you around who get upset when you hurt yourself in grandiose manners like

say

getting thrown out a window and hit by a truck

you're not going to live forever, you know

[sweet_science]

Ah ahah I didnt get HIT by a truck. I HIT the truck flying out the window. Whole different thing.

And for goodness sake I didnt hurt MYSELF it was VANDAL SAVAGE and some idiot with a mask.

[ There's a short pause, and you should consider that an achievement, Oliver. ]

Trust me, kid. This old boxer knows hes only got so many rounds left in him. But thats no reason to half ass it.

[sjws]

that just makes it worse again, ted!

i hate everything about this conversation

and no you don't. you don't get all serious on me NOW after i've been spending this whole conversation trying to remind you of your own mortality

[sweet_science]

What kind of jackass thinks a man of my bears NEEDS reminding?

Just cause I’m still living my life doesn’t mean I don’t KNOW, Poindexter.

Years, dammit.

[sjws]

to be fair
if you had a lot bears that would probably be better

[ he also does not want to be having this conversation ]

[sweet_science]

No it most certainly wouldnt have. And I say that with experience.