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texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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True. But at least I wasn't perving over dumb jocks in devil costumes and wondering what you'd look like with a pitchfork and a red sequin mankini.

You've ruined me. I repeat: I hate you.

How does it look in your fantasy?
I don't think sequins do anything for me.
You enjoy it, don't lie.
I'll kiss it better next time.

Edited 2017-10-22 08:09 (UTC)

There's grinding and butt waggling. And just the thong and pitchfork. And little horns.

[Couldn't forget the stupid horns.]

Kiss what better? Be specific.

That is very detailed, Ms. Jones. I'm shocked.
I'll let you choose.

I might let you lose the pitchfork and thong, but I demand the horns.

Only if you put on the thong.

Just the thong?

Objections?

Give me a reason not to.

I'm only wearing horns.
You wear the thong so each one of us has one item to take off.
Maybe it'd be easier if we got you a stripper.

I don't want a stripper. I want you to strip for me. But I'll take a sexy naked dance wearing horns.

You are such a pervert.

What can I say? Maybe I'd like a little more devil in me. ;)

Excuse me. I just remembered I have an appointment. Think about what you just did there and maybe we can still be friends.

Guess I'll have to turn to the other man in my life to keep me company. Jim.

From the burger shop?

Bean, you moron. Jim Bean. Whiskey.
Sometimes I wonder about you.

No, I think that guy's name is Sean. The guy who always dies in movies, right?

[Trolling? No way.]

Come here so I can end you.

It's OK that he's older. He sounds sexy. I know I'd probably do him if I was drunk enough.
Threesome?

If by threesome you mean me sucking you off while I ram my vibrator up your ass, yeah. Sure. 3some.

Well, that escalated fast. If you still want to end me, I have your other friend Jack around.

I think you're looking for an excuse to come over.

You don't need one, you know.

I'm not looking for an excuse. Actually I can't come over. I kind of hurt my leg so walking's a little difficult.

Anything I need to worry about?

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