bakerstreet | The Love Me Meme

The Love Me Meme

the love me meme
updated edition

♫ ♫ ♫ Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think when a snake of a guy gave me an
evil wink. He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again. ♫ ♫ ♫

♥ As the lyric suggests, you see someone and, bam! You love them! Wait, you don't? You don't even know them? Well, now you do! Haha, see what I did there?
♥ Post with your characters, name and fandom in the subject line! Someone else will reply to your character. Then, you go tohttp://www.random.org/ or any other random number generator you'd like, and pop in the numbers 1 to 10.
♥ Match up that number with the appropriate category of love below, and that's how your character now feels about that replier!
♥ Remember, each thread is different! You're rolling each time, for whoever replies to you.
♥ Remember: just because Character A loves Character B doesn't mean Character B loves them back (or is going to be any less creeped out by this sudden change of heart!)
one.
Yandere love. You are obsessed with this person to the point that it is dangerous, unhealthy and absolutely insane; you want them to be with you, you, you, you, and only you, and nothing is going to stand in your way. No one is going to hurt your love - in fact, no one is going to come near your love. And if they say they don't love you? They will. You'll make them. Because you're meant to be together, and you're going to be together, forever and ever and ever. Married married married~

two.
Fairy tale love. You're convinced that this person is your prince or princess! Your true love! The one that you're destined to be with! And they know it too -- at least, they should. You must woo them, court them, try to convince them that you two were meant to dance with fuzzy adorable mascot animals and have a big wedding together! If they don't love you? They must be under a spell from an evil witch, or something! They do say that true love's kiss breaks solves all.

three.
Moe love. It is adorable, and sweet, and innocent. You want to hold hands and exchange chocolates and pretty cards and take long walks on the beach and talk about your future and your kids and aaaaw. It's just like you're in a G-rated Disney movie! You just want your True Love(TM) to be happy, and to know that you love them very much. ;u;

four
School Kid Crush love. You're apt to pass love notes and ~~stalk~~ admire your crush from afar. They're so cool and suave, and you're just little old you... but you just can't seem to stop thinking about them and scribbling their name into your notebook! Nervous, nervous, nervous. Ohhh, they're looking at you. How embarrassing! It's almost like they can tell how you feel about them!

five.
Tsundere love. Of course you love them, but you're way too shy to admit that! Things like that are embarrassing, damn it! You'll yell and flail and hit the love of your life, but it's just because you're not sure how to show that you love them. I mean, you'll still be awfully upset if they try to leave you, or if they don't understand, or they don't want to kiss you... But there's no way you'll say "I love you"!! ... Not unless they say it first, at least. Physical comedy ahoy!

six.
Forbidden love. You yearn for them, but for some reason, you can't be with them! It kills you inside, and just being around them fills you with butterflies. But once... just for tonight, you're willing to throw it all away and be with them! But... what, they don't feel the same way? They're just being shy! It's time for you two to be secret lovers, and it's not possible if they're being stubborn! They shouldn't worry, you won't tell anyone! And you need this. It's scary, yet thrilling, and all they need is a little... persuasion!

seven.
Sexy love. Maybe there's some love hidden deep down somewhere, but that's not the priority here; first thing's first is that man needs to take his clothes off right now. You don't want to talk about your house and your white picket fence and your 2.5 kids; you just want to touch that person now, and you'll think about the rest in the morning. Kissing and contact and maybe a little lovin' are what you want, and nothing is going to stop you. No means yes. For underage characters (and those of us who w-would rather not write sexy things), kisses and flirting are all you need.

eight.
Extreme love. You have to impress the object of your affections, before they're stolen away by some fool! You can do anything when it comes down to showing how much you love this person, even if it means spending all your savings on them, buying nice things that they don't actually need. You're so overcome by your love for them, that's all that matters! You'll definitely win them over with your amazing shows of love and prowess!

nine.
Melodramatic love. This is very important and you know you're rushing things a little but this love was meant to be!! Your love life is suddenly a Shakespearean tragedy, complete with dramatic plot twists and turns, and you need to confess your love to the world before it's too late! There's no time to lose; in the morning, you're going to be exiled, your love is going to be hanged, your mother will be shot, your father will become a pirate and someone will kick your puppy!! For bonus points, speak in terrible, hilarious, terrible prose.

ten.
Possessive & Manipulative love. You want this person, need them, want to own them -- but things don't seem to be going as planned. They keep looking at other people and talking to other people... it doesn't matter if they feel the same way, you'll force them into doing what you want them to do. You'll manipulate the situation. You'll manipulate their feelings until they are utterly yours, and can no longer deny that they belong to you. Cold and calculating, you'll get what you want.

[a classic!]

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(Especially interested in manipulative and forbidden love.)

[Oh god. He was panicing. He wasn't even close to starting this mission and he was already having a panic attack. How was he even supposed to do this? Yeah he was good, hacking the military good, but there'd never been anyone that was even close to having Tony Stark's security system good. Well, that wasn't fair, that system was great, amazing even. Worse yet? This was an on-site hack. He was at Tony Stark's house waiting for things to quiet down, in the bushes. The goddamn bushes, with all his equipment, just staring at the most amazing house he'd ever seen. He was whispering into the mic once his nerves had gotten him to drum his fingers on his knees.]

Seriously, do I gotta do this, boss? There's gotta be another way. [He whined when he was told no.] But this is Tony Stark, man. He's better than me and I— [The blond flinched at the static flooding his ear.] I'm just sayin' there are other ways to get this info, we don't even know if he's got it. Not really. If he doesn't and we get caught, 'cuz this is Tony Stark, it's my head and this guy is relentl— [His head dropped at the answer.] Yea—okay. Shutting up, sorry.

[Sonofabitch. Jensen started rocking in his spot as he sighed. This was gonna be the hack of his life and it was gonna be on one of the good guys. He wasn't okay with that, but they did need this information. They needed to justify their deaths. They needed to stop someone. If that meant going through Stark Industries well. He'd just have to do that. So it wasn't for another couple hours, once every light was out that Jensen perked up. Give it thirty more minutes, kid. A deep voice rang in his ear.

And once that time was up, Jensen slowly snuck out of the bush and crept up to the house, keeping along a wall away from any window where he could have been spotted. He didn't see any cameras but, then again, who would have had the balls to mess with Iron Man? Chills ran up his spine at the thought.] Okay. ...Okay. Disco, baby, we've got this. [He pulled open his laptop, started and program and waited for the right windows to pop up and start hacking his way into this house. It took a few minutes but he finally heard the pop of the locks and no internal alarms went off. Jensen let out a shaky breath, astounded he was still conscious, before having at the cameras he knew were inside. Another minute and Jensen started in the house.

All he needed was access to a panel, he didn't even need to get that far inside at all. At least he thought. He had to at least be in the living room and getting the front plate on the control pannel was a hell of a thing without damaging it. In and out, no proof he was there. Not a mark. So once he'd gotten that clear and plugged in his own cord, there was another few minutes of hacking to do. This was much more treacherous, his skin was tingling and he felt like he was on the edge of a thousand foot drop. The hilarious thing? He'd done it. He'd actually hacked the system Tony Stark designed and he let out an ecstatic, whispering laugh at the triumph. Minutes later all the info he needed was downloaded to his computer and he'd gotten away with it. Jake Jensen had actually hacked the un-hackable!

It really was too bad that in his excitement, after successfully closing out his hacking program that he'd forgotten it reset everything. Even the alarms on the door, which he just opened without a second thought. It was a heavy click when the door unlocked, but it sounded like a car crash in the dead of night to him. Then the alarms when off and Jensen's heart dropped to his stomach.] Ohshit.

Watching someone pick apart your security can tell you a lot of things about the person...and your short comings. Of course, Tony Stark doesn't have short comings in anything, minus a few personality quirks that Pepper Potts is usually on him about. That doesn't mean that he isn't impressed by this hacker. Or that he doesn't 'help' out by knocking a few of the hidden trip wires Jensen hadn't found.

Tony's bored. And it's been a long time since anyone's bothered to come and play. And a longer since since anyone's managed to get this far.

As his new friend overlooks what Tony assumes is a glaring hole in need of a plug and powers through in his excitement, he tells JARVIS to lock down the rest of doors and heads down to meet...

Steve Rogers. Captain America. The face everyone knows and whom his dad use to happily flaunt as his greatest creation ever.

So, okay, color Tony Stark surprised.

He almost has to manually close his own mouth.

"You're a lot dryer than I thought you'd be." Last time he heard, Captain America's body was still unrecovered in the Atlantic Ocean.

Well, the thought the door unlocked. It sounded like it did, but the door wouldn't push open no matter how he pushed his shoulder against it or jiggled at the handle. There were slews of not so nice words whirling about his headspace about himself, how stupid he was for thinking his was really gonna work. Though he only worked at the door harder when he heard footsteps coming towards him. But he stopped, eventually, with a hard swallow when he realized there wasn't a point. He was stuck in Tony Stark's house, at his mercy, and his comm was out. And after patting his empty holster, he realized his gun was back at the hotel. Shit.

But those footsteps weren't stopping yet and he turned, back against the door, only to to be facing Tony Stark himself. Jensen felt his heart plumet into his stomach and all he could do, aside from stare blankly back was give some frightened laughter to that statement. However, to Jensen it sounded more like 'I'm going to kill you'. At least that was until he replayed the words in his mind and then it was a sharp breath as the laughter stopped and a confused look donned his face.

"... 'Dryer' as in, like, foreshadowing that you're going to knock me out and let me sleep with the fishes 'dryer' or like. You're surprised I'm not soaking wet 'cuz you thought I'd sneak in from the sea and not the driveway which... was actually pretty stupid..." Not that it was all that practical to come in from the sea and scale that cliff either. His rambling didn't stop though; "Look, I didn't take anything we didn't need, I swear. And it's totally nothing on you. ...Well, it's got a little to do with you, but you didn't know! We're not after you, we just needed—"

Shut up, man, this isn't what Ex-Special Forces do when they get caught. "Uh. Just needed... something." It was just a tiny something from his list of buyers, a location and a name; something Tony wouldn't have missed. Then again it looked like he did miss it. Or maybe he was pissed because he just broke into his house. But he couldn't have told him what it was for!

[While he doesn't know exactly why, he just knows that he wants Hayabusa to notice him. It doesn't even matter how; as long as Hayabusa is looking his way, it makes him giddy with happiness.

Of course, the only way he knows how to get people's attention is to act as obnoxious as possible.]

Hey, hey, Hayabusa--

[Sup, have a water balloon thrown in your direction.]

[... He just barely saw that coming and he just barely ducked it.

Sorry whoever was standing behind him and consequently got drenched.]

Nishinosora, what the hell?

Aww, it's no fun if you dodge it!

[He pouts slightly then immediately goes back to grinning widely because he's whipping another balloon at Hayabusa.]

[And just for that, he's going to dodge it.

And Hayabusa doesn't look particularly amused, even if he didn't get drenched.

[Even if he did dodge again, Nishinosora doesn't seem too perturbed. At least Hayabusa's paying attention to him now, right?

Since he doesn't have any more balloons to throw, he bounds over and grabs hold of Hayabusa's arm instead and clings onto him.]

Why are you no fun at all?

Why did you think it was a good idea to chuck water balloons at me?

[He is so unimpressed.]

Why wouldn't it be? It's just a game.

[He doesn't see what the big deal is.]

One that I hadn't agreed to and got sprung on me with no warning. [Flicking your forehead, Nishinosora :T]

Hey!

[He removes one hand from its hold on Hayabusa's arm and puts it up against his forehead and pouts again.]

That's just because you're boring.

I'm plenty fun when I feel like it. [Tossing his head a little to move some of his hair back, his piercings come into view.

... Wait, piercings?]

Hey, what's that?

[He leans closer to Hayabusa to inspect the piercings.]

When did you get those??

[Hope you don't mind him reaching up and tugging at your ear a little.]

The piercings? I've had 'em for a little over half a year...

Really?! Wow, how unexpected.

[Yeeep, he's just going to play with Hayabusa's piercings now.]

[He gives a bit of a resigned sigh, and allows Nishinosora to play with them.]

You've been more eager for attention lately, I've noticed. Any reason why?

Why does there need to be a reason?

I was just wondering, that's all.

Hm. Maybe there is one, maybe there isn't~

[But he doesn't elaborate.]

You enjoy being irritatingly vague, don't you?

[He grins widely.]

Because seeing you grumpy is funny.

But what if I don't want to be grumpy? [Forehead poke.]

That's just too bad for you then, huh~

[When Hayabusa pokes his forehead he reaches up and grabs his hand, so now he has that captive too along with the arm he is still clinging onto.]

Wow, inconsiderate much?

[He's joking and it's clear from his tone.]

[Nisinosora just laughs.][Although the fact that Hayabusa continues to stick around is proof enough and that itself makes Nishinosora incredibly happy.]

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The Love Me Meme

nepeta leijon | homestuck

Ziva David | NCIS | OTA

Sumeragi Subaru | X/1999 | No Smut

Shino | No. 06

Alix Parker | Original | OTA

Charisa Sosa ~The A-Team~ Het

sharon carter / agent 13 ( marvel )

Polka | Eternal Sonata

Akihito Takaba // Viewfinder // M/M

Yuki Giou // Uraboku

Albus Severus Potter | Harry Potter | OTA

Remus Lupin (Marauder's Era) | Harry Potter

Jill Valentine | Resident Evil (Films)

Ruca Milda | Tales of Innocence | ota

Tony Stark | MCU | OTA

10! A bit TL;DR, sorry, but your reply doesn't have to be as long. Just setting up!

So sorry, I got bogged down yesterday! I'm setting it pre-Avengers.

Oh, no worries! And that setting's just fine!

Hayabusa Hideki | Inazuma Eleven GO

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Reiza | Inazuma Eleven GO: Chrono Stone