it's called "caring for the team's welfare," timmy
you don't fuck someone, you get all tense and weird, you start thinking maybe being poison ivy's manslave won't be that bad after all, you pop a boner during a fight, it becomes an easy target, you go down hard (not even in the good way), and i get a knife in my back while i'm mourning the untimely deaths of all 400 million little swimmers in your poor, neglected coin purse
Honestly, Jason, I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that you've given this much thought to my sex life. Seems a little above and beyond matters of team welfare, you know?
are you implying i sit around wondering what your sex life is like, imagining the look on your cute little face while you jerk it to being stepped on by supervillains, only to be so overcome with lust that i can't resist prodding you about it in the hopes that you'll spill all your dirty little secrets and maybe start thinking of me instead?
why, that'd be just diabolical! i'm glad you think so highly of me :)
[Okay, so maybe that was a bit more weirdly detailed than the joke needed to be. He's a master of comedy, though, fuck off???]
that's right. 24 hours, 7 days a week, the grind never stops. 💪 💪 💪
the reason i never wore pants as robin? leg muscles. kept bursting through every pair of pants b put on me. it's why i have to tailor all my own clothes.
can't get a bod like this worrying about things like your buddy's sex life. unless you only wanna beef up one arm, that is
[So that he has time to freshen up, doubt himself, down another can of beer for his nerves, doubt himself again, and speed over as fast as humanly possible on his bike. While lowkey doubting himself.]
smth to keep u motivated :)
[That last bit is sent with a selfie taken from a very low angle of Jason, shirt hiked up and between his teeth. Only his nose and mouth are visible, and he's smirking around the fabric of his shirt. The picture is more of his abs than anything, but if Tim wants to look close, he may be able to see just the top of a bulge in Jason's jeans.
Thank god for phones; they make it so easy to seem more confident than you actually are.]
[Tim doesn't actually need any motivation when it comes to Jason but the pic's appreciated all the same. Tim replies right away but because he's kind of a shit, all Jason gets is a single thumbs up emoji.
He's waiting for Jason by the time he turns up at Tim's apartment - small, unassuming, a place on the third floor of an old building in what's probably not the best neighborhood, a place where he can slip easily in and out of the shadows. It's a temporary place, month-to-month rental, because he hasn't decided how long he's staying in Gotham, and the second Jason's inside, whether he enters by door or window, Tim's intent is to grab him by the front of his shirt, push him up against the nearest wall, and get his tongue as far into Jason's mouth as he can.
What he's wearing isn't all that notable, by the way - red polo, dark jeans. Standard civvies, but they probably won't be staying on for long, right?]
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bakerstreet2017-10-20 08:18 am
4 lmao i'm sorry
lbr that one was meant for Tim
you don't fuck someone, you get all tense and weird, you start thinking maybe being poison ivy's manslave won't be that bad after all, you pop a boner during a fight, it becomes an easy target, you go down hard (not even in the good way), and i get a knife in my back while i'm mourning the untimely deaths of all 400 million little swimmers in your poor, neglected coin purse
glad we're on the same page ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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why, that'd be just diabolical! i'm glad you think so highly of me :)
[Okay, so maybe that was a bit more weirdly detailed than the joke needed to be. He's a master of comedy, though, fuck off???]
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That's not exactly where I was going with this, but since you brought it up - IS that what you do with your downtime?
Wait, no, I know the answer to this. You don't have downtime.
[looks like someone else is a not-master of comedy too!!]
fuck panties!Robin erasure
that's right. 24 hours, 7 days a week, the grind never stops. 💪 💪 💪
the reason i never wore pants as robin? leg muscles. kept bursting through every pair of pants b put on me. it's why i have to tailor all my own clothes.
can't get a bod like this worrying about things like your buddy's sex life. unless you only wanna beef up one arm, that is
t b h
OK, before this goes any further, I need to know exactly how drunk you are right now.
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[What a cryptic non-answer.]
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wait, what am i right about
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[two can play the non-answer game, jay.]
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[Yup. That's a safe answer.]
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is it that you like the idea of being stepped on by villains?
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[It is at this exact moment that Jason realizes he might be getting flirted with.]
mmmmmaybe one specific pseudo-villain who's really more of a bad boy antihero than anything? ;)
[The winky face means he can pretend like it's a joke if he's wrong!]
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[DING DING DING we have a winner!!]
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[wait]
sooo... what do you think of me as?
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Just, you know, lightly. You're a lot heavier than me.
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well, if that's the case, i guess i better do this properly
what are you wearing?
[Nailed it.]
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Or you could come over and find out.
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how drunk are YOU?
[Because that's the only way someone could know him and yet still want to fuck him so enthusiastically, right??]
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[he's still underage!! and not really interested in breaking that particular law.]
You should get over here before I lose my nerve.
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[So that he has time to freshen up, doubt himself, down another can of beer for his nerves, doubt himself again, and speed over as fast as humanly possible on his bike. While lowkey doubting himself.]
smth to keep u motivated :)
[That last bit is sent with a selfie taken from a very low angle of Jason, shirt hiked up and between his teeth. Only his nose and mouth are visible, and he's smirking around the fabric of his shirt. The picture is more of his abs than anything, but if Tim wants to look close, he may be able to see just the top of a bulge in Jason's jeans.
Thank god for phones; they make it so easy to seem more confident than you actually are.]
heeere we goooo
He's waiting for Jason by the time he turns up at Tim's apartment - small, unassuming, a place on the third floor of an old building in what's probably not the best neighborhood, a place where he can slip easily in and out of the shadows. It's a temporary place, month-to-month rental, because he hasn't decided how long he's staying in Gotham, and the second Jason's inside, whether he enters by door or window, Tim's intent is to grab him by the front of his shirt, push him up against the nearest wall, and get his tongue as far into Jason's mouth as he can.
What he's wearing isn't all that notable, by the way - red polo, dark jeans. Standard civvies, but they probably won't be staying on for long, right?]
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