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Hearts, not parts

The Interspecies Smut Meme

Cultures handle sex incredibly differently. While it may be casual in some societies, in others, the act of copulation equates with commitment. And that's all in one species! This gradient of reactions and attitudes becomes even more complicated with the addition of different species. Yes, species...sentient and sapient, of course! Be those races alien, magical, vampiric, angelic, animalistic, or even a vague mutation of humanity itself, all have a somewhat nuanced view of what sex should be, be it healthy or unhealthy. There's probably even other ways to go about it for them, not to mention the variation in the actual mechanics. How presumptuous to assume that everyone in this whole wide universe would be shaped exactly like bland ol' humans?

Throwing two species together for a sexual rendezvous is inadvisable, yet it happens. Specifically, it happens in this meme. Whether the encounter is nervous, romantic, non-consensual, awkward, sexy, or anywhere in between, there's bound to be baggage, unfamiliarity, and the ultimate culture clash.

Comment with your character, your character's species, and your detailed preferences, because this meme will definitely push some boundaries. Mention if you're open to assumed CR and AUs.
I was fairly liberal while making this meme. Human-mutants or genetically modified humans can count as a different species, because I know there are a lot of those in DWRP.
Feel free to AU characters to be any species you want. Vampire AU! Angel AU! Alien AU! Go crazy.
Reply to others. Use the RNG to determine your scene.

First Meetings: Don't you know it's the tradition of their homeland to have a tryst after introductions.
Long Awaited: You've been involved for a while now, and the shoe's about to drop. You have to get physical at some point.
Putting It Off: ...don't you? Actually, you don't want them to see just what you've got going on, so you've been coming up with outlandish excuses not to have sex. That ends now.
Love: Being in love makes everyone - and everything - beautiful.
Stranger in a Strange Land: You only have one ally in this new, weird place. Better make those bonds tight.
Different Expectations: To you, sex is just a casual game. To them? You're now good as married.
Not Wanted: They want you, but you want nothing to do with them.
See What You've Got: Is it bad you're excited to see what a real life [insert species here] has in their pants?
Just Friendly Curiosity: You're bros, honestly! You just want to see what the big deal is. Surely you can't be that different...
How Will it Fit?: No, seriously. How is that going to fit? You two aren't made to go together in that way.
You Do What?: That doesn't sound like sex at all. Are you sure they're not challenging you to battle.
Not What I Have in Mind: Huh. You really pictured something wildly different.
Unique Quirk: They have extra sensitive horns or wings or the like that can be used for extra fun.
Arcane Magic or Science: They have to get your help to perform some kind of ritual. It also has to be done naked.
Alliance and Marriage, Same Thing: To negotiate peace between your species and theirs, you've got to put a ring on it.
It's for an Experiment!: You two just want to see if your kind can ever be together.
Changed: Somehow, you've been morphed into whatever they are. They're going to be a pal and show you around in your new body.
Difficulties: Okay, there's going to have to be some thought about the logistics here. It's not going to be an easy wham-bam-thank-you-m'am.
Modification: Maybe you can't do the classic penetration, but there are other ways to get off.
Power Up: There are interesting ways you can put abilities to use.
Hurt: You didn't mean to, but you hurt them physically.
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: They're actually the most gorgeous specimen back home. You're the ugly one! Well, not exactly to them, but you do look a little funny.
Grossed Out: You tried to be open minded. Yeah, it's not working out. You're turned off.
Take It Slow: Don't rush things along in general is good advice, especially for this mismatched coupling.
More Human than Human: Wait. That's it? You expected - and wanted - something a little more bizarre and exotic.
Unconfident: Wouldn't they like someone of their own kind better? You can't help but feel a bit insecure and unloved.
Did You Know: Some species have a heat cycle! You've volunteered to help out a lover or friend with theirs.
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(ooc: I can offer Usa with futa option if you're interested.)

[I'm okay with any! Any prompts or kinks that interest you?]

(ooc: For prompts, maybe a little Stranger in a Strange Land, Friendly Curiosity, Did You Know. What sort of kinks would be ok with you?)

[Stranger in a strange land sounds fun. I can see my character being lost since she's kinda dumb and a cat lady. Do you want to start us off or shall I?]

(ooc: If you've got something in mind to start off with, you can go ahead. Otherwise, I can think something up.)

[ooc: I can think of something! Let me know if this is okay.]

[Up to this day, Khloe still doesn't understand what happened. One night, one beautiful Eorzean night, she was doing what a dark knight would do. Murder injustice and punish evil. Yes. Brutal, fun loving, dark knight justice. It was all going so well until a blinding light covered her and....brought her somewhere. Somewhere alien.

And noisy. Good god, the noise of the modern day was just unbearable. So much so she destroyed the first car to honk at her by firmly planting her sword in it's engine. Probably not the best way to say 'hello humans'. This is also how she first met Usa for the first time, and after much swearing at her and telling the world to shut up, she calmed down and went with her.

Fast forward a month, and Khloe has....mostly settled down. Took her a while to put away her sword and armor, put leash on her attitude, and learn how to put on clothes and get used to hiding her tail and ears. At the moment, she's lying on ground propped up on her hand, mindlessly watching some TV show while eating chips.

So she's being a bum. A cat like creature with an attitude and is lazy. It's like a real cat only it can talk.]

Usa. Oi, Usa. Do we 'ave any more of that bubbly drink thing? The one that look a lot like blood. [Cola.Four letter word and she still can't remember it.]

[Usa had seen all sorts of strange things, beings who wanted to take over the world, destroy the world, and everything in between. So the appearance of a young woman with ears and a tail didn't strike her as all that unusual. Putting sword through the hood of a car, however, fit that category. She had been enjoying a quiet day in the park when the commotion caught her attention.

There were days when she wanted to tell the world to shut up. Those days were far less common than they once were, but she still understood the sentiment. Usa had rushed in to diffuse the situation, uncertain if the catgirl was a new enemy or some sort of visitor who had never seen a car before. Either way, she provided the distraction and eventually the two had left together.

Maybe this was part of her journey to being good, whatever that meant. Good and bad seemed so relative now. She couldn't just leave the new arrival there. So she took her home and tried her best to answer questions. There were a lot of them. Somewhere along the way, she began to think of Khloe as a friend. She didn't have many of those anymore. Maybe there was something more. That remained to be seen. They still hadn't found a way to get Khloe home. That was where her mind was when Khloe called out.]

Wine? Don't you remember what happened the last time you tried that?

[Usa stepped out from the kitchen, a can of soda in hand. She held it out to Khloe.]

If you're going to be affectionate like that, I'd prefer it's because you really mean it.

[Her tail stops wagging at the mention of what happened last time. She's no stranger to alcohol, but the wine of this world tasted so strange. It was new taste so of course she felt obligated to explore it. Explore all five bottles of it. Or was it six? She know she stopped counting at five.

She also knows she's a rowdy drunk. But she also knows she was just cuddling up to Usa before she passed out. Or blacked out. Or fell asleep. Whatever. He furrowed her brow and blushed a little as she took the drink.]

Oh stubble it, you! It's not like anythin' 'appened. Gods...

[She goes back to the show just to avoid Usa's gaze.]

[She grinned and shook her head, ignoring the television altogether. Every since that night, she'd let her imagination run off on tangents. What if, could have been, things of that nature came up and she would sometimes let those thoughts play out as she drifted off to sleep. One time, she'd even had a dream, one which she wasn't about to talk about.

So she couldn't help but blush a little as she looked upon her friend. Were any of the things that had been said a reflection of some deep seeded feelings Khloe was hiding? Usa tilted her head and leaned a little closer.]

No, I suppose not. A shame though. It could have been fun.

[She nearly spits out her soda when Usa mentions 'it could have been fun'.]

S-S-Seven 'ells, Usa! Ye can't just bloody say summin' like that! Gods!

[Though she says that, she's turned bright red and her tail starts behaving strangely, curling and uncurling on itself.]

Gods...

[She goes back to watch television but her gaze is really unfocused, eyes darting about the screen.]

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[Her grin widened with the reaction she got with that. It wasn't enough to make her laugh but it was close, so there was a hitch in her breath.]

Why not? Is it some sort of taboo where you're from?

[Usa was still blushing herself but it looked like Khloe had it worse. She shuffled closer still, taking special note of the behavior of Khloe's tail. When she'd watch Diana, that sort of movement usually meant playful irritation, but she couldn't be sure Khloe was the same way, being from another world and all.]

Or are you trying not to admit that you thought about it, too?

[Khloe immediately chokes in response. Has she thought about it? Yes. Every night since that time. Right before she sleeps, she thinks about it, about Usa's lips, her skin, her hair. She never really let her imagination run wild since she shakes it out of her head before it could even start.]

Stubble it will ye! It doesn't soddin' matter where I'm from! It doesn't matter 'ere! Shut yer gob!

[The hair on her tail bristles, clearly surprised and a little upset. Or is it embarrassed? It could even be aroused. Who knows?]

[Usa reached up to touch one of the odango upon her head as she mulled over how to take the reaction she was getting. On one hand, it was amusing to see Khloe squirming so much, but on the other she didn't want to upset her if it was really bothering her. What to do, what to do...]

You're certainly protesting a lot.

[She moves in to sit next to Khloe, watching the television for a few seconds, then turning to watch Khloe. What was going through her head? That tail was still moving and by the look of it, puffed up a bit more than usual. Usa reached out and gently touched her fingertips to Khloe's ear.]

I've been thinking about it.

[Khloe jolts and moves half a foot away from Usa when she touches at her ear. Hearing her answer though, makes her twitch and freeze in place. Her face immediately turning a nice shade of red.]

Wh-W-Wha-?! Ye've been-?!?!?!

[She's not sure if she's angry or annoyed at this point. She watches Usa with caution in her eyes. She looks at her eyes, her hair, her skin....her lips. Her full, tempting, delicious looking lips.

Her expression softens, her ears sulk down, and her tail waves slinks to the floor.]

....'ave ye really be thinkin' of....that....

[Normally she would have laughed at the reaction she got from touching Khloe's ear, but instead she blinked with concern and curled her fingers back. The last thing she wanted to do was push too much and scare Khloe off to her room. Since it seemed like that wasn't about to happen, she lowered her hand and stood up, moving closer to her friend.]

Is it so strange to think I would?

[Usa took a step closer, and then another, reaching out again, but this time aiming to place a hand on Khloe's shoulder. What she wanted was to reassure her friend, let her know that while it was true she was teasing, she wasn't lying. Khloe was ridiculously cute, even whens he wasn't blushing, and those things they'd said that night, she couldn't help but go back to thinking about it.]

We could do more than think about it. Once we find a way to get you home, we may never have the chance again.

[Khloe's tail springs to life when Usa touched her shoulder, her head leaning slightly towards the hand when it was approaching. Clearly she hoped she was gonna touch her cheek.

She looks around quickly when she said they can do more than think about it, looking more at Usa then the floor than anything else. She was troubled by something and she didn't know how to phrase it properly. After a pause she hung her head low as her face burned brighter.]

I.....I don't---I mean I.....I don't know 'ow....

[He closes her eyes and lets out a soft unhappy and frustrated mewl.]

I don't know 'ow to...be with someone....I've never....

[And her words just trail off into some murmurs of embarrassment.]

[Usa ran her thumb gently along the side of Khloe's neck, not just to reassure her but because her skin felt so terribly soft. It was like little ripples of energy traveling up through her fingertips, her arms, and into the rest of her. She couldn't help but shiver a little.

As she watched her friend, she began to notice the changes. Khloe was blushing, a lot, and she had that look of being confused. Normally that was followed by an outburst, and yet this time, she wasn't yelling as a follow up.]

Never?

[She blinked once and leaned in closer, her hand moving up to cup Khloe's cheek. That wasn't the reply she was expecting, so she was at a loss for words. The smirks and grins were replaced with a gentler smile as Usa leaned lower so their heads were at a similar height.]

That's okay. We can figure it out together. I think it could be fun, but only if it's what you want.

[Khloe's tail wagged a little at the feel of Usa hand on her cheek, leaning in to savor the feeling. She looks up into Usa eyes and for the first time in a long time, she feels very child like and vulnerable.

She listens to her intently, a little anxious over being given the option to choose. She looks around the room, wishing the answer would appear there somewhere but when nothing is giving her the comfort she wants, Khloe simply shuts her eyes and leans a little towards Usa. She can't find the answer, so she'll just let things play and accept what comes after.]