Sexting the night away

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the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[nerdvamp]

[ So what if the movie had been one of the biggest disappointments of his entire life (no joke), at least he got to share it with Clary.

Even if she seemed less sure about it than Simon was. ]

Yeah, I'm really glad you came for your things today.

And even if I hated the movie, I got to see you and it doesn't get much better than that.

[ Simon raised his pint and clanked the glass bottles together. ]

L'chaim.

[gingerbiscuits]

L'chaim.

[ Clary clinked with Simon and sipped from her bottle.

It was sweet of Simon to say, and she was inclined to agree. Hanging out with him, whether it was perfect or awkward and bittersweet was always exactly the best thing. She loved him--avoiding him was literally the hardest thing ever. ]

I'm glad I did too. Life is a lot lonelier without you.

[nerdvamp]

Mine too. Even with the wolves. and Luke.

[ Simon had already decided what his next step with Clary was, since he had that talk about immortality with Raphael. He couldn't just sit around waiting for things to unravel in his favor.

No time like the present, right? He loved her and she was right here despite everything.]

Clary, I need to tell you something

[gingerbiscuits]

[ There were too many possibilities for what it was Simon wanted to tell her for Clary to allow herself to get her hopes up for anything good. However, Clary was already determined to make the best of this whole evening, for better or worse.

So, she flashed Simon a grin and reached across the table to give his hands a brief squeeze. ]

Well, I want to hear whatever it is. You can tell me anything.

[ She crossed her arms over the table and leaned closer, giving him her full attention. She smiled again, reassuring, and tipped her head. ]

What is it?

[nerdvamp]

[ Simon was fully aware of how high the stakes were this time but he remained really calm and sure of himself. If he was at all nervous he tries his best not to show, he looked at Clary in the eye and smiled. He cleared his throat and leaned in close so they were face to face.]

I'm ready to do this again. you're the only one I want to be with and I'm done wasting time.

[ he took her hands between his and held them up between them. ]

[gingerbiscuits]

[ Clary had, in short, not expected that to be what came next. She blinked, processing for a moment, and then raised her eyebrows at Simon and scooched forward onto the edge of her seat, squeezing his hands. ]

Wait--what? Really??

[ She wasn't sure what she had expected--another breakup, maybe, or Simon to tell her he was interested in someone else again. A smile spread across her face and she laughed, half in disbelief and half overjoyed. ]

Simon--I don't even know what to say!

[nerdvamp]

[ Simon was so happy to see her smile, it was so cheesy just to think about but it was true-- he would do anything for her. ]

Yeah, I really want to do things right this time. [ he linked their fingers together and brought her hands closer to him. ]

You don't have to say anything right now. Unless it's a "yes". Then I'll take it [ he was joking mostly but-- he knew there were things that Clary would have to take care of first. ]

[gingerbiscuits]

[ Clary laughed again--because she'd had her answer months ago. She squeezed his hands again and shook her head; she had no questions about where she wanted to go from here. ]

It's obviously a yes! I told you, I meant it when I said I'd wait for you like months ago!

[ She smiled, flushed with happiness and surprise, and leaned on her elbows, half off her seat. ]

I'm going to do things right, too. I'm gonna take care of everything with Jace.

[nerdvamp]

Yeah, I know you will.

[ Simon had complete trust in Clary and felt a little for Jace, because honestly he didn't do anything wrong-- he just loved Clary and liked to show it.

Well, Simon would just have to deal with the fact that Jace will hate him forever, which wasn't a big loss all things considered.

He leaned forward and kissed Clary on the cheek, he could barely contain how excited he was. ]

And I'll be waiting.

[gingerbiscuits]

[ Clary pulled her hands free from Simon's and got up from the table, but in her haste to stand spilled both her soda and Simon's blood. She gasped and reached to right the bottle, but the damage was already done.

She felt her face go bright red even as she laughed nervously and grabbed a fistful of napkins out of the napkin dispenser. She mopped unceremoniously at the blood across Simon's lap, squeezing his shoulder apologetically. ]

Oh my god, Simon--I'm so sorry!! I'm so stupid! I just wanted to--I have to go! I did not mean to do that, I just really want to get back to the Institute!

[nerdvamp]

[ Simon wondered if this was some sort of karmic retribution. He took Clary's hands in his and slowly pushed them away from him.

These were his Bubbie Helen pants, she was going to end him. How was he going to explain blood on his lap?

In any case, he was still happy because being soaked in blood and sugar wasn't the worst thing when he realized that Clary was in a hurry to go to the Institute and take care of things right now. ]

Ah-- okay, I got it. It's fine, I'll handle it. Just go, Clary.

[gingerbiscuits]

[ Clary laughed again nervously. She'd fix this--later. Now, she had stuff to do.

When you figure out the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Clary knew if anyone could appreciate that, it was Simon. She ducked down and kissed the top of his head, still apologetic. ]

I'll make it up to you!! Swear!

[ With that, she gathered up her bag and made a bee-line for the exit. As she left, she called back to him over her shoulder. ]

I'll call you later tonight! Love you!

[nerdvamp]

Love you too
[ Simon said to Clary's disappearing figure as she made it out of the hunters moon.

He noticed the states of the people at the Bar, including Maia who was trying so hard not to bust out cackling and tossed Simon a wet rag.

Welp. Of all the things that could have gone wrong he guessed this wasn't the worst.]