Sexting the night away

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[bozhemoi]

I’m still impressed that you even made them. Are your fingers okay or do I need to kiss them better?

[blindninja]

I burnt the back of my hand on the oven but it's not serious.
If anything it might add to the flavour and crispiness of the puff pastry.

[bozhemoi]

See, normally I'd be able to offer to pick up a sexy nurse's uniform but I always have to think differently with you.
Mm, essence of Murdock... um, oops.

[blindninja]

You could. I can sort of feel the outline and hear the pleats.
Is there an inner Tsarina zombie I should be worried about?
I mean I know I'm the biter, but I'd like to be prepared just in case.

[bozhemoi]

I think these days they're more skintight than pleats. But I might have a quick look. Wouldn't want my dinner waiting too long.
I was more thinking about your OTHER essence...
You can still be the biter. I like when you bite.

[blindninja]

I wouldn't know. I'm a God-fearing man who never thinks about nurse outfits.
Do I get a free pass on licking and sniffing too?

[bozhemoi]

Does this bring us back to priest outfits?
You're the only man who will ever get a free pass for those things with me.

[blindninja]

I'm not sure either of us can keep a straight face if you're going to try and absolve me from my sins while sitting on my lap.

[bozhemoi]

Well, you have a point. And truth be told I'm a fan of most of your sins. Maybe I could be a cheerleader. They have pleats and pom-poms.

[blindninja]

Let the record state I was shamelessly turned on before the outfit talk even started.

[bozhemoi]

So noted on the record, counsellor. I'll also take it as a yes to cheerleader.

[blindninja]

Your tits look just as good covered in anything. Take it from me, I would know.

[bozhemoi]

You're sweet when you're aroused and biased. Maybe I should just take a shower and you can watch.

[blindninja]

Your showers are the highlight of my day. And I mean that in the least perverse way possible.

[bozhemoi]

You know just how to make me feel special.

[blindninja]

So I guess now wouldn't be the right time to tell you that I was only wearing an apron when I was baking the pies.

[bozhemoi]

I don’t think there’s ever a wrong time because that is a very delicious image, but it will certainly make the trip home awkward.

[blindninja]

There was a gentle breeze between my thighs. It was the strangest sensation.

[bozhemoi]

I can only imagine. Mostly I wish I’d been there but then I guess nothing would have been made.

[blindninja]

Well I mean I could just take everything off and put an apron on again, but then I don't know why I'd put the apron on again.

[bozhemoi]

Isn't that part of the fun? I mean, why would I actually put on a cheerleading outfit? I'm not a cheerleader.

[blindninja]

Well how about you tell me when you get back? I've already taken my pants off.

[bozhemoi]

Just making sure everything fits, pooh bear.
I'll be there in fifteen.