Sexting the night away

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

dry heaves

[bat_shit]

i wrote you another poem. wanna hear it?

WELL, HELLO THERE!

[bulks]

I got time to kill.

( scumbags, too. but mostly just time for now. )

Shoot.

COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED, I KNOW

[bat_shit]

( let's play a game called "how long will it take jason todd to regret his life choices". )

wine me
dine me
sixty-nine me

also 2/2

[bat_shit]

i know its short, but i think it gets the point across
;)

[bulks]

( answer to said game: not long. )

Think you got your J's mixed up again. Finger slips are a real bitch.

[bat_shit]

i actually gotcha in my phone as
"angry birds, a metaphor"
bc it's hilarious but fittin

[bulks]

Beats "Boy Blunder" or "Jaybird".

[bat_shit]

( "already beat the boy blunder, that's old news" — nope, that gets deleted immediately. never say harley quinn takes the cheap shots, except when she does. )

so did you like it?

[bulks]

It was creative.

( spoiler: no one has ever asked him to sixty-nine them before. )

[bat_shit]

( wow what an innocent fledgling )

thanks, i thought so too.
you'll have to help me with the next on
what rhymes well with
"we should fuck"

[bulks]

I'm flattered, Quinn. Really, I am. But I'd hate to catch your crazy.
Besides, as fun as it would be and as much as it might piss Joker off, I'm not interested in his sloppy seconds.

( except that he is. see: all their shenanigans. gotta love that bat-denial, though. )

[bat_shit]

( def gotta love it! )

ouch
good thing i wasn't comin onto ya, i just wanna collaborate on some poetry, angry birb