Midnight texting

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The Midnight Texting Meme 

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's, or brooding alone in the alleys as one does, when your phone rings and dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this time? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Pick up your phone and find out! 

Rules:

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• Have fun!

Comments

Misfire?

[fameorfolly]

to hell with these damned devices

[All the little imaginary buttons and such, his fingers are like sausages just mashing down on the screen. Including hitting the voice to text command, so enjoy that misfire there Ezio.]

Best misfire

[collectsfeathers]

Rough night, fratello mio?

[Do we need to get you one of those old people phones with the giant buttons, Edward?]

[fameorfolly]

Pardon?

[I'm not drunk, you're drunk.]

This is confusing enough in english.

My night has been fine, this device is just frustrating

[He can figure out most anything, but a smart phone? forget it.]

[collectsfeathers]

[Are you sure? Because you seem pretty drunk to him.]

I think you will find it easier to use in the morning.

[fameorfolly]

I doubt it mate, blasted thing

I dont undertand how this is better communication? whats wrong with just meeting up and talking to one another?

[Let him have his old man moment as he tries to get used to modern technology. He can grumble a little then the rum will ease down the fire in his ears over all of this.]

[collectsfeathers]

Think of it like this, it helps you to invite people to meet up and speak to one another.

[That's it, he is so buying you one of those old people phones. Or maybe a giant Galaxy Note. Which is probably what he has, to be honest.]

And I have learned they are easier to use if you remove your gloves.

[fameorfolly]

Still seems rather unnecessary.

[His grumbling will ease off I swear. This thing just makes him feel downright silly.]

I'm not wearing any, the screen is just too small.

[I'm not so sure a bigger device will help, all of which will probably be broken before too long. Who gave a pirate a phone anyway?]

What's the hour there? Did I wake you?

[collectsfeathers]

[Excuse you he is supposed to be the old man here.

Also, it was probably Anne.]

It's alright. I have been woken by far less amusing things.

[fameorfolly]

[They can be dirty old men together. Ezio could probably use a brother to both marvel and grumble at the new world with.]

yes, ha ha. get your laughs out now, mate.

All of this is just taking a bit to get used to.

[collectsfeathers]

[Not to mention they can be each other's wing men. Obviously that is the most important thing to take away here.]

Well, since I have your permission.

It will be easier to use when the rum is gone, amico mio.

[fameorfolly]

I don't think you understand how god awful I am at this sober

[collectsfeathers]

Perhaps not. But I have a feeling it would be interesting to find out.

[fameorfolly]

Oh, I see, you aim to be the worst of influences on me, huh?

[He means it fondly, he's having himself a little chortle over the idea.]

We shall see, lad, I am a pirate after all. You may have met your match in bad influences.

[collectsfeathers]

There is nothing wrong with having a little fun, si?

Although I'm not sure even I could keep up with the levels reached by a pirate.

[Although he is so down with finding out.]

[fameorfolly]

I'll be right as rain by morning, a little hair o'the dog might do some good.

You could swing by my villa if you like? Plenty here if you want to help yourself to breakfast.

[collectsfeathers]

Are you sure you could stop at only a little?

It would be my pleasure. Although I'm not sure you wish for me to attempt cooking.

[fameorfolly]

The better question is, should I?

That bad? Don't worry, I've got a cook.

[Perks of being a pirate captain, gotta have a cook on board. Of course, they may not be the most skilled chef, but they'll make edible food for sure.]