Midnight texting

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The Midnight Texting Meme 

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's, or brooding alone in the alleys as one does, when your phone rings and dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this time? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Pick up your phone and find out! 

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Comments

[probblem]

Better than freezing like yours.

[ hashtag zing ]

[ironyborn]

[ B R O...THAT HURTS. ]

You'd be lucky if it did. You wouldn't have to look at your own anymore.

[probblem]

You're the one who has to look at it, not me.

How are you after the other night?

[ironyborn]

All the better for me, then. At least I generally agree with myself.

[ He really doesn't. ]

Alright. But your couch is covered in dog hair, you know. You ever have guests over? Do they just ignore it?

[probblem]

Most guests give me some notice so I can clean the couch.

[ironyborn]

It's called a slipcover, Stark.

[probblem]

It's called deal with it.

[ironyborn]

I did deal with it, thanks.
Did you not notice?
I didn't complain once.

[probblem]

You're literally complaining right now, Theon.

[ironyborn]

Yeah but I'm not in your presence?
Does it really count?

[probblem]

This counts.

[ironyborn]

Yeah, well.
We didn't build this friendship on rock and roll.

[probblem]

But we probably did build it on sausage rolls.

[ironyborn]

We probably definitely did. Dig down to the foundation, you'll find sausage rolls.

[probblem]

Those shitty convenience store ones.
That were always kept in the hot case too long but we could get three for $2.

[ironyborn]

Those were so fucking shitty.
I think I was sick for half of my teenage years because of them.
Worth it, though.

[probblem]

I don't think I've been able to eat them since.

[ironyborn]

Say you were starving.
Only $2 on you.
Convenience store right in front of you. Nothing but those sausage rolls in the place. They're out of everything else. Don't ask how it happened. Rush hour.
Would you suffer through the sausage rolls, or just let hunger consume you?

[probblem]

Hunger.
I could probably make it home before fainting.

[ironyborn]

Mate, there's never anything in my flat.
I'd have to take the sausage rolls.

[probblem]

Enjoy your rolls.
I'm making a sandwich.

[ironyborn]

[ ... ]

Hey Robb

[probblem]

Don't tell me to fuck off.
Also, I'm not making you a sandwich, either.

[ironyborn]

Alright, piss off then.

I'll pay you $2 for it.

[probblem]

attached image of robb eating a sandwich