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bakerstreet2017-10-09 08:44 pm
idk it's sexy scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
Please listen to and respect each others preferences.
Thank you.
Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)
Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

mantis | gotg vol 2 | f/m
Available with humanesque or xeno biology. ]
Gabriel Reyes // Overwatch // OTA25+
K-Mart 🔹 Resident Evil 🔹 OTA
Marlo | Flatliners (2017)
Nihongou / Touken Ranbu / ota
Mio Kusakai | Keijo!!!!!!!! | F/F
Sébastien Wickermore - OC | M/M, M/F
Liam Dunbar | Teen Wolf | M/M
Public Elevator = Ironic
Elevators. It was sort of ironic how often Theo found himself in an elevator with Liam. Somehow, they always either ended up running into one, being dragged into one or locking the other inside of one to save their ass.
This irony of that fact was not lost on Theo as he tried to not think too hard about it despite Liam being just to his right. So close he didn’t even have to try to scent him. So close it made his fingers twitch against his sides where he had his arms crossed. The way their relationship had begun to evolve was still so strange to him. Theo was still technically an outsider, he wasn’t part of the pack, but he had unconsciously started trying to turn over a new leaf.
Being there for Liam, whether it was to annoy him, support him, save him, or be a personal punching bag for his anger —had somehow become this urge Theo had. He tried not to think about it but he couldn’t deny the fact that Liam was making him care about things a whole hell of a lot more than he ever thought he would. And he hoped he was helping Liam find his own way, at the same time. Scott helped Liam, but when it came down to it, even if no one noticed, Theo was playing his own part.
“....going down?” He asked after a long floor ride of silence.
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He hadn't noticed or thought much on it til now, but Liam was starting to realize that meeting in elevators seemed to be a theme for himself and Theo, even if it was mostly accidental. They just always seemed to be happening to take the same elevator to their destinations. Though usually, it was during life and death situations.
But for once, this time was at least nothing drastic. For once it was actually just a normal elevator trip. It was just the two of them and no one or nothing else around them. He had also been realizing lately, something else that had to do with Theo and their... interactions. He wasn't always so quick to anger or wolf-out rage episodes as much as he used to. In fact, sometimes when Theo was around, it was the opposite. Maybe it was due to their previous fights. Or saving his life more than a couple times. Or, and he still thought of this, that one night when he witnessed Theo being able to take someone's pain, and knowing what that required.
And now, as they stood in the elevator together. Closely standing, close enough that Liam's heart was beating a little bit faster. It didn't feel like fear or anger. Something different. A feeling that started recently whenever they were this close, or at times when Theo had to physically touch and grab him to pull him to safety. Might have even felt comfortable as a while, which was probably strange. But then, the whole world was strange now.
And the silence? Thick. It was almost even a relief for one of them to break it. This time it was Theo who did. Asking if he was going down. Which made him smirk, as the question could so be used as a joke or double meaning. "Maybe if asked nicely," he quipped, then nodded. "I mean.. yeah. Going downward to the bottom floor. Are you going down too?"
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The joke was actually unexpected. Granted, their relationship had changed a bit, evolved into something a little less: I hate you, get the hell away from me. Theo blinked subtly in surprise and after a momentary pause, he gave a half laugh and shifted just a bit on his feet before he rolled his head to look over Liam’s face.
Overhead the numbers continued to count down and he was about to respond when the elevator doors opened on the second floor, adding in three other people. He scooted closer to Liam to let them inside, and he didn’t reply. How was he going to handle that? He would ride out that last two second ride and when the doors opened again, the other occupants stepped out and Theo reached over to close the elevator doors and send it back up to the top floor instead. He waited, watching the numbers climb again, then there it was.
Locking the doors with the shiny button, he looked over again and considered the beta beside him. The one that he had grown oddly attached to. The one he had seen grow so much in the last year. The one who drove him absolutely nuts and tended to break his nose more often than not.
“Take it back if you didn’t mean it.” He murmured and took a step closer, invading Liam’s space, urging him closer to the metal wall of the elevator box. “Did you?”
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He waited as they were now joined by several others, causing Theo to stand even closer than before. Liam's skin felt warm suddenly, a prickly sensation on the back of his neck. And then the people had left, the elevator then going up. And locked in place. He nearly gulped when Theo was now so far into his private space, no choice but to back up til he felt the wall.
"Umm.. well..." Did he mean it? He had only said a joke. Goddamn. Or this was another game? Although, hmm. And here Theo was, just an inch from his face, Liam's hands on his hips to either push him away or just needed someplace to set his hands. And Theo's face was close enough to... well, now. It wouldn't be the first time he thought about that particular image.
"Okay, not then, no. But I mean it now." His hands then slid up his shirt, then back down. "Like, right now. I'm not taking it back. Do you.. umm, would you... want me too? Then, as I said, just ask me nicely.." And now he couldn't wait anymore, as he impulsively leaned closer an inch and pressed his mouth lightly to Theo's, briefly sucking on his lower lip in a lingering kiss.
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But that wasn’t the time. It wasn’t right and he most definitely would have been punched in the nose had he actually kissed him then.
Theo’s heart was beating a little faster as Liam spoke, stammering around what he meant, but all he could focus on were the hands at his waist; fingers teasing at his shirt, and those lips moving an inch away. He smirked softly, not because he was being a jackass, but because it was sort of cute to see someone who used to hate his guts so loudly be so...unsure.
He would have asked him, the way Liam had told him to but there was no time. Before he could even anticipate it, lips were on his own and instinct kicked in. What space had been left between them was stepped into and he pressed into that kiss, deepening it with a slow parting of lips and the slide of tongue—please, please, please. At some point his hands had moved on their own, burying in the hair at the nape of Liam’s neck, pulling him into their kiss, the other had smoothed around to grip the betas ass; he just wanted him close, so close, his muscles twitched, eager like an animal ready to pounce and claim, bite.
Would this elevator be able to handle that?
But before he could forget, he broke the kiss with a breathy, low, half growl of, “Please.”
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He groaned as Theo's hands groped his ass, pulling him closer against him. Which also made him hard and pressed against him. His face was flush, also gasping for air when the kiss had stopped. After which he heard that very important word that was spoken. "Mm, then I'd be happy to," his wandering hands then moving to his hips, and suddenly moved Theo around, and moving with him, with Theo's back now to the wall.
Liam's hands ran down the front of his shirt, feeling him, and damn he was so fit, and going lower. His palm pressed to the front of his pants, slowly rubbing, pressing.. rubbing. His fingers moving up and down, smiling as he felt the hardness increasing under the jeans. And then he quickly unbuttoned and unzipped the pants, pulling them down to his ankles, then brought the briefs down right after. At this point, he moved down to his knees as his hand stroked that nice cock.
He leaned forward and ran his tongue slowly on the underside, all the way up to the tip and took the head into his lips, sucking softly on it a moment. His moth then slid down further.. slowly, taking his time. Inch by inch, going down, while also using his tongue, until he was all the way down to the base with Theo fully inside him, hard cock surrounded by the tight, wet heat of Liam's mouth.
"Mmmmm," he moaned, his hands rubbing, caressing his upper thighs. His mouth began to work, pulling back up to the top, and then all the way back down again. And again, and again, his head beginning to bob up and down as he was sucking him off at a steady pace...
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As far as he remembered, Liam was just with Hayden. Maybe Mason gave him tips? Porn?
Whatever the source, maybe it was just pure eagerness, Theo made a mental note to send them a fruit basket for their influence.
At first, his hands stayed on the railing, letting Liam push them in the direction he wanted, but the longer he felt that tongue gliding over him, around him and then swallowing him in the most amazing wet heat he had felt in such a long time—one slid into Liams hair, urging him on, and lifted his shirt just a little so he could better watch. But, “God....how are you so good at this?”
Maxxie Oliver | Skins | M/M
Albus Potter | Harry Potter | M/M
Bart Allen | Smallville | M/M
Felix | OUAT | M/M
Patrick | Perks of Being a Walllflower | M/M
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Training to be an agent had been the most exciting point in his twenty-two years and acclimating to the way everything had been before he'd been proposed - well, it was an adjustment period to say the least. His parents, his father particularly, had laid into him, but ultimately decided that it was Kingsman's fault that Charlie hadn't passed. Therefore taking the blame from the Hesketh family and placing it somewhere it else. Whatever helped his old man sleep at night.
In an attempt to chase that adrenaline rush that he now craved, Charlie had taken to frequenting various clubs and parties in hopes of finding company that was equally exciting. Each night was more boring than the one before it. Each person lacked either the intelligence to hold a stimulating conversation or wasn't attractive enough to make up for that character flaw. Sometimes both, unfortunately.
However, Charlie goes for something a little different and slips inside a gay bar a bit past one in the morning. The room is packed and while he doesn't prefer one gender over the other, he's in the mood for sharp lines over soft curves. Speaking of, hello cheekbones. Ordering himself a drink, he steps up to the dark haired stranger and tilts his head towards the bartender.]
What are you having? [He assumes a drink might be more willingly accepted if prepared and handed over directly. One can never be too careful.] It's on me.
Charlie Hesketh.
[Hip propped against the bar and close enough to show his interest, he raises a brow and looks him over.]
Please tell me you're not here with someone.
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He had almost given up hope, when another young man moved beside him. Well, hello. Patrick noticed the man was quite athletic, as he looked him over? And what was he having? Him, hopefully. Mmmm. And he definitely wouldn't turn down a free drink.]
Scotch. And I'm Patrick. Nice to meet you, Charlie.
[The name also reminded him of his friend named Charlie, shame that he had not come with him this time.]
Nope. I am most definitely alone. [He smiles then, looking him over yet again, which was obvious this time.] Just here by myself. Of course I don't need to be alone.. perhaps you can remedy that. [He smiles again, adding a flirtatious graze of his finger down the man's arm.]
Nao Nakamura | Tonari de Hanasaku Oto ga Shita | m/m
Orihime Inoue | Bleach | f/m
Dr. Angela 'Mercy' Ziegler ⛨ Overwatch ⛨ F/M 21+
Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster | OTA
deimos | starfighter | m/m
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If you want to do the invitation to the castle idea and take off with that- that is totally fine by me! I'm cool with any direction you wanna take this and cool with any choice of prompts. I'm p. chill about it all since I need practice with my writing.]
Shuichi Saihara | New Danganronpa V3 | M/M
Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin | M/M
Eda | Black Lagoon | OTA
bruce wayne | dc
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
anders | dragon age | ota
Lucia Vellek | The Last Ship
akira kurusu | persona 5 | m/m
agent whiskey | kingsman | ota
Porrim Maryam | Homestuck | OTA
Up for most prompts, I think a mix of fail and sexy is fun. Very fond of public and hardcore. No noncon or dubcon. Assumed CR is great. ]
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sam wilson | mcu | ota
Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA
Rey | SW: TFA | OTA