"Most people now a days read about me in a history book or have seen me on TV. They don't want Steve Rogers, they want Captain America." He says. The two dates he'd been on had shown him that much. How funny is it that he's still practically a virgin. He's a 100 year old virgin. That has to be a record of some kind, has to be.
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"Did you just compare me to a dorito chip?"