standardprocedure: (uber smug)
Commander Maria Hill ([personal profile] standardprocedure) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2017-10-08 11:49 pm (UTC)

It really shouldn't be so amusing to see Rogers sitting in a holding cell, and Hill's attempt to hide her smirk failed miserably.

"'Grand theft auto,'" she quoted from the police report. The corner of her mouth tilted upwards. "'Fleeing and eluding. Failure to obey traffic signals'... Looks like someone was paying attention in SHIELD Tactical Driving 101."

Hill had, of course, already seen the dashcam footage of the chase. She'd had to stifle more than a few chuckles once the officers realized who it was they'd just PIT-ed. The only reason why she'd been able to view the video was because she'd claimed to be Rogers' lawyer: complete with business suit, briefcase and counterfeit bar card.

"Bail's already been taken care of," she added. "All you need to do is sign on the dotted line and collect your property. If it'd been Stark, I would've made him wait until morning on general pain-in-my-ass principles."

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