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Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

It's morning in EST. Scratch that, it's morning for me, and that's good enough, right? Even if it's a little too late to be sleeping, that's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Comments

Bucky Barnes | MCU | OTA

[winterssoldier]

Yang Xiao Long | RWBY | F/F

[startoffwithayang]

Re: Yang Xiao Long | RWBY | F/F

[runaway_shinobi]

(OoC: Would you like to have a ninja sleeping in Yang's bed?)

Gabriel Starling | OC | OTA

[dogamidstmen]

Michael Corvin | Underworld

[lycanhybrid]

[M/M for shipping]

Scarecrow | Batman Arkham Knight | ota

[doctor_terror]

Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim | M/M for shipping/smut

[jaegerraised]

Nicky Parsons l The Bourne Series l OTA

[giveyourdaughteryourjob]

Yusuke Kitagawa | Persona 5

[wantsnudes]

[calm_illusion]

(OOC: I was thinking Yusuke finds Chrome sleeping in his bed in Madarame's shack and he just happened to stop over there for old time's sake or something he forgot about? She doesn't really have anywhere to go so I can imagine Yusuke worrying about her and trying to have a place for her to stay. Especially since she's someone his age.)

Seimei Aoyagi | Loveless | Open

[sacrificinghearts]

Ashleigh Uchinome | OC | OTA

[aintgonnalive4ever]

Yumeko Jabami | Kakegurui | OTA

[gamblor]

Steve Rogers | MCU | OTA

[cap_rogers0704]

[spideyguy]

[Peter doesn't make a habit of breaking into fellow supers apartments, but the fact of the matter is, he's pretty fucked up. He was thrown, bodily, into the side of a building (and the building won), and he'd only just managed to make it out of there. God, he hated it when villains teamed up, like what the hell? Have a little professional courtesy, jeez.

But yeah. He had to set his own leg on a rooftop, and Peter knew he couldn't make it all the way home like that - so, Steve's apartment, here he is. Peter figures he can probably be in and out of there before Steve even gets back...but the siren call of the bed is too much, and he practically collapses on top of it, groaning pleasantly when the weight is lifted off his leg. Ow, ow, ow. Christ above.

From there, Peter pretty much shuts down, dozing fitfully on top of Steve's comforter. He knows the Captain extended a hand of friendship, out on the battlefield, but he probably wasn't expecting Spiderman to cash it in like this.]

nitocris / fate / ota

[defences]

Jane T Kirk | Star Trek IDW

[readyroom]

[rippedshirts]

[ i rolled a three and for some reason jim in a wig came to mind. if you're interested, of course! c: ]

Dr. Angela 'Mercy' Ziegler ⛨ Overwatch ⛨ OTA

[watching_over_you]

Remy Lebeau / X-Men / Marvel

[lebeau_diable]

[scalesandsecrets]

[ooc: Mystique would probably try it at some point?]

shinsou hitoshi | bnha

[villainlike]

rufus ( hunted )

[huntingly]

orihime inoue | bleach | ota

[disallows]

merlin ( kingsman )

[glecks]

I've not seen TGC, so, have an alive Harry! :p

[manners_maketh_man]

How he managed to make it to the mansion under his own steam, he'd never be able to tell you, because the only thing that mattered was the bloody comfortable bed that he had found.
Harry didn't even manage to take off his entire suit before snuggling under the covers, his eyelids growing heavy, and drifting off to sleep.

bruce wayne | dc

[batsuits]

[ prefs. dceu version also available. ]

Zack Fair | Final Fantasy VII

[activatingcombatmode]

I - E

[boundinhonour]

[Keeping up with daily training during missions was never easy, even for someone like Angeal who'd put years into SOLDIER. Back at Shinra it would have only been physically draining but out in the wilds it was just the same emotionally. Even if that largely came from arguing about how it needed to be done regardless. Was it tough? More than likely, but the reason why didn't come from the same place.

Even with that, he doesn't think how it must have worn on Zack. In fact he doesn't realize until he gets back from a perimeter check, going to get his canteen, and sees his student passed out. The blink is slow as Angeal stays knelt at the tent's entrance, both processing and accepting his now lack of a sleeping bag.

He's not even in it, Angeal mentally sighs as he quietly kicks his boots clean before entering further. It's not even night. Pausing and looking over the small space he spots a blanket. And without a second thought he reaches for it, unfolds it and lets it drape over the younger. One of them should at least get some rest.]

Sawatari Makoto | Kanon

[yes_im_kawaii]

Caren | Pichi Pichi Pitch

[lackinginfaith]

shinsou hitoshi (r63 au) | bnha

[sarcatsm]

[wulfamania]

[ i take a nap right here

snzzz ]