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bakerstreet2017-10-03 01:18 am
kentuckyfriedstripper) wrote in bakerstreet2017-10-03 01:18 am
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B-Movie Scenario Meme
You and yours are noticing how suspiciously familiar this whole setting is. Surprise! You're in a B-Movie. And guess who's the star? Ding-ding. Well, saddle up, grab a knife, run up the stairs - whatever it takes to survive to the end credits.
There could be possible triggers in here for horror type scenarios, involving violence, gore, and death.
Rules
Post with your character name | fandom | preferences
Go to RNG and roll for a scenario, or choose your own
Setting up a scenario to tag into is always a plus, but not a requirement
PromptsYou and yours are noticing how suspiciously familiar this whole setting is. Surprise! You're in a B-Movie. And guess who's the star? Ding-ding. Well, saddle up, grab a knife, run up the stairs - whatever it takes to survive to the end credits.
There could be possible triggers in here for horror type scenarios, involving violence, gore, and death.
Rules
Post with your character name | fandom | preferences
Go to RNG and roll for a scenario, or choose your own
Setting up a scenario to tag into is always a plus, but not a requirement
1 - "Hail to the King, baby:" Congrats! You've been sucked into an alternate dimension with castles, demons, and books that desperately want to eat your face. Lucky for you, you've got your shotgun, chainsaw, and BOOMSTICK on hand. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
2 - "You're gonna need a bigger can of Raid": Spiders, preying mantises, cockroaches, ants... whatever it is that has more than four legs, it's now super-sized and attempting to move up the food chain. You gonna take that sitting down?
3 - "But the sign says don't feed the animals!" Mother nature is pissed, and she's got the critters of the land riled up and coming after you. Whether it's snakes on a plane, rats being directed by a scrawny bastard with bags, or genetically altered bats/sharks/sharktopuses, they all want a piece of the OTHER other white meat.
4 - "I vant to suck your bloooood:" Some creepy ass mofo in a cape with bad dental work is giving you the eye. Big eyes. Grab a chair leg, or hell, a pencil, and remind him that no means no.
5 - "Maybe you should have taken a left at Uranus:" Yeah, you guessed it: alients. Weird little green or gray men with big heads and eyes the size of footballs. What's that in their hand? Is that... is that a probe? Oh god, run. RUN!
6 - "The curse of... that thing with the curse on it:" Whether you've run afoul of a mummy's curse, or you've taken something from somewhere you shouldn't have, you're kind of screwed. Things keep falling on you from high windows, your car tires have gone flat three times this week, everything you touch breaks under your fingers, and you keep getting ominous messages in your fortune cookies. What else can go wrong?
7 - "All We Wanna Do Is Eat Your Brains:: What's a b-movie meme without the obligatory zombies? Whether it's the Dawn of the Dead shambling ones, or the 28 Days Later running freaks of nature that have magically learned how to do parkour, you've got to deal with them. Grab a cricket bat and your least favorite record and have at it.
8 - "Input does not compute. Error. Error!" Robots gone wild! Well, as wild as a robot can get. But when you take into consideration that they're no longer listening to you, and have decided that you're a parasitic virus on the face of the earth, you might have to try to give it the ol' reboot. IF you can reach the button...
9 - "You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy:" You shouldn't have taken that 'shortcut'. Now you're lost in the middle of nowhere, and... wait, is that banjo music you hear? Whether it's more Deliverance or Tucker and Dale is entirely up to you.
10 - "There's something touching my leg:" Yeah, we've done evil animals, but this is specifically for the 'wtf are you still doing in the water, you goddamn idiot' scenarios. Be it huge crocs, giant anacondas, flesh eating piranhas, there's something in that murky water that wants to get a little more up close and personal with you. Say hi to HP Lovecraft for me.
11 - "REET REET REET REET REET:" Is it Norman Bates? Mike Myers? Freddy? Jason?? Who cares about the details - what you DO know is that there's a pissed off guy with a sharp weapon coming at you, and murdering the shit out of you is the only thing he cares about.
12 - "Wildcard:" Don't see what you feel like playing on here? Make it up and go your own way, my dudes.
Relationships
1 - Comrade in arms: You and the tagger are in this together. Until the bitter, bitter, bitter end.
2 - Enemies: You're tagging in as the antagonist in this little scenario.
3 - Unwillingly dragged into this: You were just walking along, minding your own business, when BAM. Now you're in the middle of this mega-crap.
4 - Consulting Expert: You're the expert that they're coming to for answers. You got any? HUH?
5 - Wildcard: Come up with your own relationship.
Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin
Zack | Angels of Death
Frank Castle | Daredevil
kylo ren | star wars
jesse mccree | overwatch
Re: jesse mccree | overwatch
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no subject
Howard P. Lovecraft / Necronomicon: Book of the Dead / OTA
Werewolf Mccree | Overwatch |OTA
Inquisitor Lavellan | Dragon Age
Cassandra de Rolo | Critical Role
Vex'ahlia | Critical Role
Zoey Westen | Original Character
Liselotte Beck | Changeling: The Lost OC(s) | ota
Luke Cage | MCU | ota
Raleigh Becket | Pacific Rim | ota
Ezera | OC
Samantha | OC
Dr. Flug Slys | Villainous | OTA
bendy the dancin' devil | bendy and the ink machine
WHELP I rolled a 1 and 3; so have some demons to go with your demon, we can sin while we sin!
One minute the inventor had been tinkering away in his lab, trying to improve the Evil Actualizer-- a device that took one's most nefarious thoughts and transferred them to reality-- the next Dr. Flug found himself racing up spiral stone steps, inside a castle, surrounded by what appeared to be a massive skeletal army outside.
This wasn’t even close to what he was trying for! He must have tapped into some other source for this nightmare to bleed through, but what??? It-- it almost looks familiar, sort of like some kind of--]
"L͟ooḱ at ͜ḩim͟, h͞e̷'̡s͢ so re̷ad̕y̸ to b͜e ̷fe͏as̕tȩd ͝úpo̴n ͞he b͞róug͞h̡t hi̶s̀ o̶w͢n ta͝ke͘a̡w̛a̸y̛ b̕a̶g.͠ "
[Flug froze, and slowly turned his head as the formless demonic voices made it quite clear he wasn't as far from the threat as he previously believed. He’ll have to investigate later. With renewed fervor, he threw himself up the remaining steps and darted into the adjacent room, slamming the door with a noisy clatter. He braces against it, wheezing.]
"Okay-- okay, at least no one else is in here..."
this is so late i'm sorry ;;
Yep. Definitely no one else in here, so Flug has nothing to worry about.
Well, sure, that inky puddle looks a little unnerving. There might even be a pair of horns in the middle of it. But, surely that's nothing to be concerned about, and surely it's nothing worth investigating in the slightest.
But that's a silly idea. And Flug's a scientist; he's a smart fellow, so he must know better than that. ]
No apologies needed, we'll both be fashionably late. <3
The meek inventor grasped at the front of his t-shirt until his heart rate began to slow. To his credit he waited to at least shove a clothe-covered dresser fruitlessly against the door, to fool himself into thinking a barricade might hold, before giving in to the obvious temptation on the other side of the room.
He couldn't go back out there.
Which led to him edging over so cautiously to the pool of black pitch. It didn't look corrosive, per say, nor sticky like tar.]
“Nothing ventured, nothing gained..”
[Tentatively, he dipped one gloved finger in the concoction and glanced up, bag creasing in worry. If there are no broken containers or leaks on the floor, the liquid had to have come from somewhere. Perhaps those two horn-like spikes are the source?]