Two ladies, and I'm the only man

[groupon]

⚢ The TWO PEOPLE ♀ PLAY A THREESOME ♂ Meme ⚣ Threesomes are incredibly fun to play. After all, if two is good, three has to be better! Unfortunately, the logistics of threading them is a nightmare. Good luck getting two people on the same page, much less three. So why not cut out the middle man? Most of us play more than one character. One person being open to doubling up means that two people can play a threesome. The meme itself is simple. Whether you want to play one or two characters, any configuration of genders, kinks, and what have you is all up to you. Just put in your comment and play! HOW TO PLAY ⚢ Comment with your character, canon, and info. Also include on whether you'd be open to playing more than one character - and who that'd be. Or fill out the below form and plop it in your comment. Character: What do you think it is? 1 or 2 characters?: Whichever you'd like. Any other characters you'd be willing to play can go here, as well. Looking for: M/M/M, M/F/M, F/M/F, F/F/F, etc etc etc. Or if you're playing two, the gender of the one character you're looking for. Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: What it says. Yes: + Kinks No: - Kinks Anything Else: The usual. <b>Character:</b> <b>1 or 2 characters?:</b> <b>Looking for:</b> <b>Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs:</b> <b>Yes:</b> <b>No:</b> <b>Anything Else:</b> Feel free to do one ad or individual ads for each of your characters. ⚣ Reply to others. ⚤ Thread!

Comments

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M/M

[runningwithwolves]

1 or 2 characters?: Willing to share playing the third character?

dave strider | homestuck | m/f/m or f/m/f

[heatandclockwork]

Character: Dave Strider
1 or 2 characters?: Technically, either/or? Dave can travel back in time, effectively creating a time 'clone' that doesn't cause a paradoxical loop, so he can be in the same place and time twice. Alternatively, he can be the singular dude and not involve his future self.
Looking for: Fun? Female characters, elsewise.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: Nothing particular.
Yes: I'll defer to my kinks list below.
No: See above.
Anything Else: Kinks here for those interested.

betty cooper ɞ riverdale ɞ f/m

[girlygumshoe]

[ Not too into Barchie if I'm being completely honest, but I'll be down to try it if Beronica's in the mix. Otherwise, I'd love something like Beronica + Bughead or even something crosscanon. ]

[riverbro]

[OOC: Any chance you'd consider a Reggie?]

Taek Jegal | G.O.H | OTA

[excuseless]

1 or 2 characters?: Can go either way. Taek is capable of duplicating himself or other people, as well as summoning a variety of odd critters if yah nasty. On a slightly more normal note, he can have either (or both) of his right hand underlings Bora Mah or Baekho Tae. Of course, bringing your own is fine too.
Looking for: Whatever floats your boat.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: Assumed CR is usually my preference. An AU in which someone is looking to join his gang using sex appeal is cool.
Yes: Open to pretty much everything, aside from...
No: Non-Con and scat.

[censored_heels]

[hello! Was wondering if you'd be interested in playing together again? Maybe an AU where she's someone her father assigned to watch over him so they could have known each other for a couple of years now? Or if you'd like something closer to the AU you mentioned, maybe she's someone a rival gang or enemy is using to try and get close to Taek using sex appeal but ends up on his side in the end and frees her from that gang?]

[excuseless]

[ Hey! Both AUs sound pretty good to me- the second option seems a bit more my bag though. Any preference on the particular method of threesome? Duplication of him, of her, one of his underlings? ]

[censored_heels]

[Second one it is! I'd prefer duplication of himself if that's alright. For assumed CR, we can say they've been at this for a while now, and she's starting to see why his underlings respect him and such?]

[excuseless]

[ I'm down for that! Any particular kinks you want thrown in too? ]

[censored_heels]

[hmmm nothing specific in mind! But I am cool with rougher sex and whatnot. Was there anything you wanted to play out? Im open to most kinks.

Edit: also! Would this be under the assumption he doesnt know yet or he knows and isnt telling her, or confronts her about it now?]

Inner Senshi/Scouts | Sailor Moon | F/M/F

[sailors]

[ Here are the main five characters of sailor moon (with profiles available here and here for the canonblind). They come as a duo or more; pick whichever girls you'd like or if you're canonblind and don't care, it'll be dealer's choice.

Prefs and kinks are here. ]

Bucky Barnes * MCU * M/F/F

[zimnij_soldat]

Character: Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier
1 or 2 characters?: Either.
Looking for: One or two F's for him.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: Assume away (should make this easier, no?) and AU fine. Crosscanon no problem.
Yes: Mild kink (and I prefer to keep Bucky on the Dom side) is great, and anything else on that Fave/Yes side of his kink list on his profile.
No: Usual ones, and nos on his list.
Anything Else: No problem with writing 2 myself or sharing an NPC.

Derek Hale * Teen Wolf * M/F/F

[triskele_tattoo]

Character: Derek Hale
1 or 2 characters?: Either.
Looking for: One or two F's for him.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: Assume away (should make this easier, no?) and AU fine. Crosscanon no problem.
Yes: Mild kink (and I prefer to keep Derek on the Dom side) is great, and anything else on that Fave/Yes side of his kink list on his profile.
No: Usual ones, and nos on his list.
Anything Else: No problem with writing 2 myself or sharing an NPC.

Toto &/or Imu | Legend of Mana | OTA-ish

[manatwins]

Character: Toto fromherbranches &/o Imu fromherleaves
1 or 2 characters?: Either!
Looking for: If I'm playing both muses, looking for either any character that identifies as male, and/or has a cock.
If I'm only playing one, Toto is OTA, and Imu is F/M/M
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: It's all good
Yes: bondage, BDSM, magic play, size differences (the twins are barely over 5 feet tall,) oral/vaginal/anal sex, fisting, toys... this list honestly goes on for ages, so feel free to ask about specific kinks!
No: toilet play, vore/guro/death, weight things, foodplay, needles.
Anything Else: I'm willing to write starters for this; feel free to just comment even if it's only to brainstorm first, if you'd like! PMing is also acceptable.
Also, suuuuper duper long shot, but if anyone plays Elazul or Pearl/BlackPearl, that would be soooo amazing.

[excuseless]

Hey! How would you like a very tall dominant dude to take them both? I'm literally down with every kink you listed there, plus pretty much anything you can think of. Even comes with weird powers for magic play.

[manatwins]

Holy cow?! Hell yes! I've never heard of his canon before, but he's cute, and these two can take any roughness thanks to the fact that they can regenerate pretty well. :)

Also which name is his given name and which is his surname? I'm just curious.

Oh, and toys-wise, generally, if it exists, it's fair game. (And even if it doesn't exist, it's still fair game.)

So how do you think they met? These two are pretty free with affection, so they don't have to be in a relationship to wanna bang. Also, the twins won't fuck each other, fyi. That's pretty much the one thing they'll refuse.

They are some prime examples to show that one doesn't need power to have love. (Even though they're both hella powerful to begin with, since they can not only fight, but also use magic items to reform the world around them.)

Oh! And edited to add, I'm also fond of heart kink/play, though on the soft edge of the spectrum. Nothing violent or bloody. Though rough sex is fair game.

[excuseless]

Oooh, nice combo! Taek is his given name, Jegal is his surname. What I'm thinking is they've just teamed up for some sort of thing that he, despite being generally a pretty bad dude, got involved in to like, I dunno, save the world or something. The twins have seen through the whole furiously cold thing to how badly he just wants to be loved and the fact he'll never admit it...

so they show him some love anyway, letting him do whatever he wants with them. In typical insecure macho fashion, he treats them rough and is demanding, but it's loved by all participants- so it's both kinda fucked up and cute. Your thoughts?

[manatwins]

Sounds good. These two are pretty damn forgiving, too, so so long as something like.. ball-crushing or something isn't part of the deal, it'll probably be fine.

Taek is kind of like one of their friends, honestly. He's kinda prickly and cold and it's hard to reach him emotionally (Elazul.)

As a note, I seem to have injured my wrist a bit from too much typing, so I may be slower at times until it heals.

Would you prefer to write the starter, or did you want me to?

[excuseless]

"What am I looking at here?"

A simple question, delivered in his usual deadpan manner as Taek entered his room. He'd thought that perhaps he would never see the twins again, not after he helped them to secure peace for the world. Frankly, he had only done it because he happened to live on the world. With his rather cynical outlook of people, he'd assumed once his strength was no longer needed they'd have no further interest in him. In his steel heart, he'd pretended he was okay with that.

So the fact the pair of them were there, waiting for him in slightly more provocative attire than usual was a surprise. Not an unpleasant one, even if his face seemed to be the usual bored expression he had when he wasn't fighting something. The pair had known him long enough though to realise that his eyes betrayed him the way they roamed more eagerly than usual.

[manatwins]

"What? You seriously can't tell?" Toto retorts, arching an eyebrow at Taek.

Gone was the armor that they both usually wore, weapons and all, in favor of much softer clothing. And, in truth, more provocative ones. Toto's shorts were entirely form-hugging, and didn't even cover his ass entirely. The front cupped his crotch so boldly that its soft shape was visible. Even his shirt was only long enough to cover his chest. He'd even done away with his hat in favor of nothing at all.


"Maybe take... a closer look at us, and see?" Imu replies, daintily toying with the hem of her much-too-short skirt. Similar to her brother, the skirt barely covers her ass at all. The only thing that hasn't changed for her clothes is her top, which naturally only covers her breasts, anyway. Instead of its usual style, she's brushed it out of its usual look and tied it up in a high pony tail. The golden locks are almost as wavy as her brother's. Furthermore, her ankles are adorned in gold jewelry, and the charms on the ends jingle like little bells.

The twins also have gone without their usual boots, in favor of sandals. Easier to take off.

"I don't have the patience for that right now. Taek, we're here to play with you," Toto adds, smiling warmly.

"We want to show you our appreciation. If you want to play with us, you're free to do so. So, want to?"

"We're sort of... free in love, if you get what I mean. And, look, behind your back, we've been talking about how we both wanna bang you. We usually don't share, but for you, we're making this exception."


"That's precisely right. Surely, you didn't think we'd leave you alone after all you've done for us?" A beat, and she considers, her face falling. "Unless... you want us to leave you alone?"

Zakuro | OC | m/m

[rodi]

Character: Zakuro
1 or 2 characters?: 1, but I can certainly come up with a second
Looking for: male characters either willing to put up with a morally dubious young man, or who are also of dubious moral quality.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: lets discuss the CR. As an OC he can go anywhere.
Yes: Teasing, DP (either being the one being DPed, or helping doing the DPing)
No: non-con.
Anything Else:

Konoka Konoe (and Setsuna Sakurazaki) | Mahou Sensei Negima | F/F/*

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Character: Konoka Konoke (and Setsuna Sakurakzaki)
1 or 2 characters?: 1 or 2! Konoka goes it alone or brings Secchan along with her!
Looking for: Interesting dynamics between the three of them, whether it be for kinky sex or making a threesome work romantically (or better yet, both of those things).
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: Any of those are good.
Yes: Sexy clothes, bondage/BDSM, toys, body worship, experimentation, keeping things sneaky and other sexual mischief.
No: Bathroom stuff, death, non-con, getting them to ignore/hate each other