the floor is lava!!!

[kentuckyfriedstripper]

 

Just share the bed with me.
For whatever reason, the floor is unacceptable as a place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, or maybe there's flooding. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't. Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's tornado season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Stop trying to figure out the details, just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


 Do you need options? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO SPOON? SPOONING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. Figure out a reason why you need to share the bed.
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually Play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is lava.

Do you really need options? I feel like everyone gets the idea of this meme.

 

 

Comments

Hana Song [D.Va] | Overwatch

[esports]

[ OTA prompts 'n peeps! ♥ ]

Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[herdingspacecats]

1

[tough_love]

[You know what, going home can wait, Looma needs some shuteye. By any means necessary, provided there's some comfort involved because she is not about to sleep on the floor like some nobody when there's a perfectly comfortable bed available.

Well, sort of available. There's somebody in it at the moment. She'll just have to deal with that somehow.

That somehow involves just grabbing hold of the mattress and just tilting that sucker up at like an 80 degree angle.

Make your peace with gravity Shiro, because it's about as heartless as your surprise roommate here.]

Rey || Star Wars: The Force Awakens || OTA

[talentedscavenger]

[ooc: F/M for shipping]

nazuna nito | ensemble stars!

[pyonpyon]

Diana Cavendish | Little Witch Academia

[dianana]

[constantforze]

[quietly peers over... would you be alright with a constanze? they're probably just about the most awkward pair to wind up in this situation...]

john critchon | farscape

[cosmonut]

[ (re)voicetesting, open to cross-canon. ]

[chlorofemme]

[fancy a Zhaan for awkward, possibly sun drunk, last room in the inn, waiting on shuttle repairs, or maybe the floor is actually lava funtimes?]

Tonks - Harry Potter

[metamorphical]

[All options are awesome, but actual Floor is Lava game would be AMAZING.]

harry ambrose, the sinner.

[intents]

garma zabi | msg & msg: origin

[garma]

the man in black, westworld.

[sum]

NINA SAYERS → black swan

[barre]

[de_light]

[ooc: Hello perfectionist, I have a very well dressed alien who is very familiar with personal insecurity and getting overtaken by one's dark side, and may or may not at some point decide to summon literal monsters. I have no idea why he's crashing at your place or vice versa, but clearly these two need to meet.]

harry hart, kingsman.

[repay]

[ m/f pref. ]

[justfields]

( y/n? )

jim kirk | star trek reboot

[rippedshirts]

[ voice testing. gen pref. the floor is lava guis and he's the captain. what captain sleeps on the floor?? ]

[questionablewit]

[Gen is good by me! If you're unfamiliar with her canon, Hawke is from Medieval Fantasy Land (tm) so we could assume he's landed on Medieval Fantasy Planet, or I can AU her into Star Fleet. Got a preference? Either way, she's a snarky as hell fighter type]

danny rayburn | bloodline

[causing]

Larxene || Kingdom Hearts || F/M

[savage_nymphxii]

[For dance_ix_dance mostly because Larxene x Demyx is life, but all are welcome to tag.]

Re: Larxene || Kingdom Hearts || F/M

[dance_ix_dance]

Saix had gotten more clever in cutting Demyx off from his supply lines - namely his bed. He gulped as he observed the stone faced Nobody waiting by his door. Number Seven had finally figured out that if he didn't want Demyx avoiding him for several days when reports were sloppy then it was best to hunt him down himself.

Maybe he should just go and face the music. That last mission had been a flop, there was no way around that. Maybe he would finally get put on recon only assignments.

'Seven ate nine!' Xigbars completely unnecessary and unfunny joke was still ringing in his mind. Saix head made a movement as though to turn and the blonde split.

He didn't even pay attention to what room he had ducked into. He would probably regret that soon.

Sara Lance | DCTV

[thecanarylives]

izumi sena / ensemble stars

[cuss]

Daenerys Targaryen • Game of Thrones

[ex_jelmazmo599]

Second Lieutenant Koito | Golden Kamuy

[monkeyscream]

bakugou katsuki ☆ bnha ☆ castmates

[blastit]

trini | power rangers ( 2017 )

[craziest]

[venaris]

( okay but........ )

Morrigan | Dragon Age

[courtintrigue]

(Gen less likely; ust ideal. Cool with it possibly being a boiling point if the chemistry's there. No Heroes of Ferelden, please.)

Re: Morrigan | Dragon Age

[de_light]

[ooc: Canon dimension-hopper who is well dressed, highly dramatic, summons monsters, sometimes turns into one, and likes to think he's more evil than he actually is. It's very possibly he hopped to her world to avoid confronting his good side. I'm not sure how they would have met or why he'd be sharing a bed with her but I am so down for ust here.]

kanata shinkai • ensemble stars!

[seafriends]

barry allen | cw flash

[absbylightning]

zooey | granblue fantasy

[ruleroffate]