MEME AGAINST HUMANITY

[lamb_chop]

Who doesn't enjoy the hilarious results of Cards Against Humanity**?
**WARNING: Some of the cards may be disturbing/offensive to some people. (But that's kind of the point.)


Here's how to play:

1. Put your Character Name/Fandom in the Header.
2. Post a Black Card (or two or three) from any of the sets below (or use the random Black Card Generator).
3. Others reply to you with results from White Cards from any of the sets they want to use.
4. Have conversations while playing - just like you normally would.
5. Profit.

Challenge mode:
The person who posts the black cards picks which set of white cards should be used for the replies.
The black cards should not be from the same set as the white cards. (IE: If you use Cards Against Science for your black cards, pick something different, like Cards Against the Realm for the answers.)


Note: All of these will come up as PDF, unless otherwise noted
The Original Set
Nerds Against Humanity (Several different sets behind the link, all available in PDF preview)
Cords Against Trekkies (Download Only)
Ferengi Rules Against Harmony (Download Only)
Cords Against the 80s (Download Only)
Cards Against Gallifrey (Doctor Who) (Download only)
Fandoms Against Humanity
Cards Against Science - BLACK & WHITE
Cards Against Humanities (For those in Academia)
Cards Against The Realm (Game of Thrones)
Breaking Bad Against Humanity (Download Only)
Cards Against IT - BASIC EDITION & EDITION 2.0
Cards Against Mars - WHITE & BLACK
Cards Against Humanity - Tech Industry
Cards Against Humanity - Grognards (Table Top RPG, but a lot are applicable)
Gears Against Humanity (Steampunk edition)
Cards Against Astronomy
**If you want to add more expansion PDFs/Downloads to this list, please send a PM!

Meme developed by me, all credit where due, please.

Comments

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin

[preciousbrat]

1. Worst character concept ever _____ but with ______.

White cards from: Fandoms Against Humanity

[firstminister]

1. Taylor Swift, Homosexual supporting cast.

King Lee/"Dadsona" | Dream Daddy

[dadsona]

1. The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to ____________.

2. Tonight on 20/20:
What you don't know about ____________ could kill you.

3. Why do I hurt all over?

4. Coming to Broadway this season, ____________: The Musical.

Kasen "Ibarakasen" Ibaraki | Touhou Project | ota

[totallynotanoni]

1. Whats my anti-drug?

2. Make a haiku.

3. _______________: kid tested, mother approved.

[midnightdoctor]

1. Civilian casualties
2. Being a dick to children
3. Vigorous jazz hands

Owen Shaw | Fast and the Furious movies

[badluckwithplanes]

1. What will always get you laid?

2. Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with ____________ alone.

3. Glue ________________ to it and call it Steampunk.

Sherlock Holmes || Sherlock BBC || ota

[desecrated]

1. Why can't I sleep at night?

2. What's that sound/smell?

3. A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____.

4. What will always get you laid?

[[ooc: you don't have to just use fandom ones.]]

Re: Sherlock Holmes || Sherlock BBC || ota

[preciousbrat]

1. Socially awkward scientists

2. Jekyll & Hyde the musical starring David Hasselhoff

3. A ratcatcher with a small but vicious dog

4. Mr. Clean right behind you

Harvey Specter | Suits

[notgivingyourmoneyback]

1. What will always get you laid?

2. Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ________.

3. TSA guidelines now prohibit ________ on airplanes.

4. ________ + ________ = ________.

4

[b_e_w_obsessiveskeptic]

The American dream
400 years of colonial atrocities
Profit

[notgivingyourmoneyback]

"You're not wrong."

Sure, it's just a game, but that doesn't mean the sentiment is incorrect.

[b_e_w_obsessiveskeptic]

Kaiba shrugged with a smug expression.

"I saw an opportunity and ran with it."

Han Solo || Star Wars

[twelve_not_fourteen]

1] ________________ it deserves the death penalty.

2] Honey, you should see me in ___________________.

3] Never look directly at ____________________.

4] The secret to faster than light travel is _______________________.

Solo Family Game Night, ftw

[forcefullyawkward]

Honey, you should see me in... a metal bikini.

It was either that or in a home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.

Woo! Sorry I haven't been around. It was my mom bday and I got a cold last week.

[twelve_not_fourteen]

Listen, whatever your mom and I do behind closed doors ultimately led to you. So you're welcome.

[ If he was the speculative type, he'd spend a lot of time wondering if becoming a parent was the right or wrong move for him. ]

What's the next card?

its all good

[forcefullyawkward]

[And the reason for stalling: a card no one wants to have their father answer...]

How did I lose my virginity?

[twelve_not_fourteen]

[ Oh he's got a couple of good cards for this 'a sausage festival', 'unfathomable stupidity', 'Darth Vader' ... ]

Unreciprocated oral sex.

[forcefullyawkward]

[well, unfathomable stupidity would be more like it, but Han had met Hux. So maybe that went without saying...]

Haha, real funny.

...it wasn't that pathetic.

[your turn, Dad. Before this convesation gets really awkward.]

[twelve_not_fourteen]

[ Han picks up a black card and looks over it, then he reads aloud ... ]

Nothing is denser than ________________.

[forcefullyawkward]

[Kylo sorts through his hand.]

An erection lasting longer than four hours.

[twelve_not_fourteen]

You ever hear about how they fix that? They aspirate blood out of your dick with a giant syringe.

[forcefullyawkward]

[cue equal parts revulsion and fascination.]

Woah. I wonder if Hux knows that.

Did that happen to you?

[twelve_not_fourteen]

[ Han gives his son that 'are you really asking me that' look. Which, honestly, is one both Solo men probably give each other a lot. ]

No. But I happened to have the honor of driving an affected friend to the emergency room.

[forcefullyawkward]

[all the kriffing time.]

Was it Chewie? Oh my god. Uncle Luke? It's not like you have a lot of friends.

[twelve_not_fourteen]

Ha. Aren't you clever? I don't have that many friends ... [ Grumble-mumble-mutter ]

I think I should let you wonder. Besides, you can't keep anything to yourself. If I tell you, you'll say something dumb.

[forcefullyawkward]

[ignores that latter part with a pout that's so much like Leia.]

Lando! It was Lando, right? Right!?

[twelve_not_fourteen]

[ There's a small internal smile that he always feels come on when Ben reminds him of Leia. It makes his look soften just a little. ]

It's your turn.

Saft Goldenscale | OC

[whitescalesbigmouth]

1. I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ____________.

2. A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ________.

3. Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about ________.