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THEKINDASTUCKMEME
Well, at least it's not glue.

RULES:
o1. Put down your character ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Those replying can pick / rng / ask Snape on the astral plane to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. You know what they say: birds of a feather get stuck in questionably legal situations together!

Hope you enjoy your enforced quality time, when you're both stuck -

o1 in traffic, after an atrocious argument.
o2. distracting this person, while your partner in comedy/crime organizes their surprise party, or slashes their car tyres.
o3. defending the base for the next vicious 42 min, until your cavalry to get here. Ladies, gentlemen: good luck.
o4. on a raft, idly drifting the way of the nearest deserted island, a surely cute shark in tow.
o5. in an air vent, after fruitlessly stalking this person, whom you thought to be a serial killer. They don't make friendly neighbours like they used to.
o6. trapped in a codependent relationship with your bed / pet / really domestic hobby, from which this person hopes to break you by way of alcohol a social intervention.
o7. in a waiting room, while you're hanging around for the results for a highly embarrassing disease test, and would really rather not run into anyone you kno - ...God damn it.
o8. trying to safely navigate through a department store, after carelessly forgetting you were out on your measly errand during Black Friday / the year's biggest one-day sale.
o9. standing guard in front of a bedroom with this nigh-stranger, so your Romeo-Juliet-like friends can finally get it on in behind closed doors, thematic noises included. Get the small talk going.
10. with your hair in one of their zippers. You pick which. Everyone else just points and laughs.
11. delivering some pretty terrible news to them.
12. with your hand in their mailbox, just as they're coming out of their house, or apartment.
13. doing the dishes, when you both forgot your wallets and can't foot the bill.
14. playing moral support for your friend, who's stuck in a magician's box, while said magician goes off to look for the key. And coffee. And dinner.
15. reading a manual on how to defuse a bomb, or a very sensitive alarm system. Tick-tack. No rush.
16. waiting for the movie reels to get changed over from an accidental porn showing, courtesy of teenagers in charge of the screening room. You're also out of popcorn.
17. under the only stone building around for miles in the middle of an acidic rain. And then you wonder whether pollution's really on the rise.
18. on the roof, after the ladder's snapped in half. Your neighbour's particularly irritable cat might also be out on the prowl.
19. in a bdsm swing. Look, no one's judging.
20. baby-sitting, pet-sitting, or car-sitting. Yes, that new Ferrari needs day and night surveillance.
21. in a lake, because this person caught you skinny-dipping and won't. Go. Away.
22. on the phone for an important interview / business conversation, while this person tries to distract you.
23. waiting to be ransomed, while in the actually quite loving care of especially incompetent criminals.
24. with your and this person's thumbs engaged in a dysfunctional Chinese finger trap.
25. waiting for them to make the Important Announcement they've been hinting at all week, while they taunt and tease you with it.

Comments

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin

[preciousbrat]

[yes to: 3,6,7,9,11,13,15,16,17,21,23]

Momoi Satsuki ○ Kuroko no Basuke

[peachyandkeen]

[ooc; let's keep it gen and on the lighthearted side, please! ♥]

lisa garland | silent hill

[nay_tomorrow]

Ferry | Granblue Fantasy

[aetherlit]

(While I'll take a lot I'd really love to do 13, just saying.)

then 13 it is

[sarcaskick]

[ Yes, he also got caught trying to skip out on paying the tab. Yes, he's supposed to be helping with the dishes, along with Ferry.

Yes, he is just playing some shitty Clash of Clans-esque mobile game on his phone.

No, he is not lifting a finger to actually help. ]

Just let me know when you're done.

[ What a team player ]

My hero.

[aetherlit]

[In retrospect, having ate at Signore Bruno’s Squeeze and Slurp, Wine and Dine Bistro had been a mistake. And not just because of the name. The name wasn’t that big of a deal. In fact, the name was the least of the problems Ferry was facing. And you know that when you have a name like that and that’s not really the worst of the problems you’re facing (in fact, not even in the top ten) then you done fucked up at some point in your life.

The food had been okay, the pasta decent, the cheese excessive: the bill was excessive as well. As the erune faunus stared at the small mountain of cheese encru- no, cheese exoskeleton-encrusted (the difference between the two being that the latter transcended merely being encrusted to the point in which it could be mistaken for a defensive shield) plates (she…thought) all she could think was that she was never leaving this kitchen. Ever. She was going to haunt this kitchen for the rest of her days. She’ll never be free.

…glanced down at the plate in her hands…

…just look at it. Just…look at it! It was encrusted in cheese! Four brillo pads had been sacrificed in an attempt to get it clean and none of it was working! She-

…] … [Wait.

What did he say.]

Wait! Hold on. What did you say-

[Turned an-

…] Hey! Why am I the only one who’s washing a dish? Why aren’t you doing anything? You’re here too! If you leave it to me we’re never getting out of here!

[They are going to become kitchen spirits and never be free this is borderline horror movie shit why are you just leaning over there what are you doing hey wait why.]

[sarcaskick]

[ For a moment it seems like Mercury might actually be getting invested in their plight - his eyebrows arch up a bit, there's a glimmer of something akin to recognition in his eyes, and a little "ah!" escapes his lips. ]

Score, another thousand gold for me! My army grows.

[ ... Apparently he just finished raiding someone else's base. That's a thing you do in Clash of Clans, right? Some of us have never actually played it and can only try and reference it in some nebulous way so if this has created a discrepancy in the rules of Clash of Clans then just assume it's some AU variant and let it slide, please and thank you.

...

Oh, right, she's whining about the dishes. He finally spares her a glance, all of the interest immediately vanishing from his expression. ]

Hey, I don't have any other plans to hurry off to. So really, you ought to adjust your attitude if you want to get out of here before dawn.

[ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to his phone. ]

Clock's ticking, hop to it.

Bucky Barnes | MCU | ota

[protivvyter]

21

[natalia_vdova]

[Skinny dipping maybe hadn't been a great idea. But it had been a sweltering day that had faded into an evening that hadn't quite cooled off yet, and Natasha hadn't thought to pack her swimsuit when going on the run. So she'd settled for stripping off her clothes, not expecting any company. Clothes that Bucky was now standing in front of. She had slipped into the clear, dark blue water, almost glinting as evening turned to night.

She'd come up for air with a flip of her wet hair, intending to pull herself out of the water, reclaim her clothes and continue on with her night. But, that was not how things had worked out. She quickly sinks back in up to her chest, allowing the water to act as some sort of modesty. Natasha is not particularly shy about her body, but there's a difference between weaponized sexuality on a mission and being caught naked in the water.]

Hello Barnes.

[Her words a little sharp, a slow blink of her eyes as she looked up at him, a lift of an eyebrow that seems to ask enjoying the view? although she doesn't comment on it for the moment. Surely he'll get the hint and leave her alone so she can sneak out of the water, and get dressed with a minimum of hassle.

He's supposed to be a gentleman, right?]

[protivvyter]

[ Wakanda is a beautiful country with beautiful people. Some of those people have been transplanted in, but the point still stands.

Bucky had been wandering through the forest, wanting to find some place, some way to cool off. He'd been thinking of heading back to the palace to go swim in the pool, but he's tired of the pool. He'd been looking for some other way to cool off, without having to hide inside from the heat in the air conditioning.

Plus, Steve is hovering, and disappearing for a while had alleviated that.

What he hadn't expected to come across is a pile of clothing and the long smooth line of a white back with a splash of red hair atop it. That is something he likes to look at.

He stops, leaning his flesh shoulder against a tree, letting the flash of breasts rest in his mind. That's not something he'll forget anytime soon.

He grins at her sharp words, completely unrepentant about looking at her. He crosses his arm over his chest. ]

How're you doing, Romanoff?

[ He's not going to be leaving any time soon. ]

[natalia_vdova]

[It only takes the way that he leans his shoulder against a tree, grinning, pretending to not notice the sharp edge to her words for her to realize he isn't going to just walk away. It takes all of her effort not to roll her eyes. But, it's also a little surprising, and in different circumstances, Natasha generally likes having her expectations of people upset.

But she's still in the water, and he's watching her shamelessly, entirely aware that he's separating her from her clothes. She's not entirely against just climbing out and walking the distance naked, but she'd rather not give him the satisfaction. So she stays in, treading water, and wonders if she can outlast him.]

I'm doing fine. how's the view up there?

[Her tone is more even, but there's a look to her blue eyes. Are they really going to play this game? Is he really trying to get under her skin?]

Quatre (Feower) | Granblue Fantasy

[fourskyblade]

[ Open to anything!]

dr. isabel maru | wonder woman

[keramikos]

archie andrews • riverdale

[overarches]

ßlake ßelladonna ∙ RWBY ∙

[deadly_belladonna]

King Lee/"Dadsona" | Dream Daddy

[dadsona]

[Fellow dads for shipping. I'm good with just about every one of these although ngl, 18 & 19 sound especially hilarious.]

Jane Kirk | Star Trek 63!au | ota

[punch_it]

13

[captain_by_the_book]

[ It's very important to note that Cassian is not sulking, Because he is, after all, not sulking. He is just... Legitimately Upset, and giving the soapy water dirty looks, and scrubbing crusty pots and pans with a little more force than necessary.

Heaving a disgruntled look, he shoots Jane, standing at the sink next to his, a glower out of the corner of his eyes. ]

Remind me again why we didn't just sneak out when he realized we couldn't pay?

[punch_it]

Because it's better to be a good person than it is to pretend to be a good person?

[Because she's off her game, Sassian, shuddup and help her scrub. Jane wipes her forearm across her forehead leaving a trail of soapsuds that stick to her frizzing hair.]

Peter Maximoff | X-men movies

[silversneakers]

25 obvs.

[prefers_magneto]

Erik returned to the mansion just over six months after he helped rebuild it. Raven was teaching there. Charles was there.

I know it feels like you've lost everything, but you still have me. You have Charles...

Those words had come back to haunt him more than once as he wandered in self-imposed exile.

Time to see if they were true.

He stepped through the front doors, glancing around.

naturally

[silversneakers]

And here's Peter, running around the house, as he does. Seeing Erik standing there is enough to get him to come to an abrupt stop though. Awkwardly, of course, because it seems like that's the only way he can do things when Erik's around.

"I thought you were..." Obviously he's not, because he's here right now. "I think the professor's in his office."

Kasen "Ibarakasen" Ibaraki | Touhou Project | ota

[totallynotanoni]

[ Open to AU and Crosscanon. ]

Owen Shaw | Fast and the Furious movies

[badluckwithplanes]

lara croft | tomb raider

[tombultous]