Tuesday Sexting

[legit]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

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[bozhemoi]

I know it's bad when you're playing that card, bear. [ But there's a smile in her voice and eventually a laugh because she's still not calling him "Pooh" so he gets the next worse thing. And to be fair, neither of them have a point of reference for this domestic thing. But she's certainly trying. ]

[blindninja]

[What else could he say? He had trust, abandonment and daddy issues. Possibly in that order.] You don't have to do or prove anything. I just need some time.

[bozhemoi]

Short of any missions, you know I'm not going anywhere unless you ask me to. Even then I'll put up a fight. [ Because she considered him worth it. Issues and all. Where else was she going to find a man that accepted her own issues? She'll just call him when she knows his very voicemail will pick up and just leave the "I love you" recording. ]

[blindninja]

Is this the part where normal couples say 'you deserve better'?

[bozhemoi]

I'm so grateful we're not normal. I don't want you ever saying that to me.

[blindninja]

So 'cover me in crunchy peanut butter' is acceptable but 'you deserve better' is not? I'll strike it off the phrasebook.

[bozhemoi]

Let's be real, the peanut butter thing is not the weirdest thing you've ever said. And the latter just starts us on a road I don't want to go down right now. You know how you do that avoidance thing? This is my turn. I've had it said to me before and I don't like people making that decision for me. So I'd really appreciate it if you stuck to condiments on your body, or condiments you compare my body to.

[blindninja]

[So avoidance clearly means they should talk about this right?] I don't know what you deserve Nat. In the end I don't really believe that is something for me to decide or pass judgement on. [...] In my defence we started talking about peanut butter after I helped you determine the safe dosage of rohypnol.

[bozhemoi]

[ well, she keeps saying they should talk. guess she asked for it. ] Besides some sort of award for making you dinner and fumbling my way through this whole girlfriend thing. Seriously though, we need different words. I don't like the conventional ones. [ This time there's a laugh, almost like it's a relief. ] And who else can I trust enough to have those conversations with? Anyone else would think I really was unhinged.

[blindninja]

I love you Nat. You put up with a lot of my shit and I put up with yours. If you want me to say anything else you'll have to expand my vocabulary.

[bozhemoi]

I love you, Murdock. Isn't that what it all comes down to? That, and amazing orgasms. Right now I don't need you to say anything else. I just didn't want you trying to tell me we shouldn't have this. Pretty sure we've earned a right to be selfish right now.

[blindninja]

[In the end they would all get what they deserved. He's made his peace with that and wasn't too hung up over it.] 'Right now'? I think you're mistaken. I was never planning on letting you leave.

[bozhemoi]

Somehow I think I can live with that decision. There's internet shopping, food can be delivered. I have a lot of TV to catch up on. The outside world is overrated. Better I just stay here and maybe adopt a naturalist lifestyle.

[blindninja]

[He knew that she wouldn't. She'd be googling 'Congo hotels with wifi' or something and doing her James Bond thing. Still, the thought of something vaguely normalish was nice, even if they didn't like the other aspects of normal.] Is this your subtle way of asking me to get a TV?

[bozhemoi]

[ It's true, and maybe one day they really can have all the normal things, but for now, Natasha is happy with the way things are. ] It's fine, I have a laptop. Besides, it's not like I need to watch it while you're around.

[blindninja]

[That would be the ultimate form of normal wouldn't it? Her watching TV, him reading, them never talking to or even touching each other all night before sleeping on his and hers sides of the bed. He's not sure he wants that.] I'll bring something back from that Turkish place you like tonight. Give you some more interesting pieces of chicken to watch than my face. [How's that for normal instead?]

[bozhemoi]

[ It's certainly not a normal she wants. She never did understand the point of being with someone just to ignore them. Better she gets the weird chicken. ] I happen to like your face, you know. It was one of the first things I liked about you. But yes, please, I like that plan.