the MINOR INJURY meme

[enginesock]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

Juzo Sakakura | Dangan Ronpa

[ringrust]

[Here to be a curt caretaker with poor bedside manner, or to play off some ridiculous injury (injuries) of his own. Or both at the same time.]

kanata shinkai • ensemble stars!

[seafriends]

Sherlock Holmes || BBC Sherlock || m/m for shipping, or ota for gen

[desecrated]

[[ooc: can be a caretaker however, only for some people will he be actually good at it. Can also be the one injured and he be the one side of pretending he's fine, or the other of complaining more than necessary.]]

danica shardae | kiesha'ra

[alar]

Kagami Taiga | KnB | OTA

[jordans]

[Likely the patient, but can be the caretaker if needed.]

Ashara Dayne - A Song of Ice and Fire

[starhaunt]

{Either! She is a damn good caretaker, though.}

Ushijima Wakatoshi | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[leftwinger]

[Either role works fine. He's not exactly a warm and caring sort of person, however.]

peter maximoff | x-men cinematic

[quickfingers]

Hope Estheim | Final Fantasy XIII

[dreamsoftomorrow]

[Open to both older and younger Hope]

Cloud Strife | Kingdom Hearts

[sonicblade]

Sara Lance | DCTV

[thecanarylives]

garma zabi | msg & msg: origin

[garma]

[ literally canon... up for either role; military academy era available on request! ]

Mahiru Koizumi | SDR2

[truenoonsyndrome]

[a particularly naggy caretaker.]

Superbi Squalo • KHR

[voi]

(( He's going to be awful in either role. ))

nero | devil may cry (4)

[lonewolfnature]

( Either role. )

Okita Souji | Peacemaker Kurogane

[soujirou]

(( Either role ))

Erwin Smith • Attack on Titan

[ex_dedicateyourheart910]

(( Either role. ))

Lockon Stratos (Neil Dylandy) • Gundam 00

[lockonstratos]

(( Either role, but he's a better caregiver than patient. ))

Remus Lupin (school-age) | Harry Potter

[furryproblem]

[He's great at both getting injured and healing injuries! Also available in older versions!]

Greening "Po" Grandemalion | Graceling Series

[totesafightinggrace]

[Let him heal you?]

Sirius | My Hero Academia

[satelliteradio]

steve rogers | mcu

[icepack]

( either/or! )

David Haller • Legion (Fx)

[immeasurably]

( can be either role. )

Matsuura Kanan | Love Live Sunshine

[rebreathe]

[either role. may or may not come with a handy first aid kit.]

Neil Josten | All For The Game

[callmeneil]