throw it out the window

[toastysocks]

The Defenestration Meme
...it seemed like a good idea at the time.



dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən
noun
the act of throwing a thing or especially a person out of a window: the defenestration of the commissioners at Prague.

- Post with your character.
- Reply to other characters.
- If you need a prompt, hit up the RNG and...

1. You are about to defenestrate yourself. Is this a suicide attempt? Is it merely because you need a quick exit and fortunately the building is only one or two stories tall so it's not that much in the way of defenestration? Well. Either way, you're about to throw yourself out of a window and somebody caught you in the act.
2. You're defenestrating your/someone else's belongings. Is it because it's a messy break-up? Is it a fit of rage? It doesn't matter, because unless someone actively stops you you'll end up defenestrating the contents of the entire room.
3. You're defenestrating/defenestrated a helpless NPC! Or maybe they're not so helpless. They could be an assassin or something.
4. You're defenestrating the person who replied to you! (In the event that person happens to be your long lost brother, your beloved mother, your one true love, or someone equally close to you, you may assume that mind control was involved.)

(...it feels kind of weird to only have only four RNG prompts, but there's only so many ways to throw something out of a window. I mean, really.)

- And kick ass and take names.

Comments

Ezio Auditore | Assassin's Creed | OTA

[dominus]

[ Habitual defenestrate...r? He's going out the window, you're going out the window, w/e. ]

[avvincente]

— I was thinking something with 2, around the time of Leo's stay at the Villa, if that sounded like fun? I'd be happy to start if so!

Parker l Leverage

[dammitparker]

(Going out windows is canon! OTA for gen and M/F for ships, no team unless its Hardison.)

Taako | The Adventure Zone | OTA

[elderflowermacarons]

Daenerys Targaryen • Game of Thrones

[ex_jelmazmo599]

Wolfgang Mozart | Amadeus

[18th_century_rockstar]

soma cruz; castlevania

[soulsteal]

[draculabackwards]

[Even being fairly well invulnerable, window exits to tricky situations are not advised at the best of times.

Unfortunately being chased by giant monsters and running low on magic kind of calls for a bit of a strategic retreat.]

If we both break this with weapons at the same time, it should give.

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin

[preciousbrat]

Frisk | Undertale | OTA

[dustless]

Jackie | Vampire: the Masquerade OC | ota

[talkative]

[Info in journal. Crosscanon welcome.]

Crius Oscius | OC | OTA

[militi]

Cisco Ramon || The Flash || OTA

[goodviberations]

[youcouldbeagod]

Sometimes, working with Team Flash had hazardous consequences. Usually, those were consequences Paco was perfectly capable of handling. Bruises, scrapes, even a cracked or broken rib or two are all manageable, if painful. Sometimes, things are worse than the physical, though. Sometimes they're full-blown meta-induced crazy and a hell of a lot harder to overcome.

He wasn't there when Cisco got whammied, but he's damn sure found himself on the receiving end of some kind of emotional manipulation that has led to some kind of show down in an office building with his much more stably powered doppelganger. All that training is a bad thing when it's turned around on him.

"You know, lovers tiffs are bound to happen," He sidesteps a blast of energy from Cisco and continues, "all the literature says it's a natural part of a relationship," He dodges another one. "but I think this might be going a little overboard." The dramatic motions of his own hands and his still relatively new-found aversion to actually using his powers against Cisco are likely to be his downfall, here.

Dr. Angela 'Mercy' Ziegler ⛨ Overwatch ⛨ OTA

[watching_over_you]

*Sometimes it's the best way to get rid of stress and anxiety.*

casimir netotsi ( original )

[casimir]

( doing the throwing. say goodbye to your things. )

[mislay]

[ For all his posturing, Larus might have been tempted to appreciate exactly what Casimir could do if it hadn't been for the fact everything went to hell an hour into the job.

Getting into the details of how he feeds or his personal tastes isn't something he'd wanted to divulge here, but it's definitely far from their target's, the flavor almost too sour to bear. Still, he hopes Casimir has what he needs because he's either going to rip the guy's throat out or walk away from this has fast as possible now that he's bitten him; distantly, he thinks it's because he can still remember the sweetness of Egil's blood. It throws his appetite off, his mood going with it, and by the time he's wiping at his mouth, ready to spit out everything he's just swallowed, the den they're in practically explodes with violent energy. This much is clear: it's a territory war. Humans being petty over something so stupid has him aggravated, but he keeps his cool regardless, wondering why he couldn't have pretended to bite Casimir -- at least he smells a lot better in comparison -- while he'd done whatever he had to do. Larus understands the reasoning, of course, but that doesn't mean he can't be mad about it, searching Casimir out and grabbing his arm. ]

Let's go this way. Keep your head down. [ He knows he could take care of himself, but that doesn't mean anything if a wayward bullet slams itself into his skull. So, he guides him a few floors up, taking out at least two or three idiots with guns, and the screams grow quieter the higher they go. Larus can hear it though, the death around them and under them, and his grip on Casimir's arm tightens as they stumble their way into a small room about three stories up. There's really no where to go in there, and he's distantly aware of the people sweeping each floor, killing any who aren't their own. He'll be pissed about this after it's over, but for now, Larus practically tears the latch off the only window before he's throwing it open. ] We'll talk about this later.

[ And without much ceremony, he picks Casimir up and jumps just as the door is kicked open. ]

Mark "Rent Boy" Renton | Trainspotting

[nolongerconstipated]

 

Owen Shaw | Fast and the Furious movies

[badluckwithplanes]

You asked for it...

[assholic]

[It was one of those things that just happened, which around her, happened a fuckload of a lot. This whole quest to figure out what was wrong with him, how to fix it, it had landed them in some shady places around some shady people. Which was her average day ending in 'y', really. But then there were guns being pulled and that was a little out of the norm for her. Bullets were flying and she wasn't Luke, and whatever Owen might have now, he wasn't bulletproof. They were on the twelfth floor of a building they'd broken into, trying to get more intel on what she'd thought was a small underground ring when she'd called him in, and all the doors were blocked.

Plaster exploded over her head, raining white crumbles and dust down on her, and she cursed as she looked over at Shaw, who was also peppered with white. But it was all white, no red. That was something she could live with.

Grabbing him, she pulled him to her, looking over at the window, then back at the bursts of gunfire coming from the doors and hallways.]

Hold on!

[She didn't have time to register if he'd heard her, because she was looping an arm around his upper body and holding on herself. When there was a small window of quiet as they reloaded, she lifted him up with her and ran for the window.

She threw a twisted bit of metal frame at it, breaking it before she went through it, jumping out into the open air with him. Then all the way down twelve stories.]

sam wilson | mcu

[exoseven]

( i mean, you could throw him out, but he does keep a pretty nice set of wings. )

[talkative]

[Well, he has superstrength and might just opt to toss an opponent out of a window. Would you be up for crosscanon?]

Rappa | My Hero Academia

[surroundedbyquality]

[explodosafe]

((Hi! Wanna play a messy meeting again or re-match?))

Matt Murdock | Daredevil

[blindstrike]

[Prose preferred]

Danny Rand | MCU

[punchthemagicdragon]

Loki | MCU | OTA

[mischiefandice]

[He'd survive it, unfortunately.]

Majima Goro | Yakuza 0

[hannya]

[must be Tuesday]

apollo ( the authority )

[solarcharged]

tifa lockhart | final fantasy vii/ac | ota

[amemoryorus]

Inquisitor Lavellan | Dragon Age Inquisition

[stumbledfromtheashes]

marv | sin city

[hardgoodbye]

[ it may or may not be him or you going through the window... ]