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[metalhusband]

You lied about cat netflix!

Aggron, of course!

[sarcatsm]

No I didn't.

I personally like Gengar.

[metalhusband]

You totally did!

Gengar's ok. Mimikyu is a better ghost type though.

[sarcatsm]

I told you what it was, a laser dot on the tv screen. What else would cat netflix be?

Mimikyu is cute, but Gengar is a classic.

Abra is also pretty nice too. Being able to teleport away from any stupid situation. Pretty convenient.

[metalhusband]

Where cats watch t.v.? One of my class mates told me that their cats have a special YouTube video they watch... of mice?

Classics are alright.

I'm kind of a fan of Primeape. The fighting types are kinda like Street Fighters, aren't they?

[sarcatsm]

If they have tv for people like you of course they'd have tv for cats.

Primeape? I was sure you'd be more of a fan of Machamp instead.

[metalhusband]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean???

Machamp is a close second! But.. you see... Primeape's fists are cute?

[sarcatsm]

Don't worry about it!

Oh.

[oh no that's Cute.]

Okay, that's a valid reason.

If you could be any pokemon which one would you be? Not your favorites, just one you think is the most like you.

[metalhusband]

TELL ME!!!! DON'T BE A COWARD! TELL ME!!!!

[there's a pause.]

Lucario!

[sarcatsm]

[ignoring that first part...]

Lucario?

I think I can see that.

Not Steelix?

[metalhusband]

Steelix is like a close second but you gotta evolve from Onix first. I'm not really a ground type.

What about you? Are you Persian?

[sarcatsm]

I guess that would be more suitable for Kirishima than you...

Only if it's Alolan Persian. My natural color is purple, after all.

[metalhusband]

Nah, Kirishima is like. A Sandslash.

Well, duh. Plus it's got that fuckin face just like your fuckin face.

[sarcatsm]

Wha

Are you calling me fat??? What the hell does that mean??

[metalhusband]

No?

I'm calling you a big ol bitch

LOOK AT IT'S DUMB FUCKIN FACE AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT A SMUG ASS BITCH.

[sarcatsm]

[gGHJGHJGJ fuck everything else HE'S NOT CUTE ANYMORE]

I am not a bitch of any size!

And it is not! It has a very sweet face! What the hell is wrong with you??

[metalhusband]

It's what you get for saying I watch Baby Einsteins!!!!!

[sarcatsm]

Call me a bitch again and I'll make sure the entire school knows you watch Baby Einsteins!

[metalhusband]

B I T C H

[sarcatsm]

Come say that to my face, you baby bastard!

[metalhusband]

FINE I WILL

WHAT'S YOUR ROOM NUMBER

[sarcatsm]

403!!!

I'm going to ruin you.

[metalhusband]

[Three minutes later, there is loud, angry knocking outside her door.]

OPEN UP!!

[sarcatsm]

[she makes him wait, taking her sweet time in closing her textbooks before coming over to open the door.

crossing her arms over her chest she frowns up at him.]

Oh look, it's Baby Einstein.

[metalhusband]

LOOK! IT'S BARBIE.

[that doesn't make sense but whatever. he just sizes her up, glaring down at her.]

SEE? YOU'RE MAKING THE FACE.