the defenestration meme.

[riyuji]

The Defenestration Meme
...it seemed like a good idea at the time.



de·fen·es·tra·tion
noun

the act of throwing a thing or especially a person out of a window: the defenestration of the commissioners at Prague.

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1. You are about to defenestrate yourself. Is this a suicide attempt? Is it merely because you need a quick exit and fortunately the building is only one or two stories tall so it's not that much in the way of defenestration? Well. Either way, you're about to throw yourself out of a window and somebody caught you in the act.
   
2. You're defenestrating your/someone else's belongings. Is it because it's a messy break-up? Is it a fit of rage? It doesn't matter, because unless someone actively stops you you'll end up defenestrating the contents of the entire room.
   
3. You're defenestrating/defenestrated a helpless NPC! Or maybe they're not so helpless. They could be an assassin or something.
   
4. You're defenestrating the person who replied to you! (In the event that person happens to be your long lost brother, your beloved mother, your one true love, or someone equally close to you, you may assume that mind control was involved.)
   
5. Come up with your own scenario!

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Katherine || Catherine || ota

[dooms_bride]

Spencer Shay | iCarly

[3daydropout]

2

[lures]

[ SPENCER

THE GIFT YOU GAVE HER SET HER COAT ON FIRE ]

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4

[galacticpunted]

2

[ex_pirouetted330]

[ casually kicks the bike closer to the window. ]

I keep telling you: The bike is a mess!!

Leon | BBC Merlin

[thekingsdog]

4... this is canon......

[ex_patriotically156]

Don't make me tell you again.

[ tough luck, sir leon. ]

mycroft holmes | sherlock

[notelegrams]

[ ...not entirely unexpected of his office in Prague. ]

2 oh ok your userpic even fits this 8U idek...

[selfportrait]

Now, let's not be hasty. Put down the cameraphone, Mr. Holmes. We can still broker a deal.

Supernatural | Castiel

[bbinatrenchcoat]

[ lol good luck ]

Two, maybe?

[hunting_trip]

[Yep. That's it. He's finally snapped. Fourth floor in a hotel, Sam's flipped out and gone, and he's alone for about ten seconds before it all just hits him.

Fuck this hotel. Fuck the apocalypse. Fuck death, and leviathans, and saving the world. Fuck. It. All.

The T.V. is the first to go, hurtled through the wide glass window, shattering it on impact. It falls four stories and hits the ground. Things are ripped off the dressers, the lamp goes next. Hurls chairs into walls, destroys the room until there isn't anything left. And then just... stops. Stares at it all.

Outside the hotel window and forty feet below, the alley is filled with furniture and glass, and not a soul seems to care.]

rinoa heartilly | ffviii

[ex_pirouetted330]

Flynn Rider | Tangled

[chasingadaydream]

Doctor Ivo Robotnik ◒ AoStH

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

[shakeeverything]

[There's no warp gate. Clearly, there has to be one, but Marina can't quite figure out to get to it. So, she's doing what she does best: THROWING THINGS. In this case, she's hurling anything she can get her hands on out the window, giving some of them a hearty shake, before tossing them.]

Shake, shake! ...Huh. Nothing...!

[Well, there goes a robot.]

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi | Tiger & Bunny

[teamdad]

2

[star_student]

Just what do you think you're doing?

Sheena Fujibayashi | Tales of

[failsassin]

Kara Zor-El | DC Comics

[postcrisis]

4

[azulescarabajo]

Kara--why don't we slow down a minute and not throw me out the window?

_{[Jaime is clinging to the inside of the building with hands, feet, and maybe a few spare appendages from Khaji.]}

Please?

Kakeru Manabe | Fruits Basket

[callmeshou]

3

[faults]

[Defenseless maid NPC in the room was trying to clean the mess there, and ended up stressing your sister out so much she was shoved out the nearest exit.

Yup.

Hey it's all good, there's a balcony outside the open window, no worries.]

loki | marvel movieverse

[delusionaldreams]

(( well. ))

Sherlock Holmes // BBC's Sherlock

[deduce]

2!!

[lusciously]

[ in lucius' hand is the final evidence of sherlock holmes' case: a video tape; he stands on a balcony, the ground very far down. ]

Mister Holmes.

Fay | Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

[stolenname]

sherlock holmes / sherlock holmes (2009) / ota

[deductions]

CAN WE SAY: REICHEEEEENBACCCCH?

Kane Suzrou → Original Character

[unheroic]

eames / inception / ota

[forging]

cameron mezzanotte / oc / ota

[vafanculo]

Re: cameron mezzanotte / oc / ota

[this_is_the_captain]

_

mary morstan / sherlock holmes (2009) / ota

[besotten]

[[ I think i'm funny hahaha ]]

4 → this is your fault

[lusciously]

[ muggle. in his home? blasphemy. he points his walking stick towards her, and an open window. ]

I do not allow invaders in my home.

[ especially her kind. ]

Conan Edogawa | Detective Conan

[modernholmes]

One wonders if Heiji is in town.

Sherlock Holmes || Sherlock (BBC)

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

junpei ; 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors

[wellorganized]

3

[paradigms]

[Look at her, look at her throw some lady out the window of the boat. She hated her anyway, being involved in the Nonary Game from nine years prior.

You saw nothing. Smile, tee hee, next victim? 'Cept it won't be you, Jumpy. Just believe that cute smile.]

locke lamora ; the gentleman bastard sequence

[cleverer]