Sex Grab Bag Meme

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Sex Grab Bag Meme

✖ Post a comment with your character's name, fandom, and if you have any particulars re: who can poke. In the comment, please note anything you're not okay with. Oh yeah~ powers and abilities don't in this mysterious white space!

✖ Once somebody's replied to you, RNG (min 1, max 12) for the scenario! The scene and all of its subsequent effects will kick in immediately.

1 - You've been locked in a really nice-looking wedding suite, with a huge bed and a lavish bathroom and all - the both of you may or may not be in tuxes and/or dresses (yes, just because you're a guy doesn't mean you won't be in a dress). Until you fuck, that door's not opening. There are also some innocent looking chocolates and champagne on the table, in case you're looking for a (aphrodisiac) wonderful surprise. If you wait around long enough, the air vents will happily oblige anyway.
2 - Nothing special, really. You're just both hot for each other. Really, really, really, REALLY hot for each other. And you don't know why.
3 - Nothing special here either, except for the fact that if you're with someone you hate, you hate him/her so much you want to fuck them against the wall. And if you're with someone you don't know, you want to fuck them against the wall too. Hard.
4 - Suddenly, you're both in a closet. There's a note with a single line: "get busy for seven minutes, and love every second of it)". The door will not budge, no matter what you do. ...Unless you start very familiar with each other and liking it. It's possible if you wait long enough the closet will be flooded with aphrodisiac to encourage that.
5 - The original poster has suddenly been tied up. How (position, be it some good old cowboy tricks or fancy shibari), with what (chains, handcuffs, rope...) and where (to a wall, on the floor, on a mysteriously appearing piece of furniture). And you both feel the inexplicable need to get fucked or go at it with someone like rabbits. Which is good, because the locks aren't opening until you do
6 - Same as #5, except the commenter's the one who's been trussed up. ♥
7 - One or both of you feel the sudden, desperate need to get off, not necessarily with anyone, just...off. No matter what you do, you'll find it's just not coming on your own. You're going to need someone else's help if you ever want to finish.
8 - You're in a room full of toys, tailored for the two of you. Until you try them all--on you or on the other person with you--the door isn't opening.
9 - The only thing that will prevent the end of all life, and maybe the destruction of all matter, is you and the other person with you having sex. If that's not encouragement enough, try the chocolate.
10 - You two were specifically chosen to have sex for an audience, whether live or on camera, either by political pressure, blackmail, or brute force, apparently you're stuck with it. Get friendly.
11 - Roll for two options.
12 - Player's choice~ feel free to negotiate, guys, just be nice!

Comments

Natasha Stark | Marvel 3490/MCU

[geniusnotclever]

River Song | Doctor Who | ota

[hullo_sweetie]

Heine Rammsteiner | DOGS | het

[stray_dog]

[not so much 8 though]

1

[fatalitykisser]

[How this happened, Yoko really couldn't remember. Especially since she was dressed up in a poofy, white wedding gown with some random stranger dressed up in a tux. Much to her displeasure she had tried to bust the door down--she even dug around for a pistol but came up with nothing. The whole thing was starting to get to be irritable.

Yoko finally gives up after pushing, picking the door knob, and other various ways she could think of to escape and sits down on the bed. She sighs loudly and fusses with undoing her hair in the elaborate bun.]

This is ridiculous. Why are we even locked up in here anyway?

Yukina | Yu Yu Hakusho | Open to All

[crylittlesister]

[Information for those who are unfamiliar with the canon is here, NSFW headcanon here.]

9

[fingerbangingood]

The world will end...if we don't do this?

[Yusuke scratches his head, still questioning all of this. How this happened and memories of before seemed to shatter when those words were brought up, and Yukina was before him. None of this seemed logical at all.]

This is beginning to sound like a porno. A bad one too.

Toya | Yu Yu Hakusho | m/m

[foolishbattlingbastard]

Ulala Serizawa | Persona 2 | F/M

[facesmashing]

Ky Kiske | Guilty Gear | OTA

[closedcircuit]

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4 | F/M

[tofu_idol]

Naoto Shirogane | Persona 4 | F/M

[shiroganefortune]

Erika Karisawa | Durarara!! | OTA

[rewritereality]

6 + 8?

[himes]

[She wouldn't panic. Haruka didn't know where she was, how she'd gotten there, or why any of this was happening, but she would not grant the person(s) responsible the satisfaction of seeing that.

At the moment, it was relatively easy. The room was clean, well-lit... her wrists just happened to be bound and strung up to the head of bed she lay on. But she was growing more and more uncomfortable, both mentally and physically. Why was she kept waiting like this? Why did the air smell funny? Why was there such a large closet in such an otherwise sparse room?

She wouldn't panic, but frowning with frustration was quite fine.]

Caius Ballad | FFXIII-2 | ota

[prostration]

John Egbert | Homestuck | OTA

[masterprankster]

[Fyi: He's been aged up to 18!]

Akihito Takaba // Viewfinder // M/M

[lovemyviewfndr]

Fai D. Flourite // Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles // M/M

[celes_mage]

Peter Hale | Teen Wolf

[badtouchhale]

6 and then some >3 going prose for this bitch <3

[causticly]

When Stiles came to he couldn't see a goddanm thing. It took him a moment to realize that he was merely blindfolded and he wasn't being held in a pitch black room, mostly because he could see a faint hint of light on the very edge of the blindfold, or that he hadn't actually gone blind. His head and neck is killing him and it was only when he tried to move that he realized his hands were bound behind his back.

He's on the floor, at least, leaning up against something sturdy but sof - a mattress or a chair. The ground is hard beneath his knees where he'd been kneeling and his feet are asleep, tingling pins and needles. Stiles tries to move back but is stopped short when something tugs at his neck. "The fuck," he breathes out and pulls back again, only to once more be stopped.

Oh my god, those sound like chains. Is he chained up? Did he get kidnapped by some weird BDSM cult?!

Jack Vessalius / Pandora Hearts / OTA

[orgelo]

1

[felinephobic]

[One minute Gilbert is walking down a hall and the next, he hears a meow. He doesn't bother to turn around. He knows that there will probably be some devious little fur ball in his wake. Instead, he takes off running down the way in complete panic.

He honestly should be more careful about rushing into peculiar rooms that are located within foreign places. Though taking such precautions would be at the bottom of his list right now as he darts into a wedding suite and slams the door shut. Unaware if anyone is in the room with him because he's attempting to calm himself and catch his breath, he places a single hand against the wall closest to him so he can steady himself.]

Damn cat!

Riley | Pokemon | OTA

[auraletic]

Lord El-Melloi II | Fate/ | OTA

[skinnymandria]

lol 6

[hetairoooyjenkins]

*Rider was pretty certain that he was strong enough to break whatever magical binds Waver could come up with.

From the tough time he's having straining against them, though, it would seem he was wrong. Hold on, he's having to catch his breath.* I-- hnnnng! --could have used something like this in my conquests!

Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis // OTA17+

[commandshumor]

[Only #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7
Men and women both welcome]