Get your gen texts!

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[bestpersonality]

Wow, Jess.

[ That's about all she can say before she puts on the gloves and picks up the gun so creepoid can't try anything. ]

[assholic]

Don't sound so shocked. You knew what you were getting into, Mars.

[bestpersonality]

A girl's gotta pay the bills.

[ But really, Jessica has sort of grown on her. ]

[assholic]

[Jessica rolled her eyes, but in truth, she didn't mind all that much. Veronica wasn't shcmoopy, didn't ask more than she had to, and there was an understanding there of them both having things that had screwed them up and wanting to keep others from suffering the same. That was the one area they didn't pry into in each other's lives, and it was kind of nice having someone that got it without her having to spell it out for them. Besides, V gave as good as she got.]

Wait, you get paid?

[bestpersonality]

Occasionally.

[ They didn't make much money most of the time, but it was enough to keep the lights on and food bought. Probably whiskey in Jessica's case, but Veronica didn't judge her. She understood Jessica more than most did. At least she thought so. ]

[assholic]

Found the loophole. If I stop paying you, you stop coming around. And maybe stop getting shot at. Hey, there's a thought.

[bestpersonality]

You'd miss me too much.

[assholic]

I'd get over it. Hey, I might even get a fish. Name it Mars. Put it on the windowsill.

[bestpersonality]

It wouldn't be the same. Besides, without me around none of your bills would be paid either.

[assholic]

Hey, I paid most of my bills before you fell in my lap. I still have the internet.

[The ones that mattered got paid, Veronica.]

It'd be pretty similar. It'd sit in its little bowl, judging me. Occasionally blurping. Just like you.

[bestpersonality]

Nope, his quips wouldn't be as enjoyable as mine and you wouldn't get a discount at the movies for your 12 year old sister.

[ That last part's a joke, but many people do think Veronica is much younger than she is. ]

[assholic]

But imagine what kind of discounts I could get if I brought a fish in a bowl around and said he was my partner. Cash cow.

[It was the size. Veronica was tiny. Even without super strength, Jessica was sure she could pick her up with one hand.]

[bestpersonality]

But would you remember to feed it?

[ One of the benefits of Veronica, she can feed herself. And do all sorts of other cool tricks. ]

And could said fish get you into some places you normally wouldn't have access to without...certain friends of mine?

[ The FBI database, perhaps. ]

[assholic]

Wouldn't it be even more sad if it was dead? Extra sap points.

[But all snarking aside, she did like having someone around who knew the difference between regular, sarcastic Jessica and something's seriously wrong bitchy Jessica. Veronica seemed to have the same gauges she had, so she didn't take it personally the way others might.

And Malcolm seemed to like her.]

[bestpersonality]

[ Veronica smirks. She knows through all the snark, she's not going anywhere. Few people could put up with Jessica like V could. And few people could put up with V like Jess could. ]

Oh look, cops are here. I guess our uninvited guest there will be leaving.

[assholic]

Good. I wouldn't want to have to wash an extra plate for dinner.

[Another press of her foot for good measure, then she stepped back when there was a knock at her door and the boys in blue came in.]