bakerstreet | The Hooker AU Meme

THE HOOKER AU MEME

CONTENT WARNING for prostitution, crime, dub- to non-con, kink.

INSTRUCTIONS:
1 - Post a comment with your character's name and canon. BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR PREFERENCES, including which role you'd like, what in particular you're interested in playing, etc.
2 - Comment around to others and play threads!
3 - Use Random.Org if you get stuck for ideas.

WHERE? Where do you look for business?
1 - STREET - You wait on the sidewalk, wink at the passing cars, dress yourself in revealing clothing and garish makeup. You don't cost much. Maybe you're desperate, or in debt, or your life fell apart. Maybe you're independent; maybe you have a pimp, and a quota to fill. Either way, you have to work hard for your living.

2 - HOUSE OF PLEASURE - It's a good life, isn't it? You have a place to stay, a roof over your head. You don't even have to leave the House -- or perhaps you're not allowed to. You could have a good madame, or a harsh one; maybe you can pick your clientele, even. If you cater to a certain odd set of tastes, though, you might not have a choice at all.

3 - TEMPLE - It is an act of worship, for you. Of piety. Sex is about fertility, the giving and receiving of energy, a sacred act. When you bed another, it is for the benefit of you both.

4 - IN PRIVATE - You're a call girl. An escort. You go to parties; you know how to speak the language of the rich and famous. You dress well, act confident, and know how to get what you want. You're a valuable companion, and they better be prepared to pay dearly for you, tonight.

5 - OTHER - For anything else you can think of!

WHY? Why are you hiring this particular person?
1 - CURIOSITY. Maybe you're bored, or you have a little extra money to spend, and you're up for a little experimentation.

2 - SECRETS. You need discretion; no one can know that you're cheating on your wife. Money is a good way to keep the both of you quiet.

3 - NEED. There's a desire you have that you can't satisfy any other way. Maybe it's your sexual orientation that you don't want anyone to know. Maybe it's something darker.

4 - THEY MADE ME DO IT. Some well-meaning friends, or business partners, have hired you a hooker for the evening. Better make the most of it.

5 - JUST THE SEX. You don't want the hassle of a relationship. You get your needs taken care of, and that's it.

6 - OTHER. For anything else you can think of!

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Probably the hooker; all options are okay with me. ]

[ She's either faking being the hooker to lure someone in, faking being the client to get alone with someone, or at a really bad, desperate point in her life. ]

[ Can fill either role; all options are fine.

Also available in original universe flavor! ]

Edited 2012-09-15 20:31 (UTC)

[Would be the hooker. Possibly a ninja hooker. That kills you.]

ooc: Can be hooker or pimp. Very high class but willing to do almost anything

(prefer to play hooker. streetwalker or house worker scenario preferred, not opposed to the others. will do most kinks, but nothing involving anything that belongs in the toilet.)

[ I would honestly prefer to play as the hooker, all the options are fine though! ]

[A very expensive hooker]

((OOC: Would you have any particular preferences against Thor? Would you rather do an AU with humans?))

[ I'm cool with humans or gods; pretty much every option is fine! Really, I'm easy. The kinkier the better. ]

[Idea: Clint's doing it for cover for an assassination. Tony is the unwitting client. Some wires might have gotten crossed and either Clint's sent to Tony's room overseas or Tony is actually the assassination target?]

[ I like Tony being the assassination target. I'm sure there'd be some reason to assassinate an arms manufacturer, and it'd be interesting to see if Clint got to the point where he'd make a different call.

Neither of them working for SHIELD? Or one or the other? ]

[We could go with a mistake, with maybe AIM hacked into Clint's orders from SHIELD? He could think Fury sent him to take out Tony. Tony probably deserves it anyhow. He's a creeper. Or this could be just before the Civil War. Or after. Tony is the scapegoat for that. OR we could do pre-SHIELD for Clint and pre-Iron Man for Tony?]

[Either role is fine by me. Prefer the build up to the actual smut]

Edited 2012-09-15 21:27 (UTC)

[ How about Clint-who-never-joined-SHIELD and Tony-as-Iron-Man? ]

[Hooker preferred but could go either way]

Edited 2012-09-15 21:28 (UTC)

[Hooker would be most fun but it's totally in character for him to be buying]

Edited 2012-09-15 21:29 (UTC)

Back again, Mr. Grayson?

Stark's idea seemed sound. An obsession is easily gotten over with distraction, especially the distraction that the man of iron suggested. Thor's first thought had been Jane. Jane and her soft arms and warm, fragrant body had been a good option until she grew sore and unhappy.

One can not expect a small human woman to satisfy -- much less distract -- the Thunderer for very long.

Having returned to what is now Avengers Tower with a long face and a sadness still caused by the wounds of his brother, Stark allowed him use of his training rooms and his porn collection and enough alcohol to kill a hobo before turning him out with an address in hand to a place that could satisfy his needs better. Why settle for one human woman when he could have several?

Dressed as Stark commanded in a suit, hair tied back, Thor stands in the parlor of this 'cat house' and frowns. "I do not understand," he mentions to the Madam as he glances at the line up of scantily clad women in front of him. "I had been led to believe that this was a home of cats."

She glances at him and laughs, clapping her hands. The women disappear and a line of men appear instead. Still not cats. Thor is still confused. He is just about ready to demand the meaning of this when he spots...

Him.

Well, what can I say? The service here is great.

(I'm open to pretty much everything esp option 4; aus and not. Anything canon-ish, however, would probably be a sting set up or something similar.)

Edited 2012-09-15 21:34 (UTC)

{up for either role. all options look good but I especially like 2, 3 and 4 in the first section. het or slash is cool.}

[You gots it!

Tony's annoyed. The escort was suppose to be here half an hour ago. Tall. Blond. Leggy. Just how he likes them. Though he's gone for a twist from his usual. Sometimes he just likes a little bit of male company. They give the best head.

Anyhow, that was the order. He glances again at his watch. He's on his second bottle of wine. Don't they realize he's not in Paris for his health?

Who comes to Paris for their health?

When the knock comes to the door, Tony almost decides not to answer it. And when he does, when he spots the pin on this man's lapel, he really wishes he hadn't. Now he's obligated to pay.

"Not what I ordered."

[Roy throws his head back in an easy, open laugh.]

I'm starting to think you like me or something. What'll it be tonight?

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The Hooker AU Meme

Clint Barton / MCU / OTA

Selina Kyle/Catwoman | DC Live Action | ota

Loki Odinson / MCU human AU, details on profile / OTA

Toya | Yu Yu Hakusho | m/m pref

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Link | Zelda: OoT/MM | OTA

Yuffie Kisaragi | FFVII: AC | ota

Loki | mcu | m/m

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Dick Grayson | Batman | OTA

Fenrir | Norse Mythology | OTA

no subject

Crowley | Good Omens | OTA

Gaius Maecenas | Rome | OTA

Damn you for making me pull this journal out.

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I'm not sorry, I'm not sorry at all.

Phillipa Coulson (rule!63) • MCU • het

Loki | MCU

no subject

also screw rolling numbers we don't need no numbers