No one expects the...unexpected?

[atyourservices]

The Unexpected Couples Meme

Saying: If it fits, it ships. The Challenge: Respond to everyone who tags you, no matter how unexpected, crazy, or mismatched the characters are. Play a ship. How To: Comment with your character and preferences, using only the barest minimum of preferences. Others reply to you. Your characters are now a couple. The more random, the better. Status quo is not allowed. Ideas/Prompts: The First Meeting How They Got Together How Others Respond to their Couple Status Their Dating/Lack Thereof How They Deal with Being Reunited After a Long Separation Arguing Making Up Jealousy How's Your Sex Life? Breaking Up Into the Future

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Eöl | The Silmarillion

[eol]

[Shipping him with anyone (even his canon wife) is unexpected. He's that horrible.]

Re: Eöl | The Silmarillion

[outwards]

[not here for shipping but I very much approve of your little blurb

but also. Would you be interested in a thread with Aredhel or Maeglin in some non-shipping meme?]

Ethan / Teen Wolf / M/M

[hatesmath]

(Just saying but how unexpected was Ethan/Jackson?)

[mademistakes]

(very unexpected.)

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin | M/M |

[preciousbrat]

Wolfgang Mozart | Amadeus | OTA

[18th_century_rockstar]

Grace Ford | OC | M/F

[barre_none]

mantis | gotg vol 2 | f/m

[innerbeauty]

[ calling all fellow trainwrecks. ]

[magpiemythos]

[Did someone say trainwrecks would you also accept trashfires]

Dr. Angela 'Mercy' Ziegler ⛨ Overwatch ⛨ OTA

[watching_over_you]

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf

[mademistakes]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

[adderalfueled]

belle. beauty and the beast (2017). f/m

[uglydress]

[ Open to just about anything you can brew.

I love assumed CR, crossovers (♥ ♥ ♥), convoluted scenarios, combustive attraction, bickering, first time, culture differences, ingenue/gruff, worldly man, inhuman characters, Beauty and the Beast dynamics because duh, uncomfortable sex, creativity due to said uncomfortable or awkward sex (ie, dick's too big to fit, better wow with stellar oral sex), partners eager to please, arranged marriage AU, fairy tale/fantasy settings, magic, passionate reunions, redoing first times that didn't go so well. sneaky trysts, orgasming to exhaustion, risk of discovery, emotions spilling out in private, meaningful communication via sex, and much, much more.

Ridiculously into Tolkienverse (dwarves yes pls), ASOIAF/GOT, HP (my kingdom for a Newt Scamander or Lupin), and MCU right now and equally into AUing Belle to fit in any of them, but check out my slightly embarrassing dream list of shit I'd like to play. ]

jughead | riverdale | ota

[leftofcenter]

from one canon with murder, teens, and investigation to another

[billhook]

[ Most people wouldn't consider going to the garbage dump a date. That's well enough; this isn't a date. Of course it's not. But, in the end, the results are the same: somehow, Rena Ryuguu, mistress of all things cute, broken, and cutely broken had convinced someone - namely, Jughead - to accompany her out to the junkyard while she scavenges for something she'd like to give a new home. To her, this place is a treasure trove of items looking for a new lease on life. Who wouldn't want to sift through so much potential?

Speaking of potential, there is probably a picnic lunch at stake here. It'd been a promise to be fulfilled at some point, maybe even now given how she's finally approaching back over a mountain of broken toasters, discarded pots and pans, and particularly precarious busted, possibly stolen, shopping carts.

At the precipice of a trash cliff, she waves to get his attention. ]

Look, over here!

Barbie Roberts | Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse | ota

[bewhoyouwannabe]

[yes, that barbie. you ever wanted the perfect girlfriend? look no further.]

Re: Barbie Roberts | Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse | ota

[made_pretty]

(...I should not offer you a crazy blonde...)

Leonardo | Ninja Turtles | m/f

[leonardoleads]

(Kind of my speciality with Leo.)

Rose Tyler | Doctor Who | OTA

[jeopardyfriendly]

Yoko Sakaki | Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc V | OTA

[bikerqueen]

[Look her husband has been AWOL for three years and she has a weakness for cute things. Give her a break.]

(aunt) may parker | spider-man/mcu | f/m

[benjaminbutton]

[ Help me achieve my dream of Cool Aunt May vs. the Marvel Universe. And by "vs." I mean dating. Or fucking. Or both. Idk I'm weird and thirsty and unafraid to own my dumb ideas.

I'm open to all characters in the Marvel worlds, regardless of alliance, species, etc and relation, tbh. Down with fluff, kink, whatever you'd like.

I have p. much no limits except for my limited ability to take things seriously. ]

[magpiemythos]

[Here to help fill up that bingo card and well I figure why the hell not see how this mess would go if you're down for it?]

Delilah | OC | F/F

[made_pretty]

Tohru | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid | F/F

[maid_dragon]

Jessica Jones | Defenders | ota

[selectiveconscience]

Ami Mizuno || Sailor Moon || OTA

[mizunosenshi]

Oliver Queen / Green Arrow | Arrowverse | m/m

[something_else]

Kyoko Sakura | Puella Magi Madoka Magica | OTA

[prayed]

ariadne | greek myth | ota

[holdsthethread]

[here, have a disillusioned woman who's a little bitter about her situation, intelligent, and knows her way around a maze or two. have fun!]

*waves!*

[thespaewife]

[How do you feel about semi-canonical deeply weird Arthurian witches? :D?]

Naminé | Kingdom Hearts

[lethechained]

[ F/M, no smut. ]

Jaffar | Fire Emblem Blazing Sword | m/m (or castmates)

[learningtohuman]

[noblebeil]

[i'll have to brush up a bit on my fe7, but are you up for a hector?]