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Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

The MILF/DILF MEME
(or the age difference meme)

Society values youth and, admittedly, for good reason. It's a sign of health and vitality; psychologically, it represents unburdened potential and boundless energy. But there's something to be said for wisdom that comes through age and from creating life. Plus, current science says that the sexual peak may be later than we actually think.

Today, we're celebrating those who've either lived enough into adulthood to have a child, or as they're coloquially known - the MILFS and DILFS. Just because you've had a kid, (potentially) settled down, and are all "responsible" doesn't mean you can't have a little fun. The staff has worked hard on providing a proper environment: either a. a suburban neighborhood, b. a facsimile of your character's canon(s), or c. a nebulous AU of your choosing. The young guys and gals will do the rest.

My character isn't a MILF or a DILF, but I want to play them as such! No problem! Feel free to AU and age up. The meme is also left open ended enough that those without kids can be the "older" parties; given the average age of the characters usually played, qualify for the "older" party means being mid-to-late twenties at least, with the ideal minimum being 27-30. Play it fast and loose with everything and throw in other kinks as need be!

What's the Story?

Cougars? You're not being satisfied in your current relationship, but there's something about this youthful person that gets your fire started. It may be wrong, you might feel guilty, but you want some relief, and they could give it to you. Now, to get their attention...

The One Thing You Can't Have? The shoe's on the other foot, and you're the younger party jonesing for that hot, experienced MILF/DILF. Problem is, they think you're just a kid! They won't give you the time of day at all. Can you prove that you're not the little boy that you used to be, you're all grown up and you're begging Stacy please -

Mommy and Daddy Kink? No one's here to play Freud, but sometimes, lacking a role models early in life can seek someone looking for them later, searching for someone who can give them love, pampering, or discipline.

It Would Be My Honor to be Your New Step Father: Uh-oh. The MILF/DILF you're seeing? They're your friends mom or dad! That's likely to put a strain on the relationship.

MILF or DILF to Be: They're not a MILF or DILF yet, but you're about to change that. The obligatory "unsafe sex" or "impregnation" option. Can be part of an insidious plot to make the younger party your "little wife/husband" too!

In the Family? Nobody knows you quite like your own family, so maybe that older relative, parent, or sibling can set you on the right path.

Ageplay? The difference in your ages is the point, and it's what turns you on. The two of you are sure to bring it up and play it up often.

Curiosity? You're tired of people who are immature, or you want to relive earlier days. It's just for fun!

Hot for Teacher? Parents aren't the only ones in positions of power.

Illegal? The younger party is young enough for this to be a danger.

Blackmail? I'm sure your spouse would love to see this...on a porno website! But youngsters can be blackmailed, too. Your naughty ways could be exposed, and what would everyone think of someone so dirty?

Same Age? You're both mature, you can do this. Still, you want to know you've still got it.

When posting, feel free to mention your preferences in the comment, or use the form below:

Name:
Age:
Older or Younger Party?: If you want people the in same age range or bracket or whatever as your character, you can say that, too!
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In:
Yes:
No:
A Brief Description of this Character:

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well, this was bound to happen, right?

Name: Robert
Age: canon is ambiguous, I've put him at mid/late-40s.
Older or Younger Party?: older
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: Robert treats one night stands as just that and relationship development is basically impossible once the deed is done, which is either good for meaningless sex or some angst plots. otherwise a younger party pining and them trying to manage that or just something accidental would be cool to explore. threads don't have to be smut either, in fact I'd find that quite interesting if managed or was a plot point.
Yes: basically anything, except...
No: Cougar (Robert is unlikely to seek out significantly younger people first), MILF/DILF To Be, In The Fam, Underage (his daughter is 25, it might break his brain), or Blackmail
A Brief Description of this Character: rough and raw conspiracy theorist survival dad who likes movies, pineapple on pizza, whiskey, knives, and his dog Betsy. hates small talk or talking at all, generally. the extent of his social life is hitting up the bar. have fun!

also AUs are cool if you've got one, pitch it to me.

Edited 2017-08-22 17:51 (UTC)

Care to have another knife enthusiast whose most-common verbal response is silence? ~~He's kind of a retired killer, though...~~

Since Jaffar's age isn't really determined much in-canon at all, I don't mind aging him up beyond my default late 20s-mid-thirties range.

You've said all of the magic words. I'm cool with huge or minor age gaps so you can choose whatever age for your guy. You can lob a starter at me, I'll pick up likely anything you put down!

To say that Jaffar doesn't bond well with people is an understatement of the year. For him, who had a persistent sense of nothingness, it was almost a rude wake-up call for him to develop the capacity for emotion, for fear in particular.

Not for himself - never for himself. An ex-assassin like him deserves no mercies. But for Nino, the little girl in his care whom he promised to use the rest of his life to protect. Eventually, she'd leave, as all adults do, but to be able to protect her as long as she needs him to is an honor in itself. For now, she's 14, and enjoying school that doesn't center around how to best throw a fireball to immolate people who would hurt her.

It's why he fled with her under the cover of darkness in order to establish a peaceful life. One where his reputation as the Angel of Death, and hers as a fledgling member of the Four Fangs, doesn't matter. Where Jaffar lost the ability to be raised in a wholesome way, at least Nino has that chance.

In any case, for the present moment, Jaffar has a dilemma: the world is a very awkward, weird place, and the only person who seems to have some sense of, well sense is the rugged guy named Robert.

And he stinks of alcohol.

Nino had said that finding friends roughly his own age would be good. But "friends" is akin to a word that he really still doesn't understand yet. He sure did say he was best friends with Nino, but in the end, whatever that means is beyond any other words. Their bond is one forged through first a whim of fate, and then blood of those who would try to kill them. Something like this probably can't compare.

But for this guy, Robert, all he has is a bland sense of curiosity (which is pretty amazing in itself for him. Someone pat him on the back for having a new feeling to sort through,) and a sense of confusion to be taken to a seedy bar, of all places. Whatever this is, it's evolved into Jaffar trying to figure out how to handle alcohol (it's strong, and it burns his tongue and throat unpleasantly,) and showing off one of the twin knives that he carries around to this day. The blade itself is longer than the height of his head, with an edge that can split a hair in half with relative ease. The rest of it is stained red, due to how it was created. It certainly makes past blood stains look quite at home on it (it's clean, though.)

He lets Robert hold it, to feel it out, without really hesitating, and without saying a word. A dagger can tell a lot about itself just by being held. Or so, that's how Jaffar thinks.

It seems like a good idea, somehow. Besides, it's not like he can't defend himself. He still has that blade's twin at his right hip, and a third, smaller knife tucked in a hilt that's tied to his calf.

She is all about the stubble. Which surprises her, really, because it's been just chance that a lot of the guys she's slept with haven't had much facial hair. They certainly haven't had those little glints of silvery white in their beard. Ginny keeps staring at it when it catches the light, keeps touching the hinge of Robert's jaw and right in front of his ear where the silver gathers most, to the point that he playfully turns his head and sucks on her fingers.

So fine, alright, she'll stop for a minute if he's going to do that. She just throws her head back with a laugh, sighs, and leans back more against his couch to give him room.

He's shirtless pretty soon. Honestly, that seems to be almost his single-minded goal - he reaches under Ginny's shirt almost immediately, too. Not that she minds. She helps take her own shirt off, bra collecting on the floor immediately afterwards. Each time his right forefinger rubs against her collarbone or her ribs she feels a slight bump. When Ginny grabs his wrist to drag her teeth along it, she gets a glance at his finger and sees the reason why: a little jagged scar. He's got plenty, honestly, but she'd never given thought to the way all those little decisions and slips from him might translate into something that literally affected how he felt to other people.

Huh. That feels like a hell of a heavy-handed metaphor.

It's not any one thing he does, Ginny will realize later. He's not inattentive, while he's got his mouth dragging across her breast. He's the very opposite, as he settles between her legs and kisses a trail down her stomach.

But Ginny watches him nose at the edge of her jeans and then she's sitting up underneath him. He's already got his belt off, his own jeans open, and the fact that they're halfway down his hips but not actually off him is not going to make him sitting up again easier, but Ginny plants one hand on the couch and the other just-- reaches out and goes for his face again.

This time, it's with fingers flat against his cheek, this time it's to cup his face and turn it back towards hers instead of pointed at her hips. "Hey-- wait a second."

There's an almost fevered glaze to Robert's eyes, like a man incapable of making sound decisions. They haven't been drinking, Ginny knows it's not that, but there's more than one way to convince yourself to give in to habits that you know aren't good for you.

Usually she gives people a certain long leash on which to go make questionable decisions. Coping mechanisms are there for a reason. You can't just rip them from someone cold turkey.

But this is different. This is about her, too, and her and Robert - they know each other pretty well, by now. Or at least they've put in a lot of time towards this. They've clicked well - that's why this is happening.

"This is great, just--" But that's also why Ginny has to interrupt this. "Are you okay, Robert?"

To Robert, the question, 'are you okay?' is like asking someone who is trying to not be upset, 'what's wrong?' It's one of those triggers that sits on dry wood, a fuel that is all to easy to catch fire.

Robert feels his face being pulled up, hears Ginny ask him to pause, and his mind is absolutely nowhere -- until she asks him that. 'Are you okay, Robert?'

Is he okay? His brow wrinkles, confused and unbalanced. It's a question you ask when something's wrong. Fuck, when is he ever okay? Never, but that's the new baseline. It becomes the new 'okay,' and not being fine stops being the problem.

So, what. What did Robert manage to fuck up now?

He moves to sit up. "What?" It doesn't come out as sharply defensive as would be expected, but Ginny has his genuine confusion to thank for that dampening of his attitude. "Why're you asking me that?" If you think that's a question Robert is going to answer easily and immediately upon being asked, think again.

This isn't going to be an easy conversation. It's just that Ginny is more concerned with getting this right than with having a quiet evening. Because she'd like to have the opportunity for this again, in the future.

Robert sits up and off of her, towards the end of her couch, and Ginny plants her elbow a bit better and leverages up, too. She's still shirtless and makes no move to cover her breasts or reach for her clothes, just leans her side against the back of the couch, entire body tilted towards Robert.

"Because you look like someone who's looking for a distraction." Ginny starts, feeling like someone walking out on a tightrope. She's never had the best balance, always just relied on being able to catch herself during the fall. "And that's not wrong, but I just wanted to-- check in. Make sure we're on the same page about what that means."

(M/F and can be played anywhere from 21-23 depending on canon point. Canon through the crossover but am current on canon. Otherwise looking for general older man/younger lady.)

(can be the older or with someone the same age who needs a reminder they are hot? I'm good with anything.)

OOC: How would Tony cope with a mathematical genius intern who's fond of short skirts, high heels, and in her own words is done with teenage boys?

Name: Jaffar (AKA Angel of Death)
Age: not outright stated; assumed late-twenties.
Older or Younger Party?: Either
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: I guess Hot for Teacher would be fun? Not super feeling anything, though. So let's wildcard it up!
Yes: Slow burn (especially for someone like this guy!), kink, knifeplay (dude tends to carry no fewer than 2. No more than 3. And a vulnerary.) Awkward shit.
No: Pregnancy things, illegal, incest prompts

A Brief Description of this Character: Found by a jerkass named Nergal as a baby, dead asleep atop a pile of corpses. He was then raised to be unfeeling in every way, and basically has very little sense of choosing things to do or act on other than instinct. Known as the Angel of Death, he is a formidable assassin.

He can, however, actually have a little girl he's decided to mutually raise (combat for her, emotional growth for him,) and include her. Because of her, he has actually started to uncover his capacity to feel, which only makes him all the more protective of her.

Note to Ninos: I don't ship them unless she's 18 or older. I also totally am for straight up family that is more like brother-sister.

Name: Reinhardt Wilhelm
Age: 61
Older or Younger Party?: MORE LIKE GILF
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: I'd love to explore some hero worship, perhaps teacher/student sort of deal with the younger party looking up to him and crushing on him
Yes: pretty much anything not below
No: In the Family, Illegal. Please no one below age of consent.
A Brief Description of this Character: tanky knight with a strong moral compass. Everyone's hot grandpa. He's a giant ham and proud of that fact. He's also a big damn hero, in every sense of the word

[ Also I'm blanking on a starter... orz ]

[ Senior Date. That was what Brigitte called it. The girl had said that she had signed him up for the dating app because she had been sick and tired of seeing him moping around and lonely. He needed to get out there and start dating. He was still handsome and he still had so much to give so why not get himself out there and maybe start dating ladies again.

He had been unsure of it but the girl had never really led him wrong before so he had accepted it. Even let her set up his profile and set up a blind date for him.

He was to wait for her at a restaurant. He had a white rose in his lapel and a smile on his lips, eager to meet the woman that the dating app had set him up with. But when he sees the young woman entering, he doesn't think that she's his date. She's far too young! The profile had said she was older and experienced in life! This girl couldn't be more than Brigitte's age. ]

[ Quite frankly, this was about as close to 'dating someone closer to her age' as she was going to get. Kaguya and Mokou are not interested, Eirin is completely untrustworthy as is Yukari, Yuyuko is... Yuyuko and Patchouli may as well be married to her library. Immortals, aliens, youkai and ghosts, and not one available.

The profile was all true. It probably didn't mention that she was a vampire. The first sign was the extremely pale skin, the second the crimson, cat-like eyes that seem almost predatory, and the third would be her wings had she not been hiding them. ]

Hmm... Would you be Reinhardt?

[ He's still a little stunned by how young the woman seems. He had thought she would at least be closer to his age. But he's not going to be rude. It's wrong to be rude to a lady, even one that he thinks was just trolling the old person dating site. Maybe...she just liked Senior Citizens... So he'll stand and pull out a chair for her to sit if she wished. ]

I would be. And you are Miss Scarlet? I am pleased to meet you. I hope you came hungry.

Robert 'only god can judge me' Small 🔪 Dream Daddy 🔪 ota

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o/ Please let me know if I need to change anything!

you ready for some emotional failed sex or what

only ALWAYS

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Reinhardt Wilhelm | Overwatch | OTA

/turns this on its head with this 20ish looking Remi being 500+.

let me know if this will work

Works for me.

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