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The game is simple, really. Two truths, one lie. Can anyone guess which one is which?

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Number one must be a lie!

[ Don't applaud, she knows she's right. ]

It's not a lie, covering your tracks is essential. We can't all do the old switcheroo like you.

Then Stainy isn't your god?

[ Wait a mo... ]

And it's the young and cute switcheroo when I do it.

Nah, that's approaching Spinner's thinking, bless his lizard brain. The Hero Killer is mortal. I respect not deify the man.

[ Hah. He'll applaud her obstinate wit. ]

I know-I know, or I'd have lied.

Ehhhh? That means you think I'm cute?

[ Cue the classic hands-on-face blush thing the kids do these days. ]

I don't know what to say!

[ He's either out of touch with brats nowadays or Himiko is the kinda maniac you can't read. Actually, her persona's been bothering him for a while. ]

You're pulling off your routine well enough.

[ Not that he explicitly objects. It's different. ]

You can start with your number if you're so very lost, or whatever. I know I look like the grave.

You look more like the Grimace than the grave. It's the skin, it's striking.

[ Not that she's saying it's a bad thing. Looks dangerous. Very manly. ]

Did you act this way when you were a young'un? Did you have fun, I mean?

The giant purple asshole? You're half right.

[ He's not one to reflect on his formative years like an old fart. They might upset her. ]

And this is for your book about me, huh. I had the most fun ignoring silly questions.

Sounds like you have the most fun being a buzzkill!

[ And a grump old asshole!!! But that goes without saying. ]

I've got the perfect title for my book now. Yabi Dabi Jerkface.

Can't blame me girl; I work with what I'm given.

[ A modicum of respect from his junior might improve his attitude. ]

You've met delinquents before, haven't you. You know what we do.

[ His teachers won't miss his absence nor will the neighborhood police. ]

Nowadays I'm more focused.

How about 'you should treat people how you want to be treated'?

[ Then she might show some respect. Unlikely though. Really unlikely. ]

Can someone even be a delinquent at your age?

Edited 2017-08-21 20:29 (UTC)

[ Uhhh. ]

I'm giving you a snippet of my past, Himiko-chan. "Nowadays" it's different.

More or less.

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