1. Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
2. A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
3. I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
4. Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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bakerstreet2017-08-04 02:59 am
Agent South Dakota | Red vs Blue
2. A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
3. I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
4. Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
5. [Text her]