H0M35MU7MƐMƐS ([personal profile] homesmutmemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-08-03 08:34 pm
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Interspecies Smut Meme

The Interspecies Smut Meme

Cultures handle sex incredibly differently. While it may be casual in some societies, in others, the act of copulation equates with commitment. And that's all in one species! This gradient of reactions and attitudes becomes even more complicated with the addition of different species. Yes, species...sentient and sapient, of course! Be those races alien, magical, vampiric, angelic, animalistic, or even a vague mutation of humanity itself, all have a somewhat nuanced view of what sex should be, be it healthy or unhealthy. There's probably even other ways to go about it for them, not to mention the variation in the actual mechanics. How presumptuous to assume that everyone in this whole wide universe would be shaped exactly like bland ol' humans?

Throwing two species together for a sexual rendezvous is inadvisable, yet it happens. Specifically, it happens in this meme. Whether the encounter is nervous, romantic, non-consensual, awkward, sexy, or anywhere in between, there's bound to be baggage, unfamiliarity, and the ultimate culture clash.

  • Comment with your character, your character's species, and your detailed preferences, because this meme will definitely push some boundaries. Mention if you're open to assumed CR and AUs.
  • I was fairly liberal while making this meme. Human-mutants or genetically modified humans can count as a different species, because I know there are a lot of those in DWRP.
  • Feel free to AU characters to be any species you want. Vampire AU! Angel AU! Alien AU! Go crazy.
  • Reply to others. Use the RNG to determine your scene.


First Meetings: Don't you know it's the tradition of their homeland to have a tryst after introductions.
Long Awaited: You've been involved for a while now, and the shoe's about to drop. You have to get physical at some point.
Putting It Off: ...don't you? Actually, you don't want them to see just what you've got going on, so you've been coming up with outlandish excuses not to have sex. That ends now.
Love: Being in love makes everyone - and everything - beautiful.
Stranger in a Strange Land: You only have one ally in this new, weird place. Better make those bonds tight.
Different Expectations: To you, sex is just a casual game. To them? You're now good as married.
Not Wanted: They want you, but you want nothing to do with them.
See What You've Got: Is it bad you're excited to see what a real life [insert species here] has in their pants?
Just Friendly Curiosity: You're bros, honestly! You just want to see what the big deal is. Surely you can't be that different...
How Will it Fit?: No, seriously. How is that going to fit? You two aren't made to go together in that way.
You Do What?: That doesn't sound like sex at all. Are you sure they're not challenging you to battle.
Not What I Have in Mind: Huh. You really pictured something wildly different.
Unique Quirk: They have extra sensitive horns or wings or the like that can be used for extra fun.
Arcane Magic or Science: They have to get your help to perform some kind of ritual. It also has to be done naked.
Alliance and Marriage, Same Thing: To negotiate peace between your species and theirs, you've got to put a ring on it.
It's for an Experiment!: You two just want to see if your kind can ever be together.
Changed: Somehow, you've been morphed into whatever they are. They're going to be a pal and show you around in your new body.
Difficulties: Okay, there's going to have to be some thought about the logistics here. It's not going to be an easy wham-bam-thank-you-m'am.
Modification: Maybe you can't do the classic penetration, but there are other ways to get off.
Power Up: There are interesting ways you can put abilities to use.
Hurt: You didn't mean to, but you hurt them physically.
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: They're actually the most gorgeous specimen back home. You're the ugly one! Well, not exactly to them, but you do look a little funny.
Grossed Out: You tried to be open minded. Yeah, it's not working out. You're turned off.
Take It Slow: Don't rush things along in general is good advice, especially for this mismatched coupling.
More Human than Human: Wait. That's it? You expected - and wanted - something a little more bizarre and exotic.
Unconfident: Wouldn't they like someone of their own kind better? You can't help but feel a bit insecure and unloved.
Did You Know: Some species have a heat cycle! You've volunteered to help out a lover or friend with theirs.
WILDCARD
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Jack Harkness | Doctor Who/Torchwood | OTA

[personal profile] chronosexual 2017-08-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
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(aunt) may parker | spider-man/mcu | f/m

[personal profile] benjaminbutton 2017-08-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Help me achieve my dream of Cool Aunt May (who is as human as human can be) vs. the Marvel Universe. And by "vs." I mean dating. Or fucking. Or both. Idk I'm weird and thirsty and unafraid to own my dumb ideas.

I'm open to all characters in the Marvel worlds, regardless of gender or species. Down with fluff, kink, whatever you'd like.

I have p. much no limits except for my limited ability to take things seriously. ]
Edited 2017-08-04 02:51 (UTC)
fireandhoney: (Default)

The Dragonborn | Skyrim | M/M

[personal profile] fireandhoney 2017-08-04 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Dark elf, who also happens to have the soul of a dragon]
lycanhybrid: (Default)

Michael Corvin | Underworld | M/M

[personal profile] lycanhybrid 2017-08-04 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Vampire/werewolf hybrid who can change at will. Can also come in pure human.]
upside: (pic#11561328)

COMMANDER SHEPARD. ▎mass effect

[personal profile] upside 2017-08-04 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
( human/biotic. good with all forms of xeno. )
volumeone: do not take (003)

Peter Quill | Guardians of the Galaxy

[personal profile] volumeone 2017-08-04 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Half-human who sleeps around with aliens like he's trying to set a new record: usually will do it for fun, for profit, or "networking". Prefer to keep this consensual for this meme

Prose/assumed cr preferred
]
Edited 2017-08-04 06:51 (UTC)
phenethylamine: (016)

Eddie Brock | Spider-Man

[personal profile] phenethylamine 2017-08-04 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Human currently riding shotgun to an alien symbiote. Basically xeno/tentacles with a side of human]
leonardoleads: (leonardo _ meditation)

Leonardo | Ninja Turtles | m/f

[personal profile] leonardoleads 2017-08-04 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kind of his thing, by necessity. Humans and nonhumans alike are welcome.]
allareone: (Default)

Umar at Tawil / Yog-Sothoth | Cthulhu mythos

[personal profile] allareone 2017-08-04 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[A crawling mass of orbs that contains the entirety of time within its being, wrapped up in a rather unassuming shell. Comes in human and Outer God styles.]
not_as_stylishly: (Default)

Garrus Vakarian * Mass Effect * M/F

[personal profile] not_as_stylishly 2017-08-04 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Voicetesting, be kind. :) ]
stolen_memory: (Smile)

[personal profile] stolen_memory 2017-08-04 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Horosk and Ryncol. Brilliant combination for any evening, and yet here they were. Kasumi was smiling as she leaned against the metal walls in the bathroom, the party outside going in full swing. But, with three glasses of Ryncol in her, she wasn't fully lucid as she smiled over at Garrus in what barely qualified as an attempt to be seductive.]

Well now, look who I've managed to get alone, all for my little lonesome. I've been meaning [hic] to get a word in with you privately, my dear Archangel.

[Kenji be damned. She didn't want to think about Kenji tonight. She could regret this tomorrow.]
not_as_stylishly: (Default)

[personal profile] not_as_stylishly 2017-08-08 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[The last thing he clearly remembered was Tali expounding on how, despite their varying biologies, most of the sentient organics in the galaxy reacted similarly to alcohol consumption. However, the sight of Kasumi standing across from him in the bathroom with a look in her eyes he didn't quite recognize... well, that he was paying attention to.]

Just one word? I think I've had entirely too much to drink to work with just one word.
stolen_memory: (How cute)

[personal profile] stolen_memory 2017-08-10 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
mmm, I don't know. I think I might be able to get my point across with two.

[She was leaning in more closely now, her hand reaching up to rest against the wall right beside Garrus. One leg propped back as the hood slipped a little on her head, revealing the soft asian features and those eyes that always seemed to see too much. They were just a little bleary, showing the effects of the alcohol, but still steady enough. Walls were, however, handy for maintaining support.

One hand reached up to the clasp on her hood, a faint purple glow in her eyes as she smirked readily.]


Calibrate this?

[Flick went the fingers and the hood loosened.]
not_as_stylishly: (Default)

[personal profile] not_as_stylishly 2017-08-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[A lot of his fellow Turians found humans to be unappealing physically at best, ugly at worst. But Garrus was always more than a little fascinated by the smooth softness of their bodies, their females in particular. This close to Kasumi's lovely features, Garrus' fascination only got stronger.

When she doffed the hood, the thief's message was clear. He hoped he remembered everything from Mordin's last round of "educational" missives.]


Do you want a quick servicing, or the thorough inspection?

[After asking, Garrus leaned in, letting his mandible scrape gently over Kasumi's lips.]
stolen_memory: (Smile)

[personal profile] stolen_memory 2017-08-11 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Normally, she was a little like those Turian friends of his, preferring human company. But, tonight she was more than drunk enough to be willing to explore something a little more exotic, and she might have hacked a few of the good doctor's lectures, so 'do not swallow' was definitely in the back of her mind.

She leaned up and pressed herself in close to his body, feeling the harder substance of it back against her, shivering in response to the mandibles grazing against her lips and flicking her tongue out to brush them in passing. One hand started to meander tentatively on its way down his chest while she spoke in a heady whisper.]


I was hoping you could manage a full tune-up. I haven't been serviced in quite a while, dear Garrus.
not_as_stylishly: (Default)

[personal profile] not_as_stylishly 2017-08-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Garrus still has enough functioning brain cells to appreciate the newness and surprise of Kasumi's advances. Even through his suit, he can feel the way her soft, pliable human body moulds itself against him, and he can't help but immediately wonder what that smooth skin would feel like against his bare armored carapace.

When he feels her tongue, he starts to suspect he's going to get that opportunity, and the flirtatious words that follow seal the deal.]


That's an absolute shame, Kasumi. You strike me as a woman who prefers regular action. Where should we start?
stolen_memory: (Embrace)

[personal profile] stolen_memory 2017-08-12 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, we don't need to worry about how long it's been. Let's just focus on the fun.

[She reached up to tap her finger against the tip of his mandibles, tracing it along the scarred side of his face without a concern whatsoever for the marred features. She was curious about the different sensations that she could get through the nuances of his hardened body.

Hips rubbed against him lightly, one leg running up while she leaned in and pressed her lips more thoroughly against the mandibles. Tongue flicked again and her head tilted, awkwardly starting to get a feel for what a kiss with him would be like. Between presses, she grinned.]


I was thinking perhaps I could inspect your equipment for myself?
not_as_stylishly: (Default)

[personal profile] not_as_stylishly 2017-08-14 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

[Garrus moved his mouth against hers. It was a surprisingly exciting sensation, the pull and slip of Kasumi's soft, full lips against the rigid surfaces of his face. And when she ran her finger along his scars, the turian actually felt a shiver run down his spine.

As she pressed herself closer, he ran his hands down Kasumi's sides, resting a moment at her hips before he decided to press his luck and get a handful of her tautly curved rear. Another intriguing feeling, but one he didn't get more chance to pursue for the moment. Kasumi's interrupting offer, though, was fine with him.

Garrus started unfastening his armor, first revealing himself to the waist.]


I don't mind obliging. But I would ask for you to reciprocate a little, you see, turian anatomy keeps my, er, equipment hidden-- [He knocked on one of the rigid plates on his chest]-- until I get, shall we say, excited enough.
stolen_memory: (Let's have a little fun)

[personal profile] stolen_memory 2017-08-16 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[As he started to divest himself of his armor, she reached to her own outfit and began pulling and unclasping cinches that held it together. It was a far easier thing to draw the skin-tight number off of her top and lean in again, rubbing her fingers along the hardened carapace that covered his body while her lips hovered close to his throat.]

Mmmm, well to get your equipment out of hiding, I wouldn't want to skimp on the prep work. Anything you had in mind? [She had plenty of Turian-Human vids to go off of. They were popular enough to go on if you knew where to look. But she was curious what he had in mind.]
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[personal profile] not_as_stylishly 2017-08-20 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Familiar enough with his own clothing, Garrus was able to keep working while letting his gaze stay fixed and intent on Kasumi as she peeled her own covering off. When she leaned into him, he could already feel the warmth of her body, which did start his own temperature rising.]

You're doing a good job so far. Although I do have a few sensitive spots--

[He gestured at his neck, and a few areas here and there on his chest and sides.]

Touching there is nice. Kissing might be better. And, er... I like to... watch... human females.
stolen_memory: (How cute)

[personal profile] stolen_memory 2017-08-21 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, it's a bit like an exotic dance, using your body to display myself, is it not?

[Her lips did move in, seeking the gaps of his plating, along the throat, and over the edges of his chest. Little soft kisses before she twisted around. Her back ran against him, chest arching forward and showing her exposed breasts as she started to rub up and down in a fashion not unlike a dancer at one of the clubs, her hands following the lines of where her kisses had just been.

As she danced and moved, her arms occasionally smoothed down, starting to shimmy her way out of her skin-tight pants, the smile she gave him decidedly impish. Oh, she was already having fun.]
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[personal profile] not_as_stylishly 2017-09-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: I apologize for having disappeared. RL and work decided to completely blow up on me. It's taking a bit to get back into the swing of things, but I'm here. And if it's been a bit too long, I totally understand.]

I suppose you could say that. I certainly don't feel like dissuading you.

[Garrus' breath began to shorten as Kasumi proceeded to show a most talented touch-- although considering her career, he supposed it was a useful trait. Her fingers' moving along his more sensitive flesh sent sparks through his nervous system, causing heat to start pooling in his abdomen.

He lifted his eyes to watch the woman writhe and dance for him, breasts heaving and hips rolling sinuously.]


Yes. Yes, that's definitely working...

[When Kasumi started to slip her pants down those long, shapely legs, Garrus felt his cock stirring, starting to push its way past the protective plates covering it. By the time she'd shed all of her clothing, Garrus was nearly panting and several inches of his length protruded from below his hips, enough to start pressing against her taut rear cheeks.]
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Peter Pevensie | Narnia | M/M

[personal profile] wunderking 2017-08-04 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's human. He has been heavily socialized to people who aren't. Bring it.]
uglydress: (pic#11594118)

belle. beauty and the beast (2017). f/m

[personal profile] uglydress 2017-08-05 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yes, this is my shit. Let's do it.

I love assumed CR, crossovers (♥ ♥ ♥), convoluted scenarios, combustive attraction, bickering, first time, culture differences, ingenue/gruff, worldly man, inhuman characters, Beauty and the Beast dynamics because duh, uncomfortable sex, creativity due to said uncomfortable or awkward sex (ie, dick's too big to fit, better wow with stellar oral sex), partners eager to please, arranged marriage AU, fairy tale/fantasy settings, magic, passionate reunions, redoing first times that didn't go so well. sneaky trysts, orgasming to exhaustion, risk of discovery, emotions spilling out in private, meaningful communication via sex, and much, much more.

Ridiculously into Tolkienverse (dwarves yes pls), ASOIAF/GOT, HP (my kingdom for a Newt Scamander or Lupin), and MCU right now and equally into AUing Belle to fit in any of them, but check out my slightly embarrassing dream list of shit I'd like to play. ]
twistedtail: Dragon (wuh)

Roamer | D&D OC

[personal profile] twistedtail 2017-08-05 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The long and short of it is he's a dragon that spends 99% of his time shape shifted into whatever floats his boat.

The propensity for dragons to mate outside of their species is legendary.
]