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bakerstreet2017-08-01 08:50 am
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Have you seen your aunt?

The MILF/DILF MEME
(or the age difference meme)
(or the age difference meme)
Society values youth and, admittedly, for good reason. It's a sign of health and vitality; psychologically, it represents unburdened potential and boundless energy. But there's something to be said for wisdom that comes through age and from creating life. Plus, current science says that the sexual peak may be later than we actually think.
Today, we're celebrating those who've either lived enough into adulthood to have a child, or as they're coloquially known - the MILFS and DILFS. Just because you've had a kid, (potentially) settled down, and are all "responsible" doesn't mean you can't have a little fun. The staff has worked hard on providing a proper environment: either a. a suburban neighborhood, b. a facsimile of your character's canon(s), or c. a nebulous AU of your choosing. The young guys and gals will do the rest.
My character isn't a MILF or a DILF, but I want to play them as such! No problem! Feel free to AU and age up. The meme is also left open ended enough that those without kids can be the "older" parties; given the average age of the characters usually played, qualify for the "older" party means being mid-to-late twenties at least, with the ideal minimum being 27-30. Play it fast and loose with everything and throw in other kinks as need be!
What's the Story?
Cougars? You're not being satisfied in your current relationship, but there's something about this youthful person that gets your fire started. It may be wrong, you might feel guilty, but you want some relief, and they could give it to you. Now, to get their attention...
The One Thing You Can't Have? The shoe's on the other foot, and you're the younger party jonesing for that hot, experienced MILF/DILF. Problem is, they think you're just a kid! They won't give you the time of day at all. Can you prove that you're not the little boy that you used to be, you're all grown up and you're begging Stacy please -
Mommy and Daddy Kink? No one's here to play Freud, but sometimes, lacking a role models early in life can seek someone looking for them later, searching for someone who can give them love, pampering, or discipline.
It Would Be My Honor to be Your New Step Father: Uh-oh. The MILF/DILF you're seeing? They're your friends mom or dad! That's likely to put a strain on the relationship.
MILF or DILF to Be: They're not a MILF or DILF yet, but you're about to change that. The obligatory "unsafe sex" or "impregnation" option. Can be part of an insidious plot to make the younger party your "little wife/husband" too!
In the Family? Nobody knows you quite like your own family, so maybe that older relative, parent, or sibling can set you on the right path.
Ageplay? The difference in your ages is the point, and it's what turns you on. The two of you are sure to bring it up and play it up often.
Curiosity? You're tired of people who are immature, or you want to relive earlier days. It's just for fun!
Hot for Teacher? Parents aren't the only ones in positions of power.
Illegal? The younger party is young enough for this to be a danger.
Blackmail? I'm sure your spouse would love to see this...on a porno website! But youngsters can be blackmailed, too. Your naughty ways could be exposed, and what would everyone think of someone so dirty?
Same Age? You're both mature, you can do this. Still, you want to know you've still got it.
When posting, feel free to mention your preferences in the comment, or use the form below:
Name:
Age:
Older or Younger Party?: If you want people the in same age range or bracket or whatever as your character, you can say that, too!
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In:
Yes:
No:
A Brief Description of this Character:

Paul | Pokemon | OTA
Age: 16 (default), can range from 14 -19
Older or Younger Party?: Younger
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: The One Thing You Can't Have , New Step-Father, Ageplay, Curiosity, Hot For Teacher, Illegal
Yes: F-List.
No: See above.
A Brief Description of this Character: A certain Denis Leary song.
Phichit Chulanont || Yuri!!! on Ice
Age: 20/21
Older or Younger Party?: Prefer older partners, but can definitely be a partner to some teenagers.
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: The One Thing You Can't Have, New Step Father, Ageplay, Curiosity, Hot for
TeacherCoachYes: kink list
No: See above.
A Brief Description of this Character: Phichit is a professional figure skater from Thailand who is addicted to social media. He's optimistic, kind, cheerful, and impossible not to love.
Yuri Plisetsky (YoI) OTA
Age: 15 (canon) 16-21 (aged up)
Older or Younger Party?: Younger
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: Everything aside from age play and same age, for this particular meme
Yes: Everything not listened as 'no'. Keep in mind that for darker scenarios, Yuri won't be the aggressor
No: Golden showers, scat, sexualized vomit
A Brief Description of this Character: A very successful figure skater that has recently rocked the skating world by winning the Grand Prix during his first entry at only 15. He's quick to anger, has a horrible mouth, but becomes a completely different person around those who manage to get close to him. He enjoys baking, cats, skating, and yelling.
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manipulativelovely she was. Any prompts you like? Also wouldn't mind an AU where she's not a vampire if that works best for you as well. )Yuujiro Shihodani (Princess Princess) OTA
Age: 15 (canon) 16-21 (aged up)
Older or Younger Party?: Younger
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: Everything aside from age play and same age, for this particular meme
Yes: Everything not listened as 'no'. Keep in mind that for darker scenarios, Yuu won't be the aggressor
No: Golden showers, scat, sexualized vomit
A Brief Description of this Character: A student at an all boys school, Yuu is one of three freshmen chosen to be a Princess, a role that basically requires them to cross dress for events and cheer. He knows when a pretty smile is the best move.
(aunt) may parker | spider-man/mcu | f/m
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Pablo | Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator | OTA
Age: 19
Older or Younger Party?: Younger
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: Cougars, It Would Be My Honor, Curiosity, Hot For Teacher
Yes: Experienced, experimental, intoxicated, honestly just
fuck me up, famlet me know what you might like and we'll work it out.No: scat, vore, blood, noncon, the usual hard no's really
A Brief Description of this Character: 19 year old college dropout, witch house musician and part-time barista at a little family-owned coffee shop. Sells merch at local concerts, makes tshirts for various bands including his own. Lives with and supports his single mother, thanks in part to an absentee father. Friendly, jovial, crustpunk that at least doesn't smell like he looks.
Akaname | Sweet tongue | M/F
Age: 18-20
Older or Younger Party?: Younger
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: Dilf, teacher, stepfather
Yes: Kinks
A Brief Description of this Character: A young girl with a ridiculously long tongue and a penchant for dominating men.
Katana | DC
Age: 35
Older or Younger Party?: older
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: cougar, blackmail turned to femdom, mommy kink, same age, airplay, id also be up for trying a teacher kink.
Yes: I'm pretty open, if you have a question feel free to ask.
No: basic nos apply, only 18 years or older
A Brief Description of this Character: A vigilante who lost both her husband and children and vowed revenge, au is also welcome.
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[Toki remembers a time before Ryuuken. A time when he and Raoh fought to make it through every day in a world with no rules or lessons to teach it's inhabitants save that cruelty and randomness were all you could expect in life. The tenacity beaten into their bodies helped them survive until they were taken up into Hokuto Shinken, a school that seemed like heaven compared to the hell they had lived. Sure, they were still beaten and made to suffer, but there was at least purpose to their pain. Their pain and efforts made them stronger than they had ever been and opened their minds to the truths of the supernatural, and the sting of their lessons were tempered by their teachers kindness and caring.
And even so... even then... he had still escaped.
Perhaps Raoh had learned their old world's lessons too well, for he couldn't bring himself to value anything other than strength and safety in said strenght. He dreamed of a world where his strength could vanquish any foe and where he and Toki would never again be in danger, and swore that he would destroy any obstacle to that dream no matter what he had to do... and the only reward for his offer was a note of condolences sent back to their order from lady Shiva herself- lamenting how a man she had to fight for nearly an hour before she could strike the killing blow could have been of much greater use to the League, had he only been able to temper his ambition.
He could have stayed. Perhaps he even should have stayed, taken on the mantle of Hokuto Shinken and work to uphold the pledges of his clan. But when Raoh's death was simply accepted and the order turned to him instead, Toki realized that even this "heaven" was not the safe harbor he had dreamed of. And so he fled into the night and away from Japan, towards wherever a better life could be found.]
There... I have purged the wound.
[He had a feeling that this might just be it.]
The taint of Gaelic spells tends to linger, but at this point rest and food to strengthen your body will let you shake of the vestiges of the curse in no time. Should I... tell the head that you should be taken off active duty? At least, for a while...
[This being a team of talented people sent to deal with supernatural threats slipping under the radar of men like Dr Fate and the Spectre, and his role being that of a healer- his chi-manipulating techniques being used to purge them of ill effects and mend wounds and diseases. He likes this new team, likes getting to use his abilities for something other than death and he especially enjoys saving others and feeling like he is part of something good... but some of the people he's working with can be just a little bit hard to read.
He's fairly certain that Katana will not take his recomendation to heart, and he doesn't feel comfortable asking it outright. He may be 6'2 and broader-shouldered than her by far, but one cold look from her and he can feel himself silenced right away. She is an intimidating force... and also one of the few women he's ever laid eyes on ever since he first joined Hokuto Shinken before he even hit puberty, but he'd prefer not to think about THAT fact too much.]