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xʏ ⚡ᴍᴜsᴇʟɪsᴛ ⚡ᴄᴏᴅᴇʙᴏx ([personal profile] shipping) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-09-12 09:12 pm

RAP BATTLE MEME

the rap battle meme
☈ POST YOUR CHARACTER
☈ TAG ANOTHER CHARACTER WITH WICKED RHYMES
☈ BAM!! YOU ARE NOW IN A RAP BATTLE
Originally posted here!
pursuitofcappiness: (tony stop bringing the party)

Steve Rogers ✯ MCU ✯ OTA

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
commas: (cOMMUNE、)

[personal profile] commas 2012-09-13 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
hEYYYY, sO,
i THINK i'D LIKE TO START OFF BY SAYING THAT,
yOU LOOK LIKE A RELATIVELY NICE HUMAN, aND,
mAYBE i SHOULD APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR, tHESE THIRD-DEGREE BURNS THAT i'M INEVITABLY GOING TO SERVE,
oN THESE PLATTERS,
pIPING HOT LIKE HUMAN PASTRIES, fRESH FROM THE RHYMING OVEN,

oKAY, hERE IT GOES,
(iT WOULD HELP YOU TO HAVE SOME, mOOD MUSIC OR SOMETHING,
mAYBE A DOWNBEAT, iF YOU HAVE ONE,)

a LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT i'M, aLTERNIAN ROYALTY,
hORNS SO BIG, aLL THE OTHER BROTHERS' LOOK SMALLER THAN ME,
bROTHERS IN THE SENSE THAT, tHEY'RE KIND OF LIKE MY HOMIES,
wHICH IS A HUMAN TERM THAT IS, fAIRLY NEW TO ME,
iF YOU THINK YOU'RE INCENDIARY, pERHAPS YOU NEED TO CHECK IT,
aND SHOW ME SOMETHING TO PROVE YOUR, uHHH,
fIRE-CAPABILITY INVENTORY,

MORTE DE RIRE

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C'EST HORRIBLE

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honestapplejack: (Default)

Applejack (Human) || MLP: FiM

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tastestherainbow: (225)

Kanaya Maryam ♍ Homestuck

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thorny: (彡 love in technicolor)

sonnet shoutout to all my homies at anoncomm (i'm so sorry kanaya-mun)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-09-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Thus stands before me a foe of some stature
If only in her imagination
I shall take it unto myself to be her dispatcher
And send her tumbling back into her station

A glowing complexion and falsified wit
Is all my adversary has to provide
Such flagrant transgressions one cannot permit
And so she has sealed the death of her own pride

While pity is common for one with such a fate
'Tis wasted upon her mind
Though she believes she can grasp how it should operate
To true sarcasm she remains blind

I shall finish my onslaught with one final slash:
Her literary preferences are pure utter trash.

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god these take effort whyyyy

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we suffer for our art

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thorny: (彡 they make this awful sizzling sound)

Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

[personal profile] thorny 2012-09-13 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
commas: (bURN、)

tavros nitram | homestuck

[personal profile] commas 2012-09-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
itachi_san: (serious)

Itachi Uchiha / Naruto

[personal profile] itachi_san 2012-09-13 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
This ninja's throwing down some words - sharp, like a katana.
By the end of this thread, you'll be crying for yo mama.

drake_wayne: (Default)

Tim Drake | DC Comics | OTA

[personal profile] drake_wayne 2012-09-13 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
fouryearnap: (where the crowds will cheer)

Re: Tim Drake | DC Comics | OTA

[personal profile] fouryearnap 2012-09-13 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
My sweet-ass rhymes are like a brick to your face
Like mace, you disgrace, see it in outer space
Hope the Justice League is watching but let's be real they prolly busy
Still leave you in a tizzy

As all my sick burns go into the double digits
(With a general rule that parents are off-limits)
Like Nicki, I'm tricky
This Batsuit's kinda sticky
...With blood from my enemies
Nonmortally, extremities
Don't bring a knife to a bat fight
That's what we do in this family
But let's be real, Red R, you know how it be

The fury, the mission
Social life in remission
Not that I'm bitter
But I'm still tryinna pay tuition
The fists, the fights, the kiss
(But I don't mean to reminisce)
...We're both a little too white for this.

*DIES*

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Re: *DIES*

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Re: *DIES*

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Re: *DIES*

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oh stephanie y so amazing

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Re: *DIES*

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this is a great thread

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gahddamnlemons: (Crazy)

[personal profile] gahddamnlemons 2012-09-13 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Guess who's back... Back again...

Cave is back... Tell a friend.

Now everyone report to the Test floor, To the test floor, to the test floor...

Now Everyone report to the test floor a'right stop...

Portal time.

c'mere little kiddies, on my lap. Guess who's back with a new test track and I don't mean track as in a new place of childish dreams and happy safe place...

AAA!!!

No Worries... Johnson's got a brand new bag of tricks... So what else can we possibly do in this mix.

And F*** Black Mesa they can suck my D***

sheisatriumph: (who's going to make the cake)

[personal profile] sheisatriumph 2012-09-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah let's all mock Black Mesa.
That's just too easy,
even if you had aphasia!

I go a little bit crazy sometimes,
but that happens when you steal my blueprints, asswipes!

Best run, best gun, best hide
Think with portals or you won't survive,
All my testing is pure science, requiring compliance,
There's a price for defiance.

Nobody's gonna know you're dead
Fall in that acid, go ahead and eat lead!
You don't need to be buried,
I'll burn your corpse instead!

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Fffff ^That was all me!

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vendicativo: (❧ M: With the wind)

Ezio Auditore | Assassin's Creed

[personal profile] vendicativo 2012-09-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ wat ]
arcofiron: (Default)

Tony Stark | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] arcofiron 2012-09-13 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Cause why not]
remy_le_beau: (Lets get this party started)

HAHAHAHA!!!

[personal profile] remy_le_beau 2012-09-15 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Pick a card any card
It ain’t dat hard,
ta know an’ ta show
dat Stark, you’re a mess
Let’s put dat suit ta de test.
So put it down in text
In a real show down of AvsX!

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Alice Margatroid ✿ Touhou Project

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Killer Bee ✿ Naruto

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toosoon: (Default)

WOOOORD.

[personal profile] toosoon 2012-09-14 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
HOPE YOU'RE READY TO STEP UP YOUR GAME
BECAUSE YOU'RE 1000 YEARS TOO SOON TO FACE THE LORD OF FLAME.

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RAP-JACKING

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buys train ticket to hell

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checklist: (aw yea)

Twilight Sparkle | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[personal profile] checklist 2012-09-13 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Twilightlicious. ]
machspeed: (They're boiling shrimp in the microwave)

[personal profile] machspeed 2012-09-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Twi, you better step HIGH.
Cuz if you're feeling brash you better not clash
with the Dash
Or you're gonna CRY like a little FLUTTERSHY.

[ WORD. ]

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rooms: (What do you want?)

Trafalgar Law | One Piece

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accelerando: (♪ rocking with the best)

Ellen Kurokawa / Siren / Cure Beat | Suite Precure♪

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ailing: (i have juvee on speed dial buster)

Cheria Barnes (kid) | Tales of Graces f

[personal profile] ailing 2012-09-13 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You know you wanna rap battle with a little girl. She's got sick rhymes.


Ahahaha. ]
midget: (Badassitude)

Evangeline Athanasia Kitty McDowell | Mahou Sensei Negima

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green_lightning: (12. lightning rage)

LUIGI F***ING MARIO | Super Mario Bros

[personal profile] green_lightning 2012-09-13 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm-a the second brother
Late outta my mother
Two in a set of twins
Always gonna win
Tellin' ya now: there can be no other

But I ain't-a no 2P this time
'Cuz I'm-a no dozen-for-a-dime
Wearin' green, blue and thrillin'
Champion of koopa-killin'
Number one plumbin' master of rhyme
vendicativo: (❧ M: Let me tell you :D)

lmfao I'm so sorry

[personal profile] vendicativo 2012-09-13 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Grazie for the intro,
Amico italiano
What's up with your accent
Do you really think we talk like that?
It's-a me, Ezio,
Here to show you how we do it-
old school

They should put you in the stocks
And throw away the key
"Koopa-killin'"? Please
Jumping turtles isn't hardcore
Ride to Rome full of bullets
Kill men by the score
Depose tyrants
Train Assassins
Really, need I say more?

Your principessa is in another castello
Just so you know, mio fratello
Take your time
She's just fine
Bedding her was truly-
Sublime.
croibhristeoir: (you feel it break down)

Lancer | Fate/Zero

[personal profile] croibhristeoir 2012-09-14 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Rap battle? Please.]

[He's a refined warrior poet, thank you very much.]

[Bring it.]
Edited 2012-09-14 03:45 (UTC)
ragingheaven: (and what went wrong)

Jason Todd | Under The Red Hood

[personal profile] ragingheaven 2012-09-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[What the hell no why.]
Edited 2012-09-14 03:46 (UTC)
rulebreak: (kings and petty tyrants)

Gilgamesh | Fate/stay night [Carnival Phantasm]

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babygotback: (Derpiphany)

[personal profile] babygotback 2012-09-14 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yo, man! People thought I wore too much gold?
They should've checked you out, you should've probably fold
All of that is just too much
You definitely need a crutch

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Not sorry

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awwwww here it goes

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babygotback: (So very nice and not evil,okok)

Malik Ishtar | Yu-Gi-Oh! DM

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lessthanvestal: (flex)

Rome | APH

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enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a mocking way (well who's this douchebag?)

Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi | Fate/Zero

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skinnymandria: (such wilt thou be to me who must like)

and the opening volley~

[personal profile] skinnymandria 2012-09-14 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Good evening, professor, from the one true successor
same name, new theory, and I'd say a sharper dresser
under pressure
we know that I'm more apt to keep my head
none the lesser
for you see, my students go where they're led

And dare I bring up
the cup
you think that shit's worth chasing?
Fool's errand, I plan on erasing
these relics, the grail and your dogma the same
because sir,
that's how Waver Velvet plays the game.
vermicompost: (eleven)

Kariya Matou | Fate/Zero

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