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RAP BATTLE MEME

the rap battle meme

☈ POST YOUR CHARACTER
☈ TAG ANOTHER CHARACTER WITH WICKED RHYMES
☈ BAM!! YOU ARE NOW IN A RAP BATTLE

Originally posted here!

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hEYYYY, sO,
i THINK i'D LIKE TO START OFF BY SAYING THAT,
yOU LOOK LIKE A RELATIVELY NICE HUMAN, aND,
mAYBE i SHOULD APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR, tHESE THIRD-DEGREE BURNS THAT i'M INEVITABLY GOING TO SERVE,
oN THESE PLATTERS,
pIPING HOT LIKE HUMAN PASTRIES, fRESH FROM THE RHYMING OVEN,

oKAY, hERE IT GOES,
(iT WOULD HELP YOU TO HAVE SOME, mOOD MUSIC OR SOMETHING,
mAYBE A DOWNBEAT, iF YOU HAVE ONE,)

a LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT i'M, aLTERNIAN ROYALTY,
hORNS SO BIG, aLL THE OTHER BROTHERS' LOOK SMALLER THAN ME,
bROTHERS IN THE SENSE THAT, tHEY'RE KIND OF LIKE MY HOMIES,
wHICH IS A HUMAN TERM THAT IS, fAIRLY NEW TO ME,
iF YOU THINK YOU'RE INCENDIARY, pERHAPS YOU NEED TO CHECK IT,
aND SHOW ME SOMETHING TO PROVE YOUR, uHHH,
fIRE-CAPABILITY INVENTORY,

MORTE DE RIRE

pursuitofcappiness - 2012-09-13 01:51 (UTC) - Expand

C'EST HORRIBLE

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Thus stands before me a foe of some stature
If only in her imagination
I shall take it unto myself to be her dispatcher
And send her tumbling back into her station

A glowing complexion and falsified wit
Is all my adversary has to provide
Such flagrant transgressions one cannot permit
And so she has sealed the death of her own pride

While pity is common for one with such a fate
'Tis wasted upon her mind
Though she believes she can grasp how it should operate
To true sarcasm she remains blind

I shall finish my onslaught with one final slash:
Her literary preferences are pure utter trash.

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(Anonymous) - 2012-09-13 04:39 (UTC) - Expand

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thorny - 2012-09-13 04:42 (UTC) - Expand

this is too beautiful how do i even

tastestherainbow - 2012-09-14 01:38 (UTC) - Expand

the same way i am - flying by the seat of your pants and screaming the whole way

thorny - 2012-09-14 01:58 (UTC) - Expand

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tastestherainbow - 2012-09-14 02:22 (UTC) - Expand

god these take effort whyyyy

thorny - 2012-09-15 02:09 (UTC) - Expand

we suffer for our art

tastestherainbow - 2012-09-15 02:37 (UTC) - Expand

we could start a revolution with all the suffering we're doing here

thorny - 2012-09-15 02:52 (UTC) - Expand

This ninja's throwing down some words - sharp, like a katana.
By the end of this thread, you'll be crying for yo mama.

My sweet-ass rhymes are like a brick to your face
Like mace, you disgrace, see it in outer space
Hope the Justice League is watching but let's be real they prolly busy
Still leave you in a tizzy

As all my sick burns go into the double digits
(With a general rule that parents are off-limits)
Like Nicki, I'm tricky
This Batsuit's kinda sticky
...With blood from my enemies
Nonmortally, extremities
Don't bring a knife to a bat fight
That's what we do in this family
But let's be real, Red R, you know how it be

The fury, the mission
Social life in remission
Not that I'm bitter
But I'm still tryinna pay tuition
The fists, the fights, the kiss
(But I don't mean to reminisce)
...We're both a little too white for this.

DIES

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Re: DIES

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Re: DIES

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Re: DIES

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fouryearnap - 2012-09-14 03:52 (UTC) - Expand

oh stephanie y so amazing

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Re: DIES

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this is a great thread

fouryearnap - 2012-09-14 01:44 (UTC) - Expand

Guess who's back... Back again...

Cave is back... Tell a friend.

Now everyone report to the Test floor, To the test floor, to the test floor...

Now Everyone report to the test floor a'right stop...

Portal time.

c'mere little kiddies, on my lap. Guess who's back with a new test track and I don't mean track as in a new place of childish dreams and happy safe place...

AAA!!!

No Worries... Johnson's got a brand new bag of tricks... So what else can we possibly do in this mix.

And F*** Black Mesa they can suck my D***

Yeah let's all mock Black Mesa.
That's just too easy,
even if you had aphasia!

I go a little bit crazy sometimes,
but that happens when you steal my blueprints, asswipes!

Best run, best gun, best hide
Think with portals or you won't survive,
All my testing is pure science, requiring compliance,
There's a price for defiance.

Nobody's gonna know you're dead
Fall in that acid, go ahead and eat lead!
You don't need to be buried,
I'll burn your corpse instead!

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(Anonymous) - 2012-09-13 15:33 (UTC) - Expand

Fffff ^That was all me!

gahddamnlemons - 2012-09-13 15:35 (UTC) - Expand

[ ~~wat~~ ]

[Cause why not]

Pick a card any card
It ain’t dat hard,
ta know an’ ta show
dat Stark, you’re a mess
Let’s put dat suit ta de test.
So put it down in text
In a real show down of AvsX!

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arcofiron - 2012-09-20 10:08 (UTC) - Expand

[ She's so got this. ]

HOPE YOU'RE READY TO STEP UP YOUR GAME
BECAUSE YOU'RE 1000 YEARS TOO SOON TO FACE THE LORD OF FLAME.

I really need to make him more icons but :D

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sagemodes - 2012-09-16 22:13 (UTC) - Expand

I would be lying if I were to say that I was sorry

letyoufinish - 2012-09-14 04:02 (UTC) - Expand

RAP-JACKING

perfectbastard - 2012-09-14 04:43 (UTC) - Expand

buys train ticket to hell

godaime - 2012-09-14 04:33 (UTC) - Expand

[ Twilightlicious. ]

Twi, you better step HIGH.
Cuz if you're feeling brash you better not clash
with the Dash
Or you're gonna CRY like a little FLUTTERSHY.

[ WORD. ]

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machspeed - 2012-09-13 21:14 (UTC) - Expand

[ You know you wanna rap battle with a little girl. She's got sick rhymes.

Ahahaha. ]

I'm-a the second brother
Late outta my mother
Two in a set of twins
Always gonna win
Tellin' ya now: there can be no other

But I ain't-a no 2P this time
'Cuz I'm-a no dozen-for-a-dime
Wearin' green, blue and thrillin'
Champion of koopa-killin'
Number one plumbin' master of rhyme

Grazie for the intro,
Amico italiano
What's up with your accent
Do you really think we talk like that?
It's-a me, Ezio,
Here to show you how we do it-
old school

They should put you in the stocks
And throw away the key
"Koopa-killin'"? Please
Jumping turtles isn't hardcore
Ride to Rome full of bullets
Kill men by the score
Depose tyrants
Train Assassins
Really, need I say more?

Your principessa is in another castello
Just so you know, mio fratello
Take your time
She's just fine
Bedding her was truly-
Sublime.

[Rap battle? Please.]

[He's a refined warrior poet, thank you very much.]

[Bring it.]

Edited 2012-09-14 03:45 (UTC)

[What the hell no why.]

Edited 2012-09-14 03:46 (UTC)

Yo, man! People thought I wore too much gold?
They should've checked you out, you should've probably fold
All of that is just too much
You definitely need a crutch

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babygotback - 2012-09-14 23:43 (UTC) - Expand

Not sorry

saberismywaifu - 2012-09-14 04:20 (UTC) - Expand

awwwww here it goes

rulebreak - 2012-09-14 04:52 (UTC) - Expand

Good evening, professor, from the one true successor
same name, new theory, and I'd say a sharper dresser
under pressure
we know that I'm more apt to keep my head
none the lesser
for you see, my students go where they're led

And dare I bring up
the cup
you think that shit's worth chasing?
Fool's errand, I plan on erasing
these relics, the grail and your dogma the same
because sir,
that's how Waver Velvet plays the game.

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