the { make your own porno } meme

[riotrhythm]

make your own porno meme

it's the biggest of businesses. get laid, and get paid. fake it til you make it. hey, maybe you're just making a home video. everyone's got a reason to get down and dirty in front of a camera.

what's yours?

1. up-and-coming adult star
you're new to the industry, but your looks and personality have gotten you this far! or maybe it's just your looks.

2. the home video
you're amateurs making a home video of your sexual exploits. whether it's embarrassingly awkward or actually really sexy, who knows.

3. the professional
you do this for a living. you know the ropes, the ins and outs (literally) of real porn.

4. doing it for the money
you're broke and you're pretty. even though you're nervous, this seems like a pretty simple way to make some quick cash... right?

5. blackmail video
you've wound up doing a sex tape for someone with less than your full enthusiasm, because you're being blackmailed into it, or maybe you owe a very large debt.

6. a flimsy plot
you're in one of those pornos which attempts to have an actual plot. you're here to fix someone's pipes, or give a bad student detention, maybe do some erotic yoga or whatever.

7. the free lancer
wild card option.

RULES
1. put your character's preferences and stuff in the comment itself. you could also optionally list some of their famous 'talents', or apply powers to a sexual setting!
2. get creative ♥
3. be nice etc don't hate

Comments

Eliot Spencer (Were!AU) | Leverage

[golden_retriever]

5

[shadom]

The lights flickered on one by one as steps could be heard coming closer. The room, no, the cell was barren. Nothing but concrete walls, floor and ceiling and a chain with a man's wrists cuffed to it. Eliot was pulled up high enough he couldn't keep his feet completely on the ground, stripped completely except for his pants. His ankles were cuffed together same as his wrists, shiny metal. Silver. Someone knew what they were doing to who. The ankle cuffs were locked to the ground just as the wrist cuffs hung from the ceiling.

There was a black cloth bag over Eliot's head, blindfolding him and restricting his breathing. The dangle of keys could be heard, a door opening and closing, keys again. Now someone was in the room with Eliot, not human, at least judging by his scent.

[golden_retriever]

Eliot woke slowly, the groggy and unfocused return of a man coming out of a drugged induced slumber. The first thing he recognized was the complete weakness in his limbs. Even before the way he was hanging by his wrists, had to scrabble frantically on tip toes to take the pressure off his shoulders. Or how his sight and hearing and scent were robbed from him, the former lacking completely while the last two became muffled.

Standing, or tiptoeing, was a token effort at best from the weakness that traveled up his legs, just like the cold like radiation of it spreading down from his arms. His weakness had a name.

Silver.

Forcing himself to breathe in and out evenly, slow deep breaths that he had to struggle around the bag to get, he heard the noise of someone entering and recognized the scents of a nonhuman. Oh, he was so screwed.

"What do you want?" he demanded, hoping his growl wasn't as muffled by the bag as his senses were.

[shadom]

"Not much, really. You just have to cooperate, wolf."

The man stepped closer and stopped in front of Eliot, running a hand down his chest.

"Yes, you'll do. Not that I'm surprised, he's always had excellent taste."

Now the bag was pulled away, revealing a man who looked perfectly ordinary. Forgettable, really. But then, so were many disguises. He grabbed Eliot's chin and lifted his face as he looked at it.

"Very nice. This'll be fun."

[golden_retriever]

Eliot snarled at the touch of the the other man and tried to jerk his body back. Yet, balanced on barely his toes, that move only caused him to lose his balance and for a painful moment, he swung from his wrists until he regained his precarious foothold on the ground.

Then the bag came off and had to close his eyes quickly as he adjusted to the light. He growled again, blindly, blinking rapidly, until he finally saw the shape of a man standing before him.

"I'm not cooperatin' for anythin'." Shaking his mane of hair out of his eyes, blue irises shot through with strands of wolf's gold, he breathed out heavily and demanded again, "What the fuck do you want?"

I hope another 5 is okay ^^

[sterlingwins]

[The problem with thinking that things can't get any worse, is that they inevitably always find a way to do just that. Sterling has never really been in the business of making friends, and working this job, that somehow managed to catch up with him. Things went from bad to worse, jeering comments about how they were going to put him on video, ruin him. He was still trying to find a way out of this, navigate some dozen or more angry men with heavy automatic weapons and a video crew.

And then Spencer was in the containment area that definitely left luxuries to be desired. On the upside, maybe he'd be dead before they had a chance to get creative with the video cameras.]

Hello, Spencer.

[He yanked in annoyance against the heavy cuffs on his wrists.]

Oh hey! It's been a while! You want to deal with Wereliot?

[golden_retriever]

[ Eliot sat in the cell, cross legged, eyes closed, and looking perfectly at peace despite his bare concrete prison that surrounded him. However, when his eyes shot open to bore on Sterling, they were a wild mixture of a beast barely kept back by human control. ]

Him!? [ He exclaimed, obviously not addressing the insurance agent but at their mutual captors. Climbing to his feet with ease despite his shackled hands, he pointed one finger at the other man and growled. ]

You've gotta be kiddin' me! I ain't doin' him with a ten feet pole!

Sounded like fun. xDDD

[sterlingwins]

[He caught that look and it caught Sterling's breath for a moment. Both because it was unexpected, something feral and primal and different even from when the man had him pinned back against a bar table, and the fact that Sterling had that dangerous interest in things that weren't safe. Perhaps why he always kept pushing Eliot. Of course, not really the time or place for such concerns, but chances were there might not be a time or a place.]

Not as if I'm thrilled about this particular turn of events either, sweetheart.

[Because he really, really, just couldn't help himself when it came to harassing Eliot. Not good for survival, admittedly, but always amusing.]

Wereliot it shall continue being.

[golden_retriever]

[ Unfortunately for Sterling, it was nearly the full moon too, which meant Eliot's wolf was near the surface and the retrieval specialist was most easily irritated. His time of month, one may say if they didn't value their lives. ]

Oh no, Sterling. No. We're not goin' there.

[ He turned and wanted to protest a bit longer, but their captor had already backed out of the cell and shut the door. The man, the crew, and all the rest of them were safely segregated on the other side away from the snarling Eliot.

So he turned his glare on Sterling. ]

No way I'm doin' anythin' with you.

Charlie Bradbury | Supernatural | F/F

[not_really_charlie]

Re: Charlie Bradbury | Supernatural | F/F

[tea_is_love]

[Is an OC alright? For this the most part her being mute and very active personality would be the only things coming into play.]

Re: Charlie Bradbury | Supernatural | F/F

[not_really_charlie]

(No problem for me. :) )

2

[tea_is_love]

It was a rather silly observation the two lovers made; there wasn't really much porn with mute actresses. Whether it was homemade or not there just didn't seem to be any.

Being the open peppy person she was, Flower gestured to the camera when Charlie voiced this observation. Flower had her faults but one thing she wasn't was ashamed of her body or sex. She enjoyed the act like it was meant to be, a natural expression of affection and passion.

It actually took some convincing for Charlie to get her INTO clothes rather than out of them. This made her equal part pep and confidence. Which left her now eagerly waiting to see if Charlie will go along with this plan.

((OOC: Let me know if there's anything I need to fix. She's a new muse so I'm really just getting used to her xD))

4 lmao poor claire :'(

[cheerhealer]

[ Don't ask, don't tell; it worked the same for porn as it did for the military, right? Using a fake name - Stephanie Frost - she already set all of this up. All she hopes is her family doesn't find out about this.

She is wearing a modest dress and flats, listening to the director (who looks more like a normal guy than what she had expected him to look like) while keeping an eye out for her 'co-star'. She bites her lip and wringing her hands, obviously nervous.

Her first time would be in a porno. She tried not to think too hard about it. ]

*Goes extra evil on Charlie. >,>*

[not_really_charlie]

Charlie wasn't supposed to be here; she was pretty sure of that; she'd wandered into the wrong building, babbled at the wrong person - and now she was wearing a gauzy bit of lingerie that barely covered her nipples of sex.

...of course, the budding objections died when she noticed claire... the fact was she needed the money helping too; she hadn't even seen the director yet. She was frozen.

Until someone spanked her on the bottom, and she bounced her way forward.

[cheerhealer]

Claire locked eyes with Charlie and smiled, an awkward small smile. The lingerie was matching what she had been instructed to put on underneath her dress. Well- could have been worse, right? Right? Right. She inhaled and nodded at the director yelling that it was almost showtime.

Her heart was beating in her ears, and she briefly wondered if it would be too late to walk out.

"Uh- hi."

Matt | Death Note : OTA // Switch

[100percentmail]

((Can't resist something like this lol.))

Hiling Care | Gundam 00

[comfortyou]

2!

[guesstheskittle]

[Revive had just finished setting up for their evening exploits. A few cameras here and there to capture everything]

Ready to do this, Hiling?

[comfortyou]

Ready? I've been waiting forever for you to set the damn things up.

[Hiling pouts at him, crossing her arms over her chest. She hasn't done anything like this before and the anticipation is killing her. He must be doing it on purpose.]

[guesstheskittle]

Well, they are set up. So we can start whenever you ready.

[He walks over to her and smiles down at her, leaning in to kiss her cheek]

Nervous?

The Doctor (10) || Doctor Who

[basicallyrun]

2, hookerverse?

[soundsofdrums]

suuuure~

[basicallyrun]

[When the Master invited the Doctor into the bedroom for spontaneous sex, he hadn't thought anything of it. Little did he know, as he kissed his lover hard and undressed them both quickly, that the former prostitute had planted several cameras in the room.]

Re: suuuure~

[soundsofdrums]

[Though it wasn't exactly good to have a sex tape existing when the Doctor was running for office, the Master had wanted some physical proof of their relationship on hand for himself whenever he got lonely or if things simply...didn't work out, and he wanted to reminisce. Besides, he was good enough with techie things that it wasn't as if someone was going to hack into his computer and take the video file.

He kisses the Doctor back with passion, keeping the camera positions in mind.]

Would it be awful for me to ask you for a full on bloody performance today?