a. There is a strobe light in my taxi. In what way is this safe?
b. You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
c. I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
d. I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.

or choose your own. canon era available