1. If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
2. my mouth tastes like poor choices
3. this lesbian crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire class staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
4. My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
5. I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN BITCH. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN BITCH.
Amanda O'Neill | Little Witch Academia
2. my mouth tastes like poor choices
3. this lesbian crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire class staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
4. My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
5. I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN BITCH. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN BITCH.
6. Text her!