A) I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
B) He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
C) You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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B) He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
C) You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
D) Text him!