Everybody thinks your aunt is hot

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The MILF/DILF MEME
(or the age difference meme)

Society values youth and, admittedly, for good reason. It's a sign of health and vitality; psychologically, it represents unburdened potential and boundless energy. But there's something to be said for wisdom that comes through age and from creating life. Plus, current science says that the sexual peak may be later than we actually think.

Today, we're celebrating those who've either lived enough into adulthood to have a child, or as they're coloquially known - the MILFS and DILFS. Just because you've had a kid, (potentially) settled down, and are all "responsible" doesn't mean you can't have a little fun. The staff has worked hard on providing a proper environment: either a. a suburban neighborhood, b. a facsimile of your character's canon(s), or c. a nebulous AU of your choosing. The young guys and gals will do the rest.

My character isn't a MILF or a DILF, but I want to play them as such! No problem! Feel free to AU and age up. The meme is also left open ended enough that those without kids can be the "older" parties; given the average age of the characters usually played, qualify for the "older" party means being mid-to-late twenties at least, with the ideal minimum being 27-30. Play it fast and loose with everything and throw in other kinks as need be!

What's the Story?

Cougars? You're not being satisfied in your current relationship, but there's something about this youthful person that gets your fire started. It may be wrong, you might feel guilty, but you want some relief, and they could give it to you. Now, to get their attention...

The One Thing You Can't Have? The shoe's on the other foot, and you're the younger party jonesing for that hot, experienced MILF/DILF. Problem is, they think you're just a kid! They won't give you the time of day at all. Can you prove that you're not the little boy that you used to be, you're all grown up and you're begging Stacy please -

Mommy and Daddy Kink? No one's here to play Freud, but sometimes, lacking a role models early in life can seek someone looking for them later, searching for someone who can give them love, pampering, or discipline.

It Would Be My Honor to be Your New Step Father: Uh-oh. The MILF/DILF you're seeing? They're your friends mom or dad! That's likely to put a strain on the relationship.

MILF or DILF to Be: They're not a MILF or DILF yet, but you're about to change that. The obligatory "unsafe sex" or "impregnation" option. Can be part of an insidious plot to make the younger party your "little wife/husband" too!

In the Family? Nobody knows you quite like your own family, so maybe that older relative, parent, or sibling can set you on the right path.

Ageplay? The difference in your ages is the point, and it's what turns you on. The two of you are sure to bring it up and play it up often.

Curiosity? You're tired of people who are immature, or you want to relive earlier days. It's just for fun!

Hot for Teacher? Parents aren't the only ones in positions of power.

Illegal? The younger party is young enough for this to be a danger.

Blackmail? I'm sure your spouse would love to see this...on a porno website! But youngsters can be blackmailed, too. Your naughty ways could be exposed, and what would everyone think of someone so dirty?

Same Age? You're both mature, you can do this. Still, you want to know you've still got it.

When posting, feel free to mention your preferences in the comment, or use the form below:

Name:
Age:
Older or Younger Party?: If you want people the in same age range or bracket or whatever as your character, you can say that, too!
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In:
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A Brief Description of this Character:

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Comments

Pietro Maximoff / MCU / OTA

[fastasssilver]

[he's young, he's hot, someone come ravish his body]

usagi tsukino ☽ sailor moon ☾ f/m

[moonmama]

[ Adorable milf on the lookout for all the young hotties. Fluffy or kinky, idec let's just have fun. Find my prefs and info in this journal! ]

[royalroseofearth]

((would you like to do something with Mamoru here? He could be either her equally mature husband for the "Same Age" prompt, or AU'd into a young man who has the hots for this very lovely woman for most of the other options. I'm good with either fluff or kink))

chel ; the road to el dorado ; f/m

[servesthegods]

[ idk, milf? ]

[generalflirt]

[ So I would absolutely love to play off milf Chel do you have any sort of set up or direction which sounds particularly fun for you? ]

[wind_magician]

[ ooc: Oh gosh, milf!Chel sounds fantastic. What sort of scenario would you enjoy the most? Maybe Yosuke is friends with her kid and could come over to help with some chores. He could clean the pool and she could come out in a bikini to sun and tease? ]

Chi-Chi [ Dragon Ball / Z ] F/M

[princessbride]

( Pretty much your textbook milf...except she's possibly one of the world's strongest women and a former expert martial artist. You know, your usual stuff.

Depending on how we swing the scene, she can be a doting older partner, secretly relishing a younger man's attention, a caring mentor, or a strict disciplinarian - hatesex, maybe? IDK. )

Oliver Queen / Green Arrow | Arrowverse | M/M

[something_else]

[ Older party, The One Thing You Can't Have prompt ]

Nidalee | League of Legends | OTA

[claworspear]

[ Older party. ]

Lordgenome | Gurren Lagann | M/F

[spiralking]

[ Big buff dilf time. ]

Paul | Pokemon | OTA

[battlestandby]

[Younger party, 16 years old. Prefs to: The One Thing You Can't Have, MILF To Be, Ageplay, Illegal, Blackmail, and receiving end on Cougars.]

Dr. K | OC | OTA

[abyss_also_gazed]

((Older party. She's 41 years old and mostly straight but will not hesitate to use sex and drugs as a means of controlling and manipulating younger women as well as men.))

[meteorlogical]

[Would there be any interest in a young man who has powers that allow him to heal others, and a few other tricks up his sleeves?]

[abyss_also_gazed]

((As an intern, or as a test subject? Because if she knows about his abilities, it's much likelier to be the latter.))

[meteorlogical]

[Possibly started off as intern, built up a rapport, but once the cat was out of the bag, she could treat him more like a test subject. Maybe she wants him to use his power on her or just wants to test how far he can go with it.]

[abyss_also_gazed]

((If she knows about his abilities, she's going to be keeping him in a secure containment facility while she arranges tests - like having him use his powers to patch up her 'verse's equivalent of D-class personnel (probably whom the site's Head of Containment has specifically wounded for the purpose of these tests), since she needs to have an extensive data set demonstrating that people he's healed don't, say, turn into monsters or spontaneously develop all-over cancer before she can recommend he be used for treating injured containment specialists.

So how do you feel about some Stockholm syndrome? Because she'd totally play to that if it'd help keep him cooperative.))

[meteorlogical]

[He's going to need plenty of food to regenerate his strength, but he'll go along with it and keep telling himself he's helping those people so it'll be ok in the end, right? Right. If she feeds him that story and entices him to keep working for her when he begins to ask too many questions, it should work.]

[abyss_also_gazed]

((Sounds good! Do you want to go ahead and write a starter?))

[meteorlogical]

[I can do that in a little while, yes. I'll probably start off right after he'd healed another worker and had something to eat, asking himself wtf was happening to all these people so often.]

Let me know if this works.

[meteorlogical]

Secure containment. That's what they'd called it. He'd gone from being an intern to a part of the facility in rather short order and there was little he could do about it. The doors were sealed, the air was piped in, and even the food was prepared on site in a little kitchen. He'd seen it once, talked to the cook, a nice fellow as he recalled. Now he couldn't see that guy, or anyone at all really other than the occasional guard and the patients they'd bring in. Then there was Dr. K, the woman at the center of it all. That was how he saw it anyway. She would come down to check on him, at first cold and clinical, but lately he wondered if she actually cared. Maybe he was imagining it but he was beginning to feel like she spent more time in his room, cell, whatever it was. Then again she could have just wanted more information. No, it had to be the other thing.

She was his only real human contact anymore. There was a time when he craved isolation away from the rest of the world. One of those situations where one had to be careful what one wished for. Kazuki was miserable, the only bright point when some sick person came in for him to heal. Why were there so many of them? Some of the injuries were superficial, cuts and bruises, but the rest were like a burn of some kind, and there was something weird about them. Whenever he'd try to heal those wounds, there was a resistance, like an energy force was pushing back against his. It was never strong enough to block him out but made him tired more quickly. He'd just seen someone in that condition and now he was finishing his dinner. Or was it breakfast? There were no windows, he had no idea what time it was. He'd just finished his sandwich when he heard the locks on the door begin to cycle and looked up to see who was paying him a visit.

Yes, it is great! Sorry, things have been crazy busy

[abyss_also_gazed]

Kazuki was a potential goldmine, assuming his powers could be completely verified - which, it seemed, was something they were well on their way to. It had been several months, during which Dr. K had him use his healing abilities on D-class personnel with a wide variety of injuries and communicable diseases, and so far none of them showed anything other than complete recovery. It had reached the point where her live-in, not-quite-boyfriend - Gauron, the site's head of containment - had become involved in experiment design, because the next step in the testing process would involve his subordinates. The ultimate goal of determining whether Kazuki's powers were safe in the long term for use on humans, after all, was to use him to support the containment team - and beyond that, to see whether he was usable for Project Manasaputra.

Project Manasaputra was the Habakkuk Foundation's effort to breed and/or genetically engineer the perfect containment team, and Dr. K had already referred several specimens forward in it. With any luck, Kazuki would be the next in it; she had already begun testing his abilities against wounds resulting from exposure one of the most surprisingly common Allende-class hazards, HKA-17. Dr. K herself had a wide chemical burn scar across her ribcage from the time when she'd been a resident and her senior colleague had decided that the apparent docility of the specimen meant that all the usual security procedures weren't needed; she didn't resent her for it, however, because said former senior colleague would be in an assisted living facility for the rest of her life with burn scars over 90% of her body, including ones that left only the barest film of tissue overlying her skull.

As many tests as Kazuki had passed with flying colors, it was almost tempting, to try to get him to use his powers on Dr. K, because it wasn't like she didn't have plenty of things to heal - the scars, the missing arm, at the very least the alcohol and cocaine addictions. However, those were all things she'd gotten used to working around, so she wasn't going to take any chances with herself anytime soon. For now, she was just maintaining her usual schedule of check-ins with him, and pushing things just far enough that he wouldn't realize anything out of the ordinary had occurred when he was finally accepted for Manasaputra's genetic pool. "Hey - how are you feeling?"

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4 | M/F

[wind_magician]

[ ooc: Younger party! I usually play him aged up to 18, but I can go a year or two lower. Consensual, non-adulterous scenarios only, please; kinks are in his profile! My favorites from the list of options would be Cougar, One Thing You Can't Have and Hot for Teacher. ]