For those time you can't go all the way

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THINKING OF YOU ( a meme for all your mutual masturbation et al needs! ) There's nothing more embarrassing than being walked in on during your private time...except, maybe, if the person who's walking in is the one you're thinking about while taking care of business. Oops. You just can't help it! Picturing someone you don't know, as sexy as a random model or superstar may be, is nowhere near as appealing as when your mental images are personal - maybe you can't even get excited unless you're thinking of someone you know. This person could be the one you've wanted forever but can't have, a new fantasy, a partner you can't be with right now, anyone that accidentally came to mind and you couldn't unsee, a new fantasy, someone completely taboo, or even a person you just picked because you wanted to. Can you not let them know that you were totally picturing them in the most compromising of positions, or is the cat out of the bag because you were obvious or verbal? How will you feel about being walked in on? Mortified, probably, if you're normal. Freaked out? ...even more aroused? Hey, it could happen! Bodies are weird. But things don't just end in your total humiliation, oh no. That would be too convenient. The person's not leaving. They're angry, perhaps demanding an answer, maybe wanting to tease you, or possibly curious. Actually, they may just want to join you. I bet that never happened in you wildest fantasies. How to Play This being a smut meme, you know the above encounter will end in sex of some sort. Feel free to use this meme to get your mutual masturbation kink on or anything else you can possibly think of. Reply with your character and preferences (ie, women only, definitely no taboo, etc). Assumed CR is definitely going to be a thing here. Top level comments are the ones being walked in on by those commenting to them. If you'd prefer, you can leave your comment blank, or you can give a short blurb about what your character is doing to get themselves off. Think of it as a headcanon meme, especially if your character has unique physiology. Reply to others. Thread!

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Lena Luthor | Supergirl | F/F

[superceo]

[Probably in her office (knock first next time!), but open to other ideas. Canonmates, cross-canon, and AU's all welcome.]

[danvers]

[ That'll teach her not to walk in without knocking first - but in Supergirl's defense, she doesn't tend to wait around for Lena's assistant to buzz her in - considering she comes and goes by balcony entrance. She probably could have overheard the situation long before she realized exactly what was going on, but she never likes to eavesdrop on a friend.

And Lena is her friend, even if Kara hasn't quite gotten up the nerve to confess the truth to her. It's impossible not to hear Lillian's words echoing in her head every time she considers it, and as much as she'd love to believe that Lena wouldn't hate her forever for withholding her secret identity she doesn't know for sure. She hates the uncertainty of it all, but she'd rather keep Lena's friendship in whatever way she can - even if it involves a lie.

If pressed, she's not really going to have a good reason for why she's here, and she's not going to be able to unsee the sight of Lena stretched out across the couch in her office. She'd walked in confidently and now all she can do is splutter, her mouth forming words that are never fully voiced. At the same time, she almost can't look away either - until she finally does, her cape spiraling around her as she quickly pivots. ]

I am - so sorry.

diana ; wonder woman (2017) ; ota

[10x]

[ why repress your natural instincts? come, let off some steam with her!

f/m, f/f, crosscanon, bring it. ]

Ray Barnett || ER || OTA

[rockingdoc]

[ooc: warning for the fact you may walk in on a man sans his prosthetic legs.]

[ladyofficerfriendly]

[ooc: Ray was one of my favorites on ER. Should he be walked in on, perhaps in the on-call room?]

sam wilson | mcu | ota

[wingedman]

[open to m/m and m/f. check permissions for prefs.]

Re: sam wilson | mcu | ota

[punched_hitler]

[Just checking in - I'm totally down for a thread if you're interested, do you have a preference as to who gets walked in on?]

betty cooper ♡ riverdale ♡ ota

[girlygumshoe]

[ slight f/m pref, but whatevs is fine. just no barchie, please.

voicetesting and canon watching, so be gentle. ]

Steve McGarrett | Hawaii Five-0 | ota

[risktaking]

[Probably catching him on his back deck of his house.]

peter quill ( marvel comics ) ota

[starbuckslord]

( no kitty, please. maybe gamora for non-shipping/teammate mutual sexual tension relief. )

davy jones ( oc ) ota

[dweomer]

leto hawkins ( oc ) ota

[stardog]

wally west ( dc comics ) ota

[retrocog]

steve rogers ( mcu )

[clipeifer]

( shipping prefs. on profile. )

Lavender Brown | Harry Potter | OTA

[lavenderspells]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | F/M

[bozhemoi]

Sam Witwicky | Transformers | m/f

[thederpiestprime]

lawless | servamp | ota

[evekiller]

[ au and crossovers welcome. ]

Lulu | FFX | f/f

[beltskirt]

[She'll probably try to take command of the situation, possibly roping your character into finishing her off.

Unless you're Yuna. Then it gets awkward.]

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf

[ex_prick866]

Archie Andrews | Riverdale

[ex_hunk753]

Angel | Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[ex_angelus307]

Re: Angel | Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[hartless_cowboy]

(( Did you miss me? ))

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries

[angelus]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[ex_boning176]

Pietro Maximoff | MCU

[kurogane]

Oliver Queen | Arrow

[theterminator]

Scott Summers | X-Men

[cyke]

Delia Battista | Star Trek OC | OTA

[attackpatternbattista]

(Why stop what comes naturally? Sure, there's inappropriate moments, but when there's downtime?)