I can be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake

[simplememes]

SECRET relationship; The fact that you're in a relationship with this person isn't public knowledge. Actually, no one knows about it except for the people involved. Maybe you guys are just private like that; on the other hand, it may be a necessity to keep things a secret from others. Maybe you're both team mates, and others on the team would give you grief, or you're not suppose to be dating, or you're not the type to usually date and you're only testing the waters. Perhaps it's the combination of you two, possibly an odd couple, that would bring some controversy or some teasing. Or, you know, you could not want to deal with friends and relatives being busybodies. Your reasons are your own. Are you content with stealing moments to be together as a couple? Do you want to make your relationship known and the fact that you can't drives you batty? Remember, there are lots of benefits to dating in secret. You can be yourselves completely, away from prying eyes, and get to know each other better as potential longterm romantic partners. In a way, it's ideal. ...still, do you ever wish you could scream from the rooftops how much you care for your significant other? how to play. ★ Comment with your character, preferences, and information. ★ Reply to others. ★ Play out stolen moments (◡‿◡✿), secret dates (◕‿◕✿), secret handholding (⊙‿⊙✿), and secret kissing ( /)w(\✿)!

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diana ; wonder woman (2017) ; ota

[10x]

[ why would she keep her passions a secret? ]

betty cooper ♡ riverdale ♡ ota

[girlygumshoe]

[ slight f/m pref, but whatevs is fine. just no barchie, please.

voicetesting and canon watching, so be gentle. ]

Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim | m/m

[tenkillrecord]

Chuck canonly receives media attention, so I'd rather play is as it's a secret from the public and not something that no one knows he also occasionally shares a brain with his dad so herc would definitely know regardless.

[tenkillrecord]

I'm pretty flexible with whatever if you have a preference. If you wanna do pre-Pitfall, I'm more than happy to do that too. We could set it that Raleigh came in a decent amount of time earlier that a relationship could have formed before Pitfall?

Or if we do post-Pitfall, maybe they've just come out of a like a hero victory tour or whatever and are trying to settle into a domestic life?

Sansa Stark | Game of Thrones

[notenderheart]

Archie Andrews | Riverdale

[ex_hunk753]

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf

[ex_prick866]

Oliver Queen | Arrow

[theterminator]

Peter Hale | Teen Wolf

[gohan]

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries

[angelus]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[ex_boning176]

monty | mcu | open

[ratherfun]

The Joker | The Dark Knight / Nolan!verse | ota

[why_s0_serious]

Jessamine Kaldwin | Dishonored

[oftheisles]

[ i mean it is literally canon ]

jake peralta | b99

[deathblade]

Alice Abernathy | Resident Evil | OTA

[alice_fell_down]

[ Haven't seen the Final Chapter yet. ]

Zoey Westen | original character

[pythianwoman]

[m/f unless we've threaded together before.

There’s a little information about Zoey here]

Missy | Doctor Who

[heymissy]

[What a thing it is to be let out of the Vault. Funny, she thinks distantly, how moving from one prison to another can feel like freedom. Well, it isn't, and she knows that, even as she discreetly runs her hands over the TARDIS control panels, finding them all biolocked. Of course.

She looks up at the Doctor.]

So, no more picking you up then.

[He can't deny that she saved him. He would have been left stranded on Mars if it wasn't for her.]

[helpline]

No more picking me up just yet. After all, you might get ideas. Swinging in at the last minute, right when everything seems lost to show off how clever you are and save the day? I've got that trademarked.

[ It's an odd thing, having Missy on the TARDIS like this. Having Missy so close by, without the walls of the Vault separating the two. She's like one of those poisonous rainforest snakes, something interesting and beautiful and amazing to look at, but that you know still might poison you at any given moment.

(Though those might be poisonous Betelgeuse snakes. He always gets those two confused.)

Still, it would be...nice having Missy close by. Oh, he adores Bill and he adores Nardole (most of the time) but the fact remains that neither of them are Time Lords and neither of them have the history that the Doctor and Missy have. Even if this little adventure fails miserably, as least he'll have given it a shot. ]

I'm not dropping you off back on Earth though, [ he says, as if it's obvious. ] Not yet, at least.

[ and he doesn't yet know if he ever will. ]

[heymissy]

[Well, that's promising. It implies he thinks she might be picking him up in future. She raises her eyebrows, but gives away nothing other than the smallest of smiles. And he's not the only one who can swoop in and save the day, as she's already proven.

She turns away from the console and clasps her hands to face him, the very image of good behaviour.]

Good. I've been stuck on Earth for long enough. Give me an interesting planet. [She spreads her arms, imagining a taste of freedom.] Clouds of gold dust. Ancient robot warriors battling time travelling vampires. A decent spa. I'm sure you can manage at least two out of three.

[helpline]

I think we can manage gold dust and a spa--though that planet's got time travelling jellyfish, not vampires. We'll pop over, spend some time there, and get back before Nardole comes back from the shop.

[ And ah. Nardole. That's...something he'll need to talk with Missy about. The Doctor's expression falters for a moment as he frowns, deciding what to say about the situation. ]

Obviously he won't be too pleased about all of this. As soon as he discovers you're out of the vault and not going back in, it'll be another round of 'why'd you do this Doctor, can't you see this is a bad idea Doctor.' [ The Doctor rolls his eyes just so he can tell Missy exactly what he thinks of Nardole's badgering. ]

You're not going back in there, though. [ Just...he needs to think of another option to break the ice. ]

[heymissy]

[Oh dear, he hasn't told the egg man. Naughty Doctor. There's the edge of a smirk on her lips as she watches him falter.]

Well, I'm sure you can tell him in good time. When you're not busy. So how about that planet?

[She gestures at the console. Only he can take them there. She can't work the controls.]

[helpline]

[ ....fuck it. With a wide grin, the Doctor pulls a lever down on the TARDIS and the spaceship whirs to life. She's right, he'll have to come up with a good explanation eventually. But time machine! He has all the time in the world to come up with an explanation and, right now, he's going to take Missy to the spa planet with the time traveling jellyfish.

He walks around the console, flipping switches and turning knobs, doing all the little fiddly bits that the Doctor does to impress Bill and the others, but that Missy knows is just routine TARDIS safety protocols. ]

How about that planet indeed! A spa day, with the famous Golden Caelum Clouds hovering over us for the view. Personally, I think I'll go for a pedicure. Mars is terrible on the feet.

[heymissy]

[Oh look at that, it's happening. They're actually travelling somewhere together. She meets his grin with a knowing smile of her own and sits down to watch him at the controls. His long fingers are ever so elegant on the console. It's like playing a piano.]

A manicure for me. These nails could do with some colour. Actually, all those clouds, it might rain. I'd better fetch my umbrella.

[Don't mind her, she's just going to pop downstairs to grab her umbrella. Not that it has any special properties or anything. Just a normal umbrella.]

[helpline]

[ Don't mind him, he's just watching Missy as she heads downstairs, eyes lingering a bit too long as she leaves.

and yeah, sure. Normal umbrella his foot. Still, he won't stop her from taking the "normal umbrella." He used to have sonic sunglasses after all, can't judge. ]

Go with purple! [ he hollers at Missy from the main console area. He's still up there, flipping switches, doing all the show off travel bits. ] It's a nice color and that body can pull it off.

[heymissy]

This body can pull any colour off. [Again, don't mind her, she's just rummaging around...] Except possibly turquoise. I'm not a fan of turquoise, it's like the ocean has gone radioactive.

[Ah ha. There's her umbrella. She grabs it, twirls it around for good measure, and then sashays back up to the console.]

Are we there yet?

[He's not still fannying around with the controls, is he? Show-off.]

[helpline]

That's me with bright red. It's all chemical and terrible cherry flavoring.

[ He hates that, things that are supposed to taste like cherries but in reality taste like red. Why advertise that they taste like cherries then! Cause they definitely don't! ]

We're almost there. Just need to adjust one of the temporal coordinates- [ said as he flips a switch far too dramatically. ] And voila! Here we are!

[heymissy]

[She smiles at him, big and bright and genuine.] Well, what are we waiting for?

[She walks over to the entrance of the TARDIS, then remembers that she can't get out by herself. The Doctor will have to open the door for her. Missy tucks her umbrella beneath one arm and holds out the other. Will the gentleman escort the lady to this new planet?]

[helpline]

[ Taking her hand, the Doctor leads the two of them out of the TARDIS, closing the door with a snap of his fingers behind him. This is still him showing off.

And so, they step out of the TARDIS, right at the doors of some fancy space spa. Golden clouds linger in the sky and the grass is an odd shade of pink, but otherwise it looks fairly Earth-like. The automatic doors open for them, as the Doctor reaches into his coat pocket to pull out the psychic paper to flash at the confused receptionist. ]

Hullo there! Party of two, I believe we've made our appointments already?

[ He has not made his appointment already. ]

[heymissy]

[Missy knows this and gives the receptionist a wink anyway, but hey they get through which is the main thing, the receptionist quickly arranging for the Doctor to have a pedicure at the same time that Missy will get her manicure. Other than that, there's the pool to enjoy with its glass ceiling allowing a spectacular view of the golden clouds.

In fact, gold seems to be the theme of the day as Missy returns from her manicure to meet the Doctor at the cloud loungers dressed in a velvety golden robe and golden slippers. She sets down her umbrella next to the lounger, then holds out her hand to the Doctor.]

What do you think?

[Her nails have been painted a shade of deep purple. It matches the eye shadow she's wearing as well since the staff were kind enough to offer a proper beauty treatment after she threatened to have them fired and/or disembowelled. She does like being pampered every once in a while.]

[helpline]

[ The Doctor's wearing the same golden robe though without the slippers. He's sitting in a waiting room type area, his feet propped up like he owns the place as he reads a Beatrix Potter book. His toenails are also painted, though it's a dark red that matches the lining of that coat he wears a lot.

Hey, they said the toenail polish came with the package. And it's been years since he had his toenails painted. Besides, if he doesn't like it, he can just wear socks all the time.

As Missy approaches, the Doctor looks over her nails, giving her a nod as he sets down his book. ]

That's purple, [ he says, pointing out the obvious. ] I think it looks good on you! It's a nice color, at least. Very matchy.

[heymissy]

Thank you. [And she takes note of his feet, including the red polish.] Nice toenails.

[She sits down next to him, lying back on the chair to make herself comfortable.]

So is this another test? Letting me out unsupervised. It's like a school trip.

[helpline]

If it's a test, then it's a rubbish one. There's not much you could do in a spa anyway. [ Now if they were in a hardware store on the other hand...no, let's not think about the amount of chaos Missy could cause in a hardware store. ]

What's the most you could do, make someone choke on nail polish? If they're stupid enough to let you shove a bottle of nail polish down their throat, then they deserve it.

[ This isn't a test and yet it is. The Doctor desperately wants them to be friends again, to have the two Time Lords return to old times. Part of that is just seeing how they deal with friend things to begin with. After all, if they play croquet and he spends the entire game miserable, then maybe this wouldn't work.

But man how he hopes this will work. ]

[heymissy]

You'd be surprised. I could whip up a cocktail that turned those golden clouds into toxic gas, poisoning everyone on the planet below. Spa equals treatments equals chemicals. You'd be amazed at the stuff people slap on their skin.

[She lifts her hand, examining her fingernails again. The deep purple.]

It wouldn't be hard at all.

[She'd been thinking about it during the manicure, concocted a whole plan in her head. How the people would beg her to save them. How she would show them mercy, if only they stooped at her feet. Everything she sees, she works out how to destroy or control. It's like she can't do anything else.]

Rey | SW:TFA | OTA

[thesefirststeps]