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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0


- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

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[volumeone]

"Something like that," Peter smile is slightly dreamy. "You'll see more than some boring stars. Promise."

He shifts closer to Clara, the size difference between them made even more obvious when he looks down at her and she looks up, her thumb hooked through his belt loop. It's a position he remembers well, right down to how she can sneak her fingers a little lower, straddling that line between protective and indecent. She used to go for "indecent" if he was wearing the longer jacket, sometimes coping in a squeeze that used to get him to grin. His chin lefts when she mentions Ego, with all of a human's nosiness. It's almost...cute.

"It went awesome," Peter says. "He said I got the best parts of him. Showed me how the world looks to a Celestial like him and it's badass. Check it out."

And Peter doesn't start big and flashy, like Ego with his planet and his fancypants egg-ship and riding around cowboy-style in pure vacuum like it's no big deal. That's a surefire way to get a human uneasy at best, scared at worst. With Clara, he starts smaller, less ambitious, but more personal. He uses what memories they had together to his advantage instead of steamrolling over them.

He holds out his hand, palm up, fingers slightly curled like he's about to snap them. His eyes drift down to direct her gaze. For a moment there's nothing. Then something seems to spark, a delicate, pretty blue glow flashes out from within his palm, briefly backlighting the bones of his hand, before it twists into something solid. A second later, he's holding up glowing version of Clara's leaf between his fingers, the sparks still popping faintly off like miniature fireworks as he holds it out to her.

To Ego, it was just a leaf, not even worth a thought to make. To Clara, though, she'll know exactly what it means.

[ex_bossily211]

She's actually just about to sneak her fingers lower in an attempt to get him to smile when he decides to do something that floors her. While she really isn't sure what a Celestial even is, but just from the name and what Peter's just done alone she realizes that he's a lot more powerful than she thought. She thinks he's the strongest person she knows, but to see the leaf that he creates leaves her feeling so weak in comparison to him.

He knows about this leaf and its importance to her. She's told him about the leaf, told him how she lost it trying to help the Doctor. Seeing him create a glowing version of the thing she holds responsible for her even being born makes her look close to tears. None fall, of course, since she's sentimental but not needlessly emotional. He's done a good job of captivating her completely, and she's gobsmacked as she reaches out to delicately take his creation from him.

"You remembered."

The fact that he did isn't all that surprising. He's usually pretty thoughtful and can even be romantic when he wants to be. But this is so incredibly special to her that she ends up falling for him a little more. Smiling with all the affection that she's currently feeling for him, her eyes glance upward and meet his. It's an oddly defining moment in their relationship, she thinks. The whole world is bustling around them and the Doctor's out there somewhere, but the only person that matters is Peter.

And that's why, in the middle of this perfect moment where she gets such a thoughtful gift, she draws her touch down from his belt loop to a little lower. It's not entirely indecent, but it's enough to make her crack a grin anyway.

"You must be gunning for one hell of a welcome back present."

[volumeone]

She's done it enough times to feel the curve of his ass and it's just as legit as the last time she did this, as if she needed more proof this was Peter.

"You caught me," Peter is as shameless as his smile. "Let's swap presents on the ship."

As much as he'd like to start the Expansion right now, he isn't entirely sure how fast it will happen. It might catch Clara in the sweep if he can't control it and the whole point of this exercise is to have her by his side, at least for a little while, before he heads to Earth and drops her off there. It seems like it'd be poetic or whatever to terraform her old stomping grounds while she's back home to see and appreciate it. For now, though, Peter's taking this slower and more cautious than Ego, still unsure of his abilities and hoping he doesn't blow an empty Celestial wad activating his power against a whole world. Clara's leaf is one thing. An entire planet?

Ego may have enlightened him, opened his eyes whether he wanted it or not at the time, but Peter still feels human emotions like embarrassment. No pressure here...

"C'mon, I'm docked over here."

Peter catches the blue glow of Clara's leaf as it bobs along with her jog. They head back into the city proper, diving into the neon lights and buzz of conversation in a thousand alien dialects. The smell of restaurants and bars hits him like a wave, makes a part of the old him nostalgic even as the new part - the better part - crinkles his nose in disgust. Her hand warms him, slender fingers entangled with his as they dodge and weave and have to take a detour because it's some festival and they've blocked several streets with stalls and games.

The ship he takes her to isn't the Milano. It's sleeker, arching pale creams and white just like his Dad's ride. Maybe it isn't exactly giving off the "egg" vibe, but it's definitely fancier than his usual.

"Rocket and Groot are fixing up the Milano," Peter shows Clara where the hatch is. It whispers open and instead of the usual smell of engines and fur and people his old ship had, this one smells...clean, very faintly of lavender. "After you."

[ex_bossily211]

She's almost disappointed that he doesn't bring her to the Milano. She's come to think of it as a home of sorts, one that can get them just about anywhere they want. This new ship is nice, but it's not the same. It doesn't have any of their history attached to it. But she's willing to give it a chance since Peter seems fine with it, and she makes her way inside to look around.

"It's so...clean," she notices, glancing back at him over her shoulder with a little smile.

"We'll have to pop by the TARDIS at some point. All my things I packed up when I left Earth are there."

If she knew he planned on bringing her back at some point, she'd be livid. But she's blissfully unaware of his plans and is just glad to be in his company again. She's really missed him while he was away. It's why she's almost pressed to his side once they're both in and the hatch closes, sealing them away from the bustling planet they're on. Her leaf is still on the front of her mind, though her eyes scan things over as she looks around.

They haven't been on board all that long when she curls her fingers in his belt loops and tugs him so he's standing facing her. Smiling up at him, she keeps her fingers wrapped in those loops as she backs him up against a nearby wall.

"It feels like forever since we've been alone together."

It hasn't been, of course. They fooled around some before he left to be with hiss father, but Clara's always a bit insatiable when it comes to him. He's probably still got things he wants to talk about, so for now she settles just for a hungry and demanding kiss that draws out until she's nearly dizzy. When she pulls away she's got a content smile on her kiss swollen lips and a dreamy look in her eyes.

The blue leaf she's got in her hand catches her attention and she's reminded of how many questions she has about his father.

[volumeone]

Yeah, it helps when it's a Celestial ship. Oh, and you don't have a bunch of mortals eating all your food and using all your hot water. All that fun stuff.

"I'll make sure you're covered," Peter says. If he's lucky, the TARDIS - and its pilot - will be trapped below and hopefully the Expansion will catch the two of them by surprise before the Doctor goes on the offensive. Peter might have god-tier powers now, but he doesn't know, truthfully, how he'd run up against an experienced Time Lord with his own pile of Seriously Bad Shit under his belt. Probably should've asked Ego how to handle an alien like that.

His back hits the cool wall, Clara taking charge just like she used to. He remembers his Guide is - was? Should he already be thinking of her as past-tense? - pushy. She bossed him around and he was okay with it, desperately needed it as a Sentinel barely keeping it under wraps, and it got to the point where this feels familiar, like muscle memory. Despite Ego's power buzzing hungrily over the surface, Peter leans forward and kisses back, his lips crushing against Clara's. He surfaces decidedly less out of breath than she is, his tongue flicking out to run across his lips.

She won't get too many chances to do that. Might as well savor it.

His hand cups Clara's face, thumb idly stroking against the corner of her mouth. "Let me get the ship started and we can fool around as much as you like."

His mortal body probably wouldn't mind. It's been awhile and he hasn't been able to flick the on/off switch as easily as Ego could: Peter's aware of his baser instincts, the need to propagate the old-fashioned, inefficient way. At least anything with Clara is familiar territory. It's comforting, in a way, from how he can cup her body against his or she'd sometimes tangle her fingers in his hair and tug him closer.

Peter bends down to press his forehead gently against hers. "Promise it'll just be you and me. No distractions."