bakerstreet | the morning after meme (expanded)

prepare to lose half your life staring at this.

the morning after

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme

→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios
① BREAKFAST IN BED: YOUR PARTNER'S UP AND ABOUT -- MAYBE DRESSED, MAYBE NOT -- AND IN THE KITCHEN. WHAT ARE THEY MAKING YOU? COULD IT BE... GRILLED CHEESE?
② HIT ME BABY: THEY'RE SUCH A PEACEFUL SLEEPER. A PEACEFUL, SEXY SLEEPER. ACTUALLY THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THAT SLEEPING HAPPENING. WHY DON'T YOU WAKE THEM UP, WORLD'S KINDEST ALARM?
③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED: YOU WAKE UP TO FIND THEY'RE RUMMAGING ABOUT FOR THEIR CLOTHES, ABOUT TO LEAVE. WHY THE RUSH, AND CAN YOU CONVINCE THEM TO STAY?
④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER: AND THE EVENING, MAYBE EVEN THE MORNING AFTER AFTER... HOURS HAVE PASSED BUT YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER! OR MAYBE ONE OF YOU JUST WON'T...
⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL: THERE'S A TIGER IN THE CLOSET, A BABY IN THE BATHROOM, AND A TOTAL STRANGER CURLED UP BESIDE YOU. WHO IS THIS PERSON BESIDE YOU SMELLING OF TEQUILA AND REGRET? DO THEY KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT WHAT, OR WHO, WENT DOWN THAN YOU DO?
⑥ WET AND WILD: DON'T FEEL TOO LONELY WAKING UP BY YOURSELF -- THE SHOWER'S ON AND THE SOUND OF WATER FALLING IS MIGHTY INVITING. WHY DON'T YOU GET CLEANED UP -- OR DOWN AND DIRTY ALL OVER AGAIN?
⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE: SLEEP? WHAT IS THIS SLEEP THING YOU SPEAK OF? DAWN'S BREAKING AND NEITHER OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN A WINK, OR WANT ONE. WHO'S READY FOR ROUND asjldkjl?
⑧ A BITTER PILL: TURNS OUT THE REASON YOU SCORED WASN'T YOUR SPARKLING WIT AND MAGNETIC CONFIDENCE. YOUR PARTNER HAD AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE -- THEY ALREADY KNEW IT, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO. RECON? REVENGE? REBOUND? TAG AND FIND OUT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!
⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE: THAT SLEEPY PERSON IN YOUR LIVING ROOM HAD A GREAT NIGHT -- WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. WELL, MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WHILE YOU'RE BOTH THERE, RIGHT? ... RIGHT?
⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN!

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[The smell of breakfast and the sound of cooking utensils might just be enough to wake up the dead. GLaDOS has an apron on, and is rather cheerily cooking up some pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries. Why? She just feels like it.]

[Most people, upon finding a dead pig and various pictures of necrotic flesh, scientific implements, notes and more upon the kitchen table of last night's conquest, would probably run- especially because John is at work, and so Alice has really no reason to stay. Instead, however, of fleeing, she's taking in the whole scene with a thoughtful, unworried gaze. There's something almost unnerving about her composure; she might be dressed in yesterday's clothes, but she exudes an air of extreme self-possession.

She's made coffee. It may be a luring tactic. Turning abruptly, having apparently concluded her observations--]

It's a study into the blisters produced by autolysis- specifically, comparing them to near-identical blisters symptomatic of poisons which would otherwise be undetectable. How am I doing?

[And good morning to you too, Alice.]

[Preference for women; will sleep with men for non-sexual reasons (money, power etc). Also, feel free to go with platonic bed-sharing.]

[ Her eyes strained against the early morning light that came in through the curtains. Sleeping in late were a luxury a militant life Miranda had long since been robbed of. In spite of this, she still felt the heavy weight of a poor nights rest weigh down on her as she tried to navigate the foreign kitchen with bleary eyes.

With a little luck, she finally managed to utilize the archaic cookware and brew a pot of coffee. ]

of course!

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bueno

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[ The x-man groaned slightly in his sleep but hardly stirred. One hand wrapped around the thinner boy's waist and naked as the day he was born. He couldn't really recall how this all happened. But it had. His face pressed against the pillow as he dreamed.]

[Open to anything and everyone!~]

((OOC: Is an AU Grand Highblood alright? Basically the spectrum is swapped, meaning Meenah was the mutant and Gamzir here her best friend. So he's a lot more friendly and caring.))

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2!

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<3

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<33

scribes - 2012-09-01 02:30 (UTC) - Expand

These two are far more adorable than I though they'd be xD

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i did not expect it either xD

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When Mercy woke up and realized that she was in bed with a strange man she wasn't quite sure what to do. It certainly wasn't anything she'd done before. A quick glance told her he seemed to be sleeping soundly, so she did her best to slide quietly out of bed and begin the search for her clothes.

Edited 2012-09-01 00:17 (UTC)

[ vampire- and reincarnated-AU versions also available! ]

After what seemed like a good hour of trying to carefully untangle herself from the sheets of the bed, Jess was now trying to gather up her clothes. Having thus far found her tank top and panties which she had pulled on, while still rummaging around as quietly as possible. She was already late for work and making herself only later with the lack of clothing and the fact she couldn't find the rest of it. With a groan she threw aside a couple items of his and continued on her search.

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((also available in mcu flavour.))

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SHODAN | System Shock | OTA

How could it be anything but 1

sherlock holmes | bbc's sherlock | ota

09

Faith Lehane || BTVS, ATS, Angel & Faith || Het

irene adler | bbc sherlock

hopes outside canons are k

peter parker | the amazing spiderguy

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Jessica Matthews | The Walking Dead [OC] | Het

Nymphadora Tonks | Harry Potter | OTA

Guinevere | Merlin | Open to ALL

Cassie Johnson | OC | OPEN TO ALL

Candy Cane | Batman OC Villain/Holy Musical B@man

the disciple (meulin leijon) | homestuck

Re: the disciple (meulin leijon) | homestuck

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter | OPEN

thor odinson; mcu; het

3?

britta perry | community

Brittany S Pierce | Glee

Elizabeth Burke | White Collar | OTA!

Leah Clearwater | Twilight Saga | OTA

NINA SAYERS | THE BLACK SWAN | HET

mike warner // shortpack // ota

fitzwilliam darcy | pride & prejudice [modern au]

loki; mcu

Jason Walsh | The Unusuals | M/F preferred

#3

Shirou Emiya | Fate/Stay Night | M/F

Kyo Kusanagi | King of Fighters | M/F

sharon carter / agent 13 ( marvel )