what sort of parents give you the initials NAFS? (
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bakerstreet2017-04-22 12:41 pm
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minor injuries;

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.
HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.
WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
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Charlie. Do you?
She already knew that people called him Scarecrow, but that was no more a name than Joker or Penguin. Those were monikers they used for their criminal lifestyles. If he was going to know her name, why shouldn't she know his?
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"Most people call me the Scarecrow," He replied, putting the antiseptic away for now. "But you already knew that, didn't you?" If she had seen his work, and been in Gotham long enough, surely she did. "Dr. Jonathan Crane."
He next got out the disinfectant, soaking a cotton ball in it and applying it to her back leg wounds.
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And it was, in a way. Charlie could easily be polite as long as she was being treated with respect, and thus far he was doing just that. Respect went a long way with her, as she was accustomed to being treated with fear or disdain. Really, she would have like to be normal so people didn't run when they saw her.
Her muscles twitched again, mostly because she wasn't used to being touched. Aside from the team that had created her, no one dared to touch Charlie. She wasn't exactly a loving, friendly house cat.
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Batman knew his real name, as did the police and the other villains. Was there any criminal in Gotham who actually had a secret identity? Batman inevitably figured it out sooner or later.
Once her wounds were disinfected, Crane brought out a surgical needle and thread. He disconnected his gauntlet for now and slipped it off, setting it aside for now. No need to poke her on accident. "Ms. Kyle might get jealous if she knew there was another big cat in Gotham."
The talking was mostly to keep her distracted while he began to sew up her back leg wounds.
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Charlie wasn't sure why she had chosen such a notoriously foul city. Maybe it was because she thought it would be easier to hide, or that she'd fit in to the smallest degree. The latter was a ridiculous dream, but it was fairly easy to hide in Gotham, at least.
She growled softly when he began to stitch her up. It was an annoying thing to have to endure, and a bit embarrassing, but at least she didn't have to find the supplies herself.
I'm guessing you mean the Catwoman.
Though she didn't know the woman's real name, it wasn't exactly rocket science to make the connection.
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Crane didn't deal much with Ms. Kyle, thanks to a mutual dislike of one another. Most of his schemes didn't call for a cat burglar anyway.
Scarecrow held onto Charlie's leg as he worked, to try and keep her as still as possible, only pausing when she spoke with him on the computer. As least she wasn't trying to kick him.
"Gotham is home to some colorful fellows. Some more colorful than the rest." Literally, in the case of the Joker and Dr. Quinzel.
Once he was done with the stitches, he retrieved the roll of bandages and began wrapping her back leg up.
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Becoming what she was today hadn't been an easy journey, and if another person was envious she'd deliver them to Arkham herself. It was all a blur of pain, training and general inhumane treatment. She wouldn't opt to go through such a thing again no matter what benefits it might have. It wasn't worth it.
With the stitching done she relaxed a bit more, allowing him to bandage the wound with no problem. As long as he played nice, she would play nice. Despite being built for the task, Charlie didn't enjoy killing people. She didn't even like it when they ran away from her, but she was growing accustomed to that.
I've heard of a man called Riddler. He interests me. Intelligent people in general do.
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Edward was easy to manipulate, if you knew how to play into his arrogance and egotistical nature. Crane had done it before. Let the man think he was in a pissing contest with Batman or any of the other rogues.
He got to work wrapping her front legs as well, to keep the smaller cuts from getting infected. "I happen to fancy myself quite intelligent as well."
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Edward Nygma. She was sure she could find him if she chose to. Perhaps even through Crane, depending on the nature of their relationship. Charlie just wasn't sure if he'd have to hate the man or like him to send her his way.
Everyone has an ego, but in the case of egos, size does matter.
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Scarecrow secured the last of her cuts and began to put away the first aid supplies, satisfied with his work. As long as she didn't do anything to open up her stitches.
"The Joker might have us all beaten in terms of ego. The last person who said he wasn't funny wound up suffering a rather painful demise."
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The idea of somehow being useful to him wasn't an appealing one, though she had expected him to want some kind of repayment for helping her. As long as he realized that Charlie wasn't some kind of pet, she supposed she could return the favor somehow.
I've heard of him, but never met him. Most people aren't very eager to meet me, for obvious reasons, I'm sure.
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Crane put the first aid kit back in its proper place before returning to her side, pulling up a chair so he could sit down next to the operating table. At least this way they were closer to eye-level.
"I imagine most find you intimidating, which I can think of several uses for. Not to mention whatever power allows you to communicate with me through the computer."
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Though she was sore, she got to her paws and laid down, making eye contact with him. Just in case he wanted to try anything now, she was ready to strike. Or if one of his thugs came back in. They hadn't left a good impression at all.
Just then, Jonathan's phone sounded off, indicating that he'd received a text message. The sender was unknown.
Yes, most people are intimidated by me. And I can communicate with you this way if it's more convenient.
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"Well, it will save me the trouble of having to crane my head over." He didn't put his phone away, since this was to be her chosen method of communication. "Just imagine how much more terrifying you would be to anyone exposed to my toxin?"
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True, Crane seemed to appreciate her intelligence, but she wanted more people to do the same. She wasn't a hyena or some average feline. She was a creature capable of complex thought and most tasks any human could do.
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"If you were to seek out Edward he'd likely have you maul anyone who dares threaten his intelligence, or have you scatter those silly riddles he does so love. Stick with me and nobody will ever treat you like an animal again."
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Playing riddles with Nygma wasn't very appealing either. She wasn't some kind of errand runner.
Oh? And why should I believe that? Why would you even trust me? Two of your men are piles of meat because of me.
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Gotham didn't have a whole lot of opportunities for unrepentant murderers, rapists and others of the like. The ones in prison for petty crimes and drug charges only came to work for the rogues if they were truly desperate. Plus, people like Crane wanted the sort who wouldn't hesitate to follow orders to kill or maim. Those sort usually hoped they would get street credit for working for 'the big time crooks'.
"From what I can see, you have nowhere to go, and Gotham will eat you alive if you get on the wrong person's bad side. I can appreciate intelligence too."
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She could leave Gotham just as easily as she had come, probably before any big time criminals (besides Scarecrow) noticed her. Charlie was good at being nowhere and everywhere at the same time, in that she could easily slink from here to there without being noticed.
Still, she was willing to hear him out.
What is it you want from me?
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If she could hack security systems, like alarms or cameras, that would be quite useful. Or if it just extended to sending messages, that could also come in handy for him. He could send his men orders silently, or have false orders sent in order to get security guards away. Not to mention the possibilities if she could control electronic devices other than computers.
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It still involved her beastly form rather than her intelligence, but at least he was thinking outside the box. Apparently he had more in mind for her than just scaring people after all. Now she was curious to know where the cogs in his mind were turning.
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Oh, he could already see the possibilities in such an ability. Blacking out an entire building, including security systems, or computer terminals. Possibly even shutting down the Bat's electronic devices. And if her control over electronics was that extensive, he could already picture hijacking multiple devices for his purpose.
"I can also help you get back at the people who did this to you, if you like."
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She decided to demonstrate her ability by shutting off the radios in the building. If those were the only way his men stayed in contact, they would be quite out of touch.
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With her sitting there and him sitting in a chair, it was almost like being a therapist again. Him in the small chair and the patient on the couch. Though he'd never had a mutant for a patient. Perhaps it was time for a true test of her intelligence.
"It frightens you, doesn't it? The idea of being caged like a beast, or used like one would an animal?"
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She maintained eye contact, not even blinking as she sent the message. Charlie wasn't going to fall for that, or anything else he tried to weasel her fears out of her. His only hope for that was his toxin, and he should have known it.
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