Get your gen texts here~

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Thor Odinson | MCU

[asgardsthunder]

[kid_flash_found]

So, has anyone introduced you to soul food yet? I'm torn between shrimp boats or chicken 'n waffles if the answer is no.

[asgardsthunder]

OH YES. Though I'm partial to the chicken 'n waffles. Quite delicious!

[kid_flash_found]

I spent some of my childhood in Alabama, so I have to be at least a little partial. I know a few places down south that could put on a feast worthy of Asgard.

[asgardsthunder]

You shouldn't make such promises to my stomach if you can't see it through. I demand a trip to experience this southern feast.

[kid_flash_found]

You think I would let you down?

[asgardsthunder]

Should I lie or be honest??

[kid_flash_found]

Fine. If the feast proves less than worthy, I shall declare a forfeit of your choice. But that's only because you haven't seen the spread they put out.

[asgardsthunder]

Fair enough. You seem confident enough so I cannot wait to experience it for myself.

[kid_flash_found]

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<font face-"courier">Dude, you really need to experience the finer things in life. I've seen you and Pop Tarts.

[asgardsthunder]

Are you insinuating that pop tarts are not part of the finer things of life?

Pop tarts are incredible, how dare you be so dismissive.

[kid_flash_found]

Pop Tarts are great for fast and portable, but they're mostly processed sugar. I just couldn't eat them every day. Wrong kind of calories, for one.

[asgardsthunder]

They are delicious, processed sugar or not. Have a care when you speak of them, little one.

[changethendie]

Thor! Thor! Look at this

[asgardsthunder]

Oh yes, I forget my hammer on the toilet once and now everyone has a need to make a fuss over it.

Delete this immediately.

[changethendie]

[asgardsthunder]

...I had almost forgotten how bratty you were as a child.

[changethendie]

And now you shall never again forget!

Though truly, you are missing a treasure trove of adorable kitties on the web of online.
Such as this one I've only just made.

[asgardsthunder]

So this is what you do with your time on Midgard, making memes of pretty kitties?

I suppose it is better than the alternative.

[changethendie]

It is but one of my many hobbies, dear brother. I'm quite popular on the Internet. I have 500 followers!

[asgardsthunder]

LOL

Note the use of caps?

A mere 500 followers? Who are these morons? And I could accumulate 4 times that easily.

[changethendie]

Hey! I've only just begun. Do not insult my online presence.

I shall take that challenge. The first to reach 2000 followers wins the famed online cookies.

Also, who taught you LOL? I have words.

[asgardsthunder]

Online cookies? What good are those?

Stark has been quite helpful in teaching me the ways of texting slang. He also taught me this one... GTFO because you have already lost. This is hardly a challenge.

[changethendie]

Not fair! You ought to give me a fighting chance, Thor. It's the hero's way, is it not?

[you can practically see the pout through the screen]

[asgardsthunder]

And allow you to pull one of yours tricks in order to win? I think not.

[Pout, schmout. He ain't falling for it.]