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logan | xmu
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2017-03-24 01:45 pm (UTC)
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Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball on the front lawn?
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my mattress like a normal person, not a diary.
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TEXT HIM
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nimbi
2017-03-24 02:07 pm (UTC)
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Right. Because everyone does that.
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2017-03-24 02:17 pm (UTC)
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Hiding a diary under the mattress is what twelve year old girls do. Mine's in the nightstand, because I'm a grown man. With locks on his door.
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nimbi
2017-03-24 02:28 pm (UTC)
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So how come this is the first I've ever heard about these bondage straps?
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2017-03-24 02:43 pm (UTC)
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I'm sure I mentioned them before...
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2017-03-24 05:32 pm (UTC)
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I
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9601
2017-03-24 05:38 pm (UTC)
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And?
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justonetouch
2017-03-24 06:25 pm (UTC)
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And there's nothing really to say?
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9601
2017-03-24 08:48 pm (UTC)
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Don't be cute. Where did it come from?
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2017-03-27 01:11 (UTC)
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aberranthubris
2017-03-24 07:24 pm (UTC)
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It's a knitted hat, Logan. Perhaps you should invest in a pair of glasses.
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9601
2017-03-24 10:18 pm (UTC)
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I don't need glasses
Wiseass
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aberranthubris
2017-03-25 10:21 am (UTC)
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Not yet.
Should I take that as an insult? It seems such a waste.
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9601
2017-03-25 01:52 pm (UTC)
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You're clairvoyant now?
Take it however you like.
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notsogroovy
2017-03-24 09:01 pm (UTC)
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Because I didn't want to know the future. Not anymore.
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9601
2017-03-24 10:20 pm (UTC)
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Sometimes it pays to know what's coming.
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notsogroovy
2017-03-25 12:41 am (UTC)
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Sometimes you get shot for yout trouble.
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9601
2017-03-25 01:46 am (UTC)
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Thanks for taking one for the team.
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xmarksthemutant
2017-03-24 10:01 pm (UTC)
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I knew that your healing factor would take care of you in the end. There were other factors that needed my attention.
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9601
2017-03-24 10:24 pm (UTC)
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Wounds still hurt, dick
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xmarksthemutant
2017-03-25 01:17 pm (UTC)
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I am aware.
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shadowblends
2017-03-25 01:50 am (UTC)
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i feel like this is the
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9601
2017-03-25 02:05 am (UTC)
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[ oh gdi ]
It's perfectly normal
When you're a consenting adult
Don't ask. Ever.
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shadowblends
2017-03-25 03:14 am (UTC)
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[just
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well uh
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what am i not asking about?
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9601
2017-03-25 04:27 am (UTC)
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[ he really needs to check his contacts before he texts. ]
Exactly.
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2017-03-27 01:51 (UTC)
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2017-03-27 02:28 (UTC)
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2017-03-27 02:31 (UTC)
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omg bless this whole thread
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2017-03-27 02:38 (UTC)
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agreed fdsahk bless you *for* this thread (i have been laughing in the entire time)
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sheriffing
2017-03-25 06:24 pm (UTC)
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I could have done a better job keeping
me
alive last night, too, but we're both still here.
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logan | xmu
2. I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
3. Can you explain to me the broken disco ball on the front lawn?
4. No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my mattress like a normal person, not a diary.
5. TEXT HIM
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Should I take that as an insult? It seems such a waste.
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Take it however you like.
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It's perfectly normal
When you're a consenting adult
Don't ask. Ever.
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well uh
i am a consenting adult
what am i not asking about?
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Exactly.
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omg bless this whole thread
agreed fdsahk bless you *for* this thread (i have been laughing in the entire time)
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