bakerstreet | MEME'S ANATOMY

MEME'S + ANATOMY
it's bakerstreet hospital

This meme was a request from Anon

You're in a hospital, and it could be for any number of reasons. Are you the patient, sick, injured or needing surgery? Are you visiting someone who is? Are you the victim of a crime that has left you requiring medical attention in the ER, or was it just some really bad sushi? Are you a doctor or a surgeon examining a patient before or after treatment, or having a chat with a colleague in the cafeteria or staff room? Or are you a caring nurse tending to your patients, or a not-so-caring nurse who really wishes they chose becoming a rockstar rather than handing out bed pans? Maybe you're just the janitor who bumps into patients in the hall, or the impatient ward clerk answering telephones? Or do you suddenly find yourself in hospital and sharing a room with a patient you have no choice but to strike up a conversation with?

Whatever it is, you decide. You pick your hospital role, and taggers pick theirs that set the scene for why you are coming to interact together in a hospital. If you're not comfortable playing a doctor, nurse or medical professional, pick any of the other scenarios. There are numerous ways two people could be interacting in a hospital. Alternatively, if you are okay playing medical staff, your muse doesn't need to be such in canon for you to give it a go here. AU at it's best, as always. Scenes can be serious, drama, cracky, fluffy, or maybe you're a naughty doctor and nurse who has a favourite janitor's closet to utilise?

The Baker Street Hospital world is your oyster...

RULES:
+ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have.
+ Posters, in the comment box, state which hospital role you prefer to be in, whether it be patient, visitor, doctor, nurse, staff, etc. Be specific if you wish, especially as to ailment or type of medical professional or staff you are so people can know who they are tagging accordingly. Feel free to list more than one potential role if you're open to options and variety.
+ Taggers, you choose your own role to tag with in response. You may prefer to just pick yourself, select from the options below, or use the RNG for a number between 1 and 28 to choose for you.
+ Please don't make yourself an unconscious patient... for obvious reasons
+ Don't be afraid to come up with your own role if it isn't listed and you can think of other ideas for hospital interaction.
+ Have fun, and stat!

THE LIST:

GROUP (a) PATIENTS [you choose the specific ailment]

[1] MINOR ILLNESS FOR OBSERVATION

[2] MAJOR ILLNESS FOR LONGER TERM STAY

[3] INJURY FOR OVERNIGHT STAY

[4] INJURY FOR LONGER TERM STAY

[5] POST MINOR SURGERY

[6] POST MAJOR SURGERY

[7] LONG TERM REHABILITATION POST INJURY OR ILLNESS

[8] PREGNANT, ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH, OR JUST HAD A BABY

[9] EMERGENCY ROOM, ILLNESS WAITING ROOM FOR EXAMINATION

[10] EMERGENCY ROOM, INJURY WAITING ROOM FOR EXAMINATION

[11] EMERGENCY ROOM, BROUGHT IN BY AMBULANCE

[12] EMERGENCY ROOM, POST DIAGNOSIS AWAITING DISCHARGE

[13] EMERGENCY ROOM, POST DIAGNOSIS AWAITING HOSPITAL ADMISSION

[14] EMERGENCY ROOM, POST DIAGNOSIS AWAITING SURGERY

[15] ANY OF THE ABOVE AND SHARING A ROOM WITH ANOTHER PATIENT

GROUP (b) VISITORS

[16] VISITING A LOVED ONE
You really hope they're okay, they scared you so much! You don't want to leave, even if they are okay because hospitals aren't nice places, and you don't want them to be all alone right now.

[17] VISITING A FAMILY MEMBER
You haven't been able to stop worrying since they came in here, they better be okay, because you can't live without them! Or maybe you haven't spoken to them in a very long time and news of their hospital stay has forced you out of estrangement?

[18] VISITING A FRIEND
Who doesn't need cheering up when they're not feeling 100%?

[19] VISITING SOMEONE YOU HAVE AN INVESTED INTEREST IN FOR SOME REASON (work colleague, friend of a friend, neighbour, victim of a crime you witnessed, etc. you can know them or they can be a stranger)
You just need to make sure they're okay. You heard all the stories, and what if they really did lose both arms and had an ear surgically removed?! Not tha Hallmark could cater specifically to that...

[20] VISITING ANY OF THE ABOVE BUT GET THE WRONG ROOM
Your friend or loved one can wait a little longer, this person looks like they could use a visitor, or maybe you're bothering them and get told none-so-politely to GTFO, even if you're just trying to be friendly!

[21] VISITING A PATIENT WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO GET MANY VISITORS
Everyone needs company, right?

[22] VISITING A PATIENT WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO GET MANY VISITORS
You're waiting in a waiting room for news of a friend or loved one, who do you meet there? Or has the doctor finally come to give you the good/bad news? Why do they always take so damn long, and hell, the vending machine coffee is awful.

GROUP (c) DOCTORS, NURSES or OTHER MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS

[23] DOCTOR/MEDICAL OFFICER (you can pick a specialty/area of practice if you prefer)
You make people better, prescribe medication, and save lives, to put it in black and white.

[24] SURGEON (you can pick a specialty/area of practice if you prefer)
You cut people open for a living, whether it's minor or major, or saving someone's life with a trauma surgery.

[25] NURSE
In the emergency room, on a ward, or in the maternity unit, you're here to assist doctors or surgeons, or taking care of your patients. A job that is very much not everyone's cup of tea!

[26] OTHER MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL
Psychologist, Psychiatrist, Physiotherapist, Paramedic, Midwife, Radiologist, Pathologist, Pharmacist, etc.

GROUP (d) NON-MEDICAL HOSPITAL STAFF

[27] NON-MEDICAL HOSPITAL STAFF
Janitors, florists, ward clerks, cafe staff, kitchen staff delivering meals, wardsman, etc.

GROUP (e) MISC

[28] WILDCARD, ANYTHING ELSE GOES IF NOT LISTED HERE
Janitors, florists, ward clerks, cafe staff, kitchen staff delivering meals, wardsman, etc.

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[Patient or visitor, he seems to get shot at a lot.]

[THE GOD OF THUNDER DOES NOT GET SICK.]

To quote the manga, "Ravaged by illness, painfully aware of his impending death, he forcefully prolonged his life with medication." He's definitely patient material.

(( OPTION A: regular checkup, just a physical; OPTION B: gunshot wounds really suck; OPTION C: ...something else!

m/m preferred if there might be sex involved))

[ Visiting. Always visiting. ]

[ Patient. How could he be anything else? ]

[Wildcard; he's a faith healer, wandering the hospital as a visitor for serious cases that might need a little divine intervention.]

[ Patient or visitor. ]

[Badd is aware that gunshot wounds really suck. This is his third. He's in bed being generally grumpy at reality and finishing up the one magazine Gumshoe managed to smuggle in to him.

It's a rifle magazine.

Bless him, he tries, but Gumshoe is really bad at being smart.]

Anything interesting happening on your end of the room? [There's a curtain between them and he hasn't actually seen his roommate yet.]

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[If patient, probably here under false identity.]

[He'll be a patient; preference for the more serious long-term ones!]

[With the Phoenix force part of her, she can heal and perhaps even raise the dead.]

[She's a doctor. Anesthesiology specifically.]

[Surgeon, yep.]

[He's a general practitioner from 1952. Also available in Luceti canon, where he's aware of magic and other such freaky things (though is still often freaked out by them anyway.)]

[Anyone need to see a ~~sadistic fear-loving~~ psychiatrist? :3]

[just because he's wearing the traditional doctor headpiece does not mean he works here. or that he knows what he's doing.]

Don't know much about your universe, and not sure if you know mine, so let's meet in the middle? Real-worldish AU?

If there's one place that needs divine intervention, it's the intensive care unit. At the end of the hall, Castiel comes upon a rather unusual sight.

The man in the bed couldn't have been more than 18 or 20. Wet, hacking coughs racked his thin frame and blood poured through his fingers when he tried to cover his mouth. He could barely breathe. His heart was giving out. He was clearly in pain, from the sound of the metal restraints rattling along the side of the bed frame.

But there was no one there to comfort him. Despite being in the middle of visiting hours, the young patient was completely alone. Even the nurses tended to avoid the room. Of course... the restraints... this man was a prisoner, a very dangerous one if he was to be cuffed while on the brink of death.

[Snarky workaholic psychiatrist with anxiety issues. Oh, and neat freak tendencies. Any messy doctors or patients out there?]

[Working in a hospital was often frustrating. There are patients who think they know best. They're usually wrong. There are doctors who think they know best. They are also wrong surprisingly often, though very few of them would deign to listen to the nurses. Heaven forbid they actually learn what's on a patient's chart. Half of Vivian's time seems to be spent fixing problems created by carelessness and incompetence.

Will, at least, is more tolerable then most. And more tolerant. He's actually willing to listen to the nurses. He's willing to listen to the janitors, for pity's sake. But today, an irritable patient and an impatient doctor have put the nurse in a bad mood, and Willock is in the line of fire. The second she hands him his new patient's charts, her arms are crossed, her brows are furrowed, and her foot is tapping the floor like a woodpecker on methamphetamines.]

[Willock regards her, furrows his brow slightly, then looks back down at the chart. Best not to ask, he decides. His voice is unfailingly level and professional as he addresses her.]

Did his blood results ever come back? I'd think the lab should be done with them by now.

[Usually Doctor-y, but it would be fun to have her be a patient.]

If they did, they weren't properly recorded. They're updating the computer system right now. I'll report the error when I get to the nurses' station. [It's amazing how much has gone wrong lately. Lots of accidents; falls; little children whose overprotective parents need to be told that it is not in fact appendicitis, little what's-his-name should just cut back on the midnight snacking. And on top of all that, her coffee maker broke this morning. It's been a long week. It's for this reason that she doesn't back down and instead looks him irritably in the eyes.]

For goodness' sake. [He can't help but let the annoyance trickle into his tone at that, though he stays not looking at her, trying not to provoke her.] I can't prescribe anything until I see those numbers. Please report this now--if the tests have to be redone, I don't want to sit on this.

[He throws a glance at the patient in question--a sedated and sleeping fiftysomething who had exhibited signs of infection shortly after having a knee replacement. The man's numerous prescriptions and high blood pressure compel Will to be cautious, and Will's caught in that awful feeling of being both short on time and too afraid to make a move. He hasn't been a doctor for all that long, and maybe he ought to be more willing to take risks, but--he should have that data to help him make a decision, damn it.]

I wish.

[ His mysterious roommate finally spoke. Blake had been staring at the ceiling (three rows of twenty five tiles from what he can see, four mysterious stains, three cracks, two not quite lined up, and a partridge in a pear tree), listening and envying the rustle of book pages for a while. ]

You done with your book?

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MEME'S ANATOMY

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Conan Edogawa | Shinichi Kudo - Detective Conan

Castiel/Emmanuel Allen | Supernatural

Yuui | Clamp Horitsuba!verse | Open

Hospital roommates?

Music Meister | Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Kain Highwind | Final Fantasy IV/Dissidia 012

Jean Grey | MU | OTA

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Sarah Tam || 63!Firefly

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the eleventh doctor | doctor who

That sounds like a cool wildcard. :) I'll play to that!

Dr. Clyde Feinald | Original Character

Modern au?

This will be awesome. :3

Marta Shearing/June Monroe | The Bourne Legacy

It will!

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