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Agent Peter Burke ([personal profile] agent_suit) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2017-03-10 08:30 pm (UTC)

Peter Burke | White Collar

1. This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem.

2. I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon

3. Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.

4. Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.

5. Text him (preferably at 3am)
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