inventor: wwii (ғʟᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ.)
ʜᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀ. sᴛᴀʀᴋ. ([personal profile] inventor) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2017-03-10 02:48 pm (UTC)

howard stark | mcu.

1BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP. BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
2i woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
3he started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on
4she def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how i missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe
5it's what i'm here for. critiquing penis photos

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