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THEKINDASTUCKMEME
Well, at least it's not glue.

RULES:
o1. Put down your character ( name | series | any preferences).
o2. Those replying can pick / rng / ask Snape on the astral plane to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. You know what they say: birds of a feather get stuck in questionably legal situations together!

Hope you enjoy your enforced quality time, when you're both stuck -

o1 in traffic, after an atrocious argument.
o2. distracting this person, while your partner in comedy/crime organizes their surprise party, or slashes their car tyres.
o3. defending the base for the next vicious 42 min, until your cavalry to get here. Ladies, gentlemen: good luck.
o4. on a raft, idly drifting the way of the nearest deserted island, a surely cute shark in tow.
o5. in an air vent, after fruitlessly stalking this person, whom you thought to be a serial killer. They don't make friendly neighbours like they used to.
o6. trapped in a codependent relationship with your bed / pet / really domestic hobby, from which this person hopes to break you by way of ~~alcohol~~ a social intervention.
o7. in a waiting room, while you're hanging around for the results for a highly embarrassing disease test, and would really rather not run into anyone you kno - ...God damn it.
o8. trying to safely navigate through a department store, after carelessly forgetting you were out on your measly errand during Black Friday / the year's biggest one-day sale.
o9. standing guard in front of a bedroom with this nigh-stranger, so your Romeo-Juliet-like friends can finally get it on in behind closed doors, thematic noises included. Get the small talk going.
10. with your hair in one of their zippers. You pick which. Everyone else just points and laughs.
11. delivering some pretty terrible news to them.
12. with your hand in their mailbox, just as they're coming out of their house, or apartment.
13. doing the dishes, when you both forgot your wallets and can't foot the bill.
14. playing moral support for your friend, who's stuck in a magician's box, while said magician goes off to look for the key. And coffee. And dinner.
15. reading a manual on how to defuse a bomb, or a very sensitive alarm system. Tick-tack. No rush.
16. waiting for the movie reels to get changed over from an accidental porn showing, courtesy of teenagers in charge of the screening room. You're also out of popcorn.
17. under the only stone building around for miles in the middle of an acidic rain. And then you wonder whether pollution's really on the rise.
18. on the roof, after the ladder's snapped in half. Your neighbour's particularly irritable cat might also be out on the prowl.
19. in a bdsm swing. Look, no one's judging.
20. baby-sitting, pet-sitting, or car-sitting. Yes, that new Ferrari needs day and night surveillance.
21. in a lake, because this person caught you skinny-dipping and won't. Go. Away.
22. on the phone for an important interview / business conversation, while this person tries to distract you.
23. waiting to be ransomed, while in the actually quite loving care of especially incompetent criminals.
24. with your and this person's thumbs engaged in a dysfunctional Chinese finger trap.
25. waiting for them to make the Important Announcement they've been hinting at all week, while they taunt and tease you with it.

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Not him but a much better choice, but that's not an opening for you to fawn over me, okay?

( now he understands if his good looks and charisma can win a person over, but mistaking him for makoto is a Big Miss Steak. kaoru thinks he's much more good looking, wow izumi, get your act together. )

Anyway.. Don't make me out to be an animal, I mean, girls smell good but I don't have to hunt them down unlike.. ( here is where he wants to gesture to izumi's stalking, but you know what, he will leave that alone for now.

...not. ) But I could ask you the same, isn't it against the rules to travel through the vents. You're going to get stuck so uh, cut it out.

( ok but, what about you, kaoru.)

[ eyeroll ] As if. Your looks are nothing compared to my darling Yuu-kun.

[ please, kaoru. we all know you don't swing that way, even though your denial is completely futile when you're surrounded with a lot of good-looking boys in this school, lol.

but... right, his reason for being here. the letter he's been holding seems to burn in his head as he wracks his brain for a legitimate excuse. ]

...I was looking for something. [ namely the vent that leads to class 2A. ] Something that's none of your business. Not that Tenshouin and Hasumi would know, since I'll be out of here in a snap. Now if you excuse me, you're blocking the damn way.

( what is kaoru supposed to say to that? put his dukes up because of that lie? yes, well no. he's going to remain calm and shake his head, izumi is young. he just needs glasses because his eyes aren't quite working right. it can't be helped kaoru is the straightest man in all of yumenosaki, just look at him? him? with a guy? pssht. psssht!

well. it depends on the guy. wait — this isn't the conversation now! )

Looking for... someone, right? ( you don't have to go and lie to him, he knows where this is going. how the hell did he get stuck in this love arrow, don't add him to this triangle. ) No way, you're messing up practice by running through these vents and UNDEAD has a live soon, I am not letting you through. I'm going to escort you out.

( koaru sounds too responsible but his unit means a lot to him to do something small like this. ) So you go the other way, don't make this difficult.

No, you're the one making this difficult. Don't you see I have a very important business to attend to? You're being so annoying as usual.

[ very important big brother business, more like. ]

I'll be back in our classroom before you know it, IF you step aside. By not following my instructions, you're only impeding your practice with your unit, you know? So step. The Hell. Aside.

[ izumi's getting irate that the letter he's holding is starting to crumple in his grip. come the fuck on, kaoru. let him and his precious kouhai reunite!! ]

How the hell am I going to step when I'm on my knees? Do you hear yourself? ( that doesn't even sound right, honestly, so kaoru is going to ignore what he says himself and speak up about the prior. )

UNDEAD needs me, I know but raising your voice at me isn't going to make me go back any faster. Just stop being weird and go back the other way, Sena-kun! ( now kaoru isn't going to put his hands on him, oh no, he's just going to be more controlling of the situation. besides, izumi needs a new hobby than stalking other unit members because of his undying love. ugh, come on man, why?

really, why is the entirety of knights so fucking weird. )

Mademoiselle-chan is going to be so disappointed in you when I tell her what you're doing up here, she's going to chew. You. Out.

( probably not but everyone talks like she's an actual person around here, well, kaoru sure does. ) She's a beautiful lady and here you are, as a classmate of hers, doing a bad thing that might get you in trouble and then she'd never see you again. Is that what you want, to be a heartbreaker?

[ hey, knights is a very dignified unit, you know!! if anything, UNDEAD is the weirder unit here, what with being led by kuma-kun's older brother of all people. izumi has heard the stories, though he hasn't verified whether ritsu's just exaggerating about rei or not.

and for the record, this is NOT stalking, this is......... a special delivery. for a special boy. not that you'd know anything about that, kaoru.

but back to the matter at hand, izumi's raising an incredulous brow at whatever bullshit kaoru just spouted out. really, hakaze? ]

Why are you suddenly bringing Itsuki's doll into this? Do I look like I'm into her? I'm not a skirt-chaser like you, who'd even stoop so low as to flirt with a doll of all things.

[ mademoiselle is very pretty for a doll, izumi's gotta admit, but that's not the point here!! ]

And I'm not doing anything bad, by the way. If you really want to know what I'm up to, you can follow me.

Uhm, because she's going to be mad at you? Don't you listen or is that head just too filled with guys that you don't understand when I speak lady talk to you.

( that's what kaoru guesses, ugh, come on izumi, why are you like this! ) Skirt-chaser may be true but you don't have to call me out like that, I have a good reputation to my name when it comes to that title. ( well, that MAY be false but who's going to call him out? ) Mademoiselle-chan would be upset if something happened to you so be lucky I'm here to make sure you don't make a fool of yourself.

( he doesn't want to follow izumi ANYWHERE, that's just too worrisome and who knows. the only ass that kaoru wants to follow is a pretty girl's... ugh. ) You're climbing through vents, that's pretty bad but whatever, just lead the way and don't get us lost.

( matter of fact. ) Inch your ass to the side so I don't have to see it, this is awkward for me.

[ you're getting another eyeroll, dude. seriously bringing up itsuki's doll just to dissuade izumi... that's so weird and not to mention so fucking annoying?? why did it all come to this. all izumi wants is to deliver this letter to makoto and be done with it!

but!! fine. at least the vents are big enough for two people crawling side by side. ]

I can't help it if my ass looks good at all corners. [ ain't that the truth. ] Now hurry up, I'm going to leave you behind if you slow down.

[ but the thing is, izumi still doesn't know where to go. he keeps on crawling until they both stop at an intersection. ]

... You have any idea which one leads to the second-year classrooms?

( just what the fuck, izumi. why are you like this? ugh, kaoru is so tired of this but what can he do. )

I want you to shut up, please, enough. ( don't talk about your ass to a straight guy, besides, it MAY look firm but that doesn't mean it's a good-looking ass like kaoru's? but then again, we all know what izumi is capable of when he does ballet and that does make the ass phat. )

Because, my ass is better. ( wow, kaoru, okay. ) So we can come to the close of that conversation but uh, don't go off too far. I'm coming. ( crawling so that he can be right beside izumi, he ducks down a few cobwebs so that he doesn't get them on his pretty face. )

........... You didn't learn which way to go before coming in here...

( he sounds so disappointed. )

Edited 2017-03-11 10:37 (UTC)

[ the only reason why you think your ass is better is because of those tight-fitting uniforms that UNDEAD has, please. but fine, they shall continue this discussion once they get out of here. even get their other classmates into it. an ass contest.

why is 3A like this.

anyways. ]

I do know where we're going! Just give me a minute.

[ he'll take a leap of faith and go for the right vent. ugh, all this dust and webbing... he'll need to take a bath after this.

after a while he stops at a set of grilles and takes a peek. it looks like a classroom, but-- ]

Ah! There he is~

[ his personality just did a 180 upon seeing a boy with blond hair - not unlike kaoru's dull locks - and glasses. it's him, it's definitely him! ]

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what do u mean sena-kun, everyone is going to know u thought i was the love of ur life

shut up kao-kun, do you really want someone like me to obsess over u

well sena-kun i mean when i get dumped u could obsess 2 make me feel better

wow kao-kun that's so not straight of you

sena-kun listen sometimes i can substitute your crazy for the love i need sometimes im still str8

pretty sure that's still gay though kao-kun you can't hide what's inside

stop sena-kun, im very straight inside, can u see me with a guy? flips hair... too cool to be unstr8

idk kao-kun, you've been rather close with shinkai during repaymentfes

dont try to call me out, sena-kun, what do you know. it's still straight if u talk to a fish???

and let's not get started with kuma-kun's brother..... kao-kun just admit it